CHAPTER ONE: the beginning of the end and other complicated shit

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My head hurts.

I sighed. Even opening my eyelids hurt. I layed still in my bed, being careful not move any muscles for the fear of not being able to move for the rest of my life. Jesus. My head hurt like a bitch, I possibly had a stab wound on my arm and I smelled like piss.

This combination could only possibly mean one thing-or rather person.

CLARY FUCKING JENDERSON.

I groaned and buried my self deeper into my swath of blankets as the memories came rushing back full force as I remembered the previous night that had led me to my doom, also known as the worst hangover in history.

Clary. Moving. Goodbye Party. Illegal. Alcohol. More. More. A Whole Lot More. Chugging. Clary. Fight. Knife. Bitches. Pass Out.

Asdfghjkl. Leave it to Clary Jenderson to buy alcohol from gangsters and then make me help her fight them. Jesus. I was lucky I didn't die. I was going to stab and scoop out her eyes with spoons when I got a hold of her sorry butt.

When I finally mustered up the energy and pain tolerance to open my eyes, I was greeted by a disgustingly maroon wall that looked nothing like my room or Clary's. Where were my yaoi manga, my Kakashi plushies? Had I slept over at someone else's house after the party?

It was cute enough, with little flower trinkets decorating the wall, and a cute mirror with a beautiful comb on the vanity table. I didn't remember staying over at a friends, I wasn't lesbian...so it was a guy's room.

Ugh.

I had to get out of here, and fast, before Mr. Flowers decided to come back and force me to help him tend to his garden or some shit. I looked down the narrow window I had and saw the backdoor. Thank you, lord. Thank you. All I had to do was time it correctly, and I would be on my way to freedom. I slipped out of the distastefully purple bed and glanced down at my attire.

Double ugh.

It was a pink lace gown, completed with frills at the end. It completely engulfed my body, which seemed way shorter than I remembered. I was five foot three, so how the hell could the bed be that tall? Plus, I sure wasn't wearing this to the party, so who changed me-

Mr. Flowers. My face heated up like the frying pan on Christmas and I gritted my teeth. The minute I found the jackass I was going to castrate him. He was number two on my hitlist after Clary Fucking Jenderson. But first, I had to find my clothes and some painkillers for my head. Please let there be Tylenol. Please.

I shuffled over to the mirror, miraculously not tripping and yawned heavily; combing through my long blonde hair. Might as well freshen up wh-

—what the fuckidy buckidy boo. When did I start having long blonde hair? I was a black female with kinky hair that, while gorgeous, was a bitch to control. I ran my fingers through the new silk attached to my head. I peered into the mirror and gasped. A short, baby-looking girl with blue eyes and blonde hair who couldn't be more then nine years old stared back at me, mimicking my actions. Who the hell was sh-

-me. It was my reflection. I screamed and screamed again, my eyes taking in the sight of white where my mocha should have been, blue eyes where brown should've been, blonde waves where black curls should've been. Where were my squinty-ass eyes? My boobies? My fucking skin?

Who the hell was I, anyway? Was this some kind of reality TV show? I glanced around the bed and under it, half expecting Justin Holmes to pop out and scream 'gotcha'. Maybe he's in the closet? I opened the closet and grimaced at the clothes options. Purple, all marked with some kind of mark. I glanced closer at the seal. It looked exactly like the Yamanaka seal from Narut-

knock.

"Ino! Are you alright, dear?" A voice rang from the other side of the door. I shrieked as the realization hit me hard.

— I'm Y-y-y-Yamanaka I-I-Ino?!

Darkness phased in and I fainted.

I'm Tatiana Forrestts, and this is my story.

「つづく」

author's notes:

yup i'm back with a plot that actually makes sense thank you very much

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next chapter appearances: Rin, inner Ino, Yamanaka parents, Seia and maybe Naruto or Sakura! Or both! and possibly sasuke

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