Narrator: DJ D isn't here; this will be me the narrator, I really do suck
at doing this, but I will do it in my own way!
P.S. DJ D says he is sorry for the inconvenience!
..............
Hello everybody, this is Kent Brockman reporting from WWE Elementary School. We will take you on a trip to the wonders of love. YOU CAN CALL THIS.
THE COUPLES OF WWE: DJ STYLE!
We taped this privately. Let's look at Test and Stacy Keibler.
................
Test gets on the phone and calls Stacy!
Stacy's mom: Hello?
Test: Hi, is Stacy there?
Stacy's mom: Who are you?
Test: I am a friend of hers.
Stacy's Mom: What is your name son.
Test: Test.
Stacy: Hello?
Test: Hi sweetheart.
Stacy: Oh Test.
Test: I was wondering if you would like to go to the dance with me?
Stacy hangs up, and call an hour later.
Test wakes up and answers the phone.
Test: Hello?
Stacy: Yes, I want to go with you TEST!
Test: WHAT? Go where?
Stacy: To the dance!
Test: Wait.who is this?
Stacy: Stacy!
Test: OK. Bye.
Test hangs up.
Stacy: YAY!!!
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Kent Brockman: Wasn't that romantic? Ok, next scene.
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Stone Cold and the Giant Can of Root Beer.
Stone Cold was at Walmart, all of a sudden, he sees a life size can of Root Beer.
Austin was drunk of Root Beer and got in his knees.
Austin: Would you go to the dance with me?
Then a little kid saw him and started laughing and said.
Kid: Yes baby baldy!
Austin: Come on baby!
Austin gets the can of Root Beer and runs away with it but know one knew who took it.
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Hurricane (Shane Helms) and Tyra
Hurricane: Citizen Jazmyne, you are my sidekick, but I will take Tyra to the dance. You will always be MY sidekick and you are the best!
Jazmyne: That is ok.
Hurricane: Hope you are not upset Holy Sidekick!
Jazmyne: I am not upset Shane.
Hurricane: Ok.
..
Hurricane: I would like to go with you to the dance Tyra.
Tyra: What about Jazmyne?
Hurricane: She is just my sidekick but you are my favorite girl in the world!
Tyra starts singing.
Tyra: /Did you ever know that you're my hero/ You're everything I would like to be/ You are way stronger than a fly/ You are my HURRICANE/ Yeah, Britney Spears, aha/ You drive me CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!
Hurricane: You can stop now.
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Jeff Hardy and Hayley and Becky and Ashley
FLASHBACK
Becky, Ashley and Hayley followed Jeff.
Becky: Jeff, we want to know, who are you taking to the dance, Ashley, Hayley, or me?
Hayley and Ashley: Yeah! Jeff: How about we have a foursome and we dance together.
ALL: That is cool.
Jeff: It will be lesbianized too.
A,H, and B: What do you mean?
Jeff: Wouldn't you like to kiss each other too like in Spin the Bottle?
ALL: Yeah!
Jeff: It will be a foursome!
All the girls celebrate!
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Cat Lea and The Undertaker
Taker: Want to go to the dance with me?
Cat Lea: Yes.
Taker: See you there then.
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Kent: The Cat Lea and Taker scene was romantic as hell! I am amazed what a man Undertaker is. Next Scene.
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Amanda Snape and Shawn Michaels (Sorry Amanda but I had to put you there)
Amanda: I like RVD, but would you like to dance with me at the dance for fun?
Michaels: Ok. But remember, I am the H-B-K!
Amanda: Well cya there Shawn!
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Jazmyne and Rey Mysterio Jr.
Rey: Jazmyne, I been observing you since the first day of school, and I think I am in love with you. Will you be my girlfriend?
Jazmyne: Yes Rey. One more thing Rey Rey.
Rey: Yes?
Jazmyne: Do you want to go to the dance with me?
Rey: Yeah Jazmyne. I got to go. Bye.
Jazmyne: Bye.
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Rock and Trish Stratus
Trish Stratus was walking on the street after school. Going home. All of a sudden, a drunk guy comes.
DG: Hey.BEAUTIFUL. How you doing?
Trish walks faster now.
All of a sudden a pack of drunken guys come chasing Trish. Rock sees her running, he calls Jericho, Big Show, Kevin Nash and more and they run to Trish's aid. The Rock took on the leader. Hit him in the balls. Pushed him in the bushes and does a 3 hit combo on his body.
Jericho: WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Jericho hits DG 1 with a STEEL CHAIR in the head and tries to do the figure four leglock on him.
Jericho: WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Big Show gets DG 2 from the neck and hits him with his gigantic elbow.
Shawn Michaels comes running and waits for DG 2 to stand up and hits him with the Sweet Chin Music.
Then, out of nowhere, a DG comes and tries to kiss Trish, but The Rock tackles him and does the People's Elbow on him
All the DGs were on the floor.
Trish (scared, and crying a little): I think I should thank you the proper way.
Trish kisses Rock in the cheek.
Rock: If that's how you thank the Rock, then this is how I say, your welcome.
Rock gives Trish a deep kiss in the lips.
Rock leaves.
Trish goes home.
Next Day
Trish looks for The Rock.
Trish: Caitlin, you've seen The Rock?
Caitlin: Yeah, he is talking to Shane Helms.
Trish: Where?
Caitlin: By the boys bathroom.
Trish runs and looks for the Rock.
Trish: Oh hi Rock.
Rock: Hi Trish.
Trish: I thank you for everything, and I wanted to ask you if you wanted to go to the dance with me?
Rock: Uhh.(Pause).Yeah Trish. Pick you up at 6:30?
Trish: Ok.
RINGGGGGGGG
Rock: Bye.
Trish: Bye.
...............
Kent Brockman: Now that was mediocre. That was not good for shit! Rock and Trish? That is wrong. Well, next scene.
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DJ D and the TURNTABLE
DJ D goes to Circuit City to look for DJ equipment.
DJ D: I am looking for DJ equipment sir.
The sir: Well, follow me. I don't think you'll have enough money for a turntable.
DJ D: YES I WILL!!!!!!
The sir: OK.
The Sir shows him the turntable and DJ D immediately buys it.
DJ D walks home singing: THEY SAY, THAT YOU DON'T BUY A LOVELIFE, THAT YOU HAVE TO EARN ONE, BUT LOOK, I BOUGHT A LOVE LIFE! YEAH!!!!!!!
DJ D places the turntable in his basement.
DJ D: See you at the dance baby.
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Kent Brockman: I have no time to show you more videotapes of the WWE kids so, I will show you the couples now.
Test and Stacy Keibler
Stone Cold and The Giant Can of Root Beer
Hurricane and Tyra
Jeff Hardy and Becky and Ashley and Hayley
Trish Stratus and The Rock
Kane and Caitlin
Rusty and Kevin Nash
Jazmyne and Rey Mysterio
Shane McMahon and Stephanie McMahon (Vince wanted brother and sister to dance)
Brock Lesnar and Terri
RVD and Amanda and Faith (They agreed to dance in a threesome)
Matt Hardy and Mae Young
Billy Kidman and Torrie Wilson
HHH and Paul Heyman (HHH turned gay after The Rock called him a fag)
Kurt Angle and a Giant Carton of Milk.
Booker T and a Gaint Foam Hand
DJ D and the turntable
Jamie Noble and Nidia
Lita and Edge
Chris Jericho and Dani (Sorry Dani if you didn't want him)
NO DATES:
William Regal
Bubba Ray
Raven
D-Von
Big Show
Molly
Tajiri
Spike Dudley
.............
Kent Brockman: All of you have been wondering, what is up with HBK and Tyra missing? Well here is our last video tape!
...............
Ric Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! It's 3,000,000,000!!!!
Shawn Michaels told Tyra: Come with me.
So they were in the hallway talking.
Shawn: I want you cupcake, to go to the dance with me.
Tyra: Don't call me CUPCAKE!!! Look, I don't like you ok, so why don't you just leave me alone!
Shawn: Tyra wait!! Wait.
Tyra gives him the finger.
Shawn: TYRA!!! WAIT!!!!
Tyra: SHUT UP!
Shawn: I SAID WAIT TYRA!!!!
Tyra: What!
Shawn: If you don't like me, I just want to be your friend then.
Tyra: Ok, Ok!
RINNGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Shawn: Well, it's time for lunch; let's go!
..............
Kent Brockman: At least Shawn gots a new friend. Well that is it for today! Next Chapter will be THE DANCE!!!
..............
P.S. DJ D says he is sorry for the inconvenience!
..............
Hello everybody, this is Kent Brockman reporting from WWE Elementary School. We will take you on a trip to the wonders of love. YOU CAN CALL THIS.
THE COUPLES OF WWE: DJ STYLE!
We taped this privately. Let's look at Test and Stacy Keibler.
................
Test gets on the phone and calls Stacy!
Stacy's mom: Hello?
Test: Hi, is Stacy there?
Stacy's mom: Who are you?
Test: I am a friend of hers.
Stacy's Mom: What is your name son.
Test: Test.
Stacy: Hello?
Test: Hi sweetheart.
Stacy: Oh Test.
Test: I was wondering if you would like to go to the dance with me?
Stacy hangs up, and call an hour later.
Test wakes up and answers the phone.
Test: Hello?
Stacy: Yes, I want to go with you TEST!
Test: WHAT? Go where?
Stacy: To the dance!
Test: Wait.who is this?
Stacy: Stacy!
Test: OK. Bye.
Test hangs up.
Stacy: YAY!!!
.................
Kent Brockman: Wasn't that romantic? Ok, next scene.
................
Stone Cold and the Giant Can of Root Beer.
Stone Cold was at Walmart, all of a sudden, he sees a life size can of Root Beer.
Austin was drunk of Root Beer and got in his knees.
Austin: Would you go to the dance with me?
Then a little kid saw him and started laughing and said.
Kid: Yes baby baldy!
Austin: Come on baby!
Austin gets the can of Root Beer and runs away with it but know one knew who took it.
.................
Hurricane (Shane Helms) and Tyra
Hurricane: Citizen Jazmyne, you are my sidekick, but I will take Tyra to the dance. You will always be MY sidekick and you are the best!
Jazmyne: That is ok.
Hurricane: Hope you are not upset Holy Sidekick!
Jazmyne: I am not upset Shane.
Hurricane: Ok.
..
Hurricane: I would like to go with you to the dance Tyra.
Tyra: What about Jazmyne?
Hurricane: She is just my sidekick but you are my favorite girl in the world!
Tyra starts singing.
Tyra: /Did you ever know that you're my hero/ You're everything I would like to be/ You are way stronger than a fly/ You are my HURRICANE/ Yeah, Britney Spears, aha/ You drive me CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!
Hurricane: You can stop now.
.............
Jeff Hardy and Hayley and Becky and Ashley
FLASHBACK
Becky, Ashley and Hayley followed Jeff.
Becky: Jeff, we want to know, who are you taking to the dance, Ashley, Hayley, or me?
Hayley and Ashley: Yeah! Jeff: How about we have a foursome and we dance together.
ALL: That is cool.
Jeff: It will be lesbianized too.
A,H, and B: What do you mean?
Jeff: Wouldn't you like to kiss each other too like in Spin the Bottle?
ALL: Yeah!
Jeff: It will be a foursome!
All the girls celebrate!
.............
Cat Lea and The Undertaker
Taker: Want to go to the dance with me?
Cat Lea: Yes.
Taker: See you there then.
...........
Kent: The Cat Lea and Taker scene was romantic as hell! I am amazed what a man Undertaker is. Next Scene.
...........
Amanda Snape and Shawn Michaels (Sorry Amanda but I had to put you there)
Amanda: I like RVD, but would you like to dance with me at the dance for fun?
Michaels: Ok. But remember, I am the H-B-K!
Amanda: Well cya there Shawn!
..............................................
Jazmyne and Rey Mysterio Jr.
Rey: Jazmyne, I been observing you since the first day of school, and I think I am in love with you. Will you be my girlfriend?
Jazmyne: Yes Rey. One more thing Rey Rey.
Rey: Yes?
Jazmyne: Do you want to go to the dance with me?
Rey: Yeah Jazmyne. I got to go. Bye.
Jazmyne: Bye.
.............................................
Rock and Trish Stratus
Trish Stratus was walking on the street after school. Going home. All of a sudden, a drunk guy comes.
DG: Hey.BEAUTIFUL. How you doing?
Trish walks faster now.
All of a sudden a pack of drunken guys come chasing Trish. Rock sees her running, he calls Jericho, Big Show, Kevin Nash and more and they run to Trish's aid. The Rock took on the leader. Hit him in the balls. Pushed him in the bushes and does a 3 hit combo on his body.
Jericho: WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Jericho hits DG 1 with a STEEL CHAIR in the head and tries to do the figure four leglock on him.
Jericho: WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Big Show gets DG 2 from the neck and hits him with his gigantic elbow.
Shawn Michaels comes running and waits for DG 2 to stand up and hits him with the Sweet Chin Music.
Then, out of nowhere, a DG comes and tries to kiss Trish, but The Rock tackles him and does the People's Elbow on him
All the DGs were on the floor.
Trish (scared, and crying a little): I think I should thank you the proper way.
Trish kisses Rock in the cheek.
Rock: If that's how you thank the Rock, then this is how I say, your welcome.
Rock gives Trish a deep kiss in the lips.
Rock leaves.
Trish goes home.
Next Day
Trish looks for The Rock.
Trish: Caitlin, you've seen The Rock?
Caitlin: Yeah, he is talking to Shane Helms.
Trish: Where?
Caitlin: By the boys bathroom.
Trish runs and looks for the Rock.
Trish: Oh hi Rock.
Rock: Hi Trish.
Trish: I thank you for everything, and I wanted to ask you if you wanted to go to the dance with me?
Rock: Uhh.(Pause).Yeah Trish. Pick you up at 6:30?
Trish: Ok.
RINGGGGGGGG
Rock: Bye.
Trish: Bye.
...............
Kent Brockman: Now that was mediocre. That was not good for shit! Rock and Trish? That is wrong. Well, next scene.
..............
DJ D and the TURNTABLE
DJ D goes to Circuit City to look for DJ equipment.
DJ D: I am looking for DJ equipment sir.
The sir: Well, follow me. I don't think you'll have enough money for a turntable.
DJ D: YES I WILL!!!!!!
The sir: OK.
The Sir shows him the turntable and DJ D immediately buys it.
DJ D walks home singing: THEY SAY, THAT YOU DON'T BUY A LOVELIFE, THAT YOU HAVE TO EARN ONE, BUT LOOK, I BOUGHT A LOVE LIFE! YEAH!!!!!!!
DJ D places the turntable in his basement.
DJ D: See you at the dance baby.
..................
Kent Brockman: I have no time to show you more videotapes of the WWE kids so, I will show you the couples now.
Test and Stacy Keibler
Stone Cold and The Giant Can of Root Beer
Hurricane and Tyra
Jeff Hardy and Becky and Ashley and Hayley
Trish Stratus and The Rock
Kane and Caitlin
Rusty and Kevin Nash
Jazmyne and Rey Mysterio
Shane McMahon and Stephanie McMahon (Vince wanted brother and sister to dance)
Brock Lesnar and Terri
RVD and Amanda and Faith (They agreed to dance in a threesome)
Matt Hardy and Mae Young
Billy Kidman and Torrie Wilson
HHH and Paul Heyman (HHH turned gay after The Rock called him a fag)
Kurt Angle and a Giant Carton of Milk.
Booker T and a Gaint Foam Hand
DJ D and the turntable
Jamie Noble and Nidia
Lita and Edge
Chris Jericho and Dani (Sorry Dani if you didn't want him)
NO DATES:
William Regal
Bubba Ray
Raven
D-Von
Big Show
Molly
Tajiri
Spike Dudley
.............
Kent Brockman: All of you have been wondering, what is up with HBK and Tyra missing? Well here is our last video tape!
...............
Ric Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! It's 3,000,000,000!!!!
Shawn Michaels told Tyra: Come with me.
So they were in the hallway talking.
Shawn: I want you cupcake, to go to the dance with me.
Tyra: Don't call me CUPCAKE!!! Look, I don't like you ok, so why don't you just leave me alone!
Shawn: Tyra wait!! Wait.
Tyra gives him the finger.
Shawn: TYRA!!! WAIT!!!!
Tyra: SHUT UP!
Shawn: I SAID WAIT TYRA!!!!
Tyra: What!
Shawn: If you don't like me, I just want to be your friend then.
Tyra: Ok, Ok!
RINNGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Shawn: Well, it's time for lunch; let's go!
..............
Kent Brockman: At least Shawn gots a new friend. Well that is it for today! Next Chapter will be THE DANCE!!!
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