Hey, Pooligans! Welcome back to Deadpool's How To! It's been awhile and I'm in the Christmas spirit. So, today, I'll be teaching you how to throw the MOST LIT CHRISTMAS PARTY EVER! It's not easy and will require a lot of planning. But with my help, you'll be able to do it.

Send out the invites!

How can you throw a party without guests? Get some paper, grab a pen, fill your mug with eggnog, and start writing! If you're not a sad loner, this could take hours to be able to invite all your millions of friends. But if you're you, you most likely only have one or two.

So, write out something that screams, "My Christmas is going to be better than the one you're probably already going to!" without saying that- it'll make you look desperate. Say something like this,

"Hey [name of person you're inviting]! I'm hosting a killer Christmas party at [location of the party] and you're going to be there! There'll be eggnog and games and my hot neighbor who likes to get drunk (plus a mistletoe)! So, get your ass over here at six o'clock sharp! Or else!

Merry Christmas!"

Or something along those lines.

Deck the Halls!

Get your credit cards ready and hit the stores! In order to throw the best Christmas party of the season, you have to have the best Christmas decor! You'll need:

8,000 feet of Christmas lights

7 foot tall Christmas tree

One giant Frosty the Snowman for your front lawn

A bunch of those reindeer (preferably the ones that move and light up)

10 little soldiers

Five stockings to hang on your fireplace

About 10,000 strands of tinsel

A butt load of ornaments of all kinds

Get a lot of garland

Bells

Candles

Candy canes

Wreaths

Different sized snow globes

Angles

And that should be good. And don't skimp out because you have a tiny apartment, either! This is the holiday season! There's no time to be cheap! You gotta go out with a bang, remember?

Grab the food and drinks!

Get all the eggnog and liquor you can find! If you're under the legal drinking age, get an adult to get some for you, like your Uncle Stan. Or steal some from your parents wine cabinet. Huh? Did you just say your parents don't drink? HAHAHA! Of course they do! That's how you were made, at some party where your parents got wasted. How else do you think they deal with your shit everyday?

For food, get Christmas cookies and other baked goodies. Buy some chips, dip, and other easy to eat foods.

Hit the Music!

Create a bombastic Christmas mix! Make sure you get all the latest and classic Christmas songs. Make sure you include:

Mariah Carey

Michael Bublé

The Jackson 5

Idina Menzel

Frank Sinatra

Kelly Clarkson

Bring on the Activities!

Some fun Christmas things include but aren't' limited to:

Christmas pictionary

Christmas mad libs

Christmas movie trivia

White elephant

Feel free to throw in any other games you and your friends enjoy.

Record the Highlights!

Of course there will be some people who don't come to your party. This is why you have to post all the fun parts on ALL your social media! On facebook (because some people still use that, apparently), twitter, Snapchat, and Instagram! Heck, even make a YouTube channel and upload it on there!

*Because you're you, you'll have to make a million fake accounts to watch and comment and like your vid.

Enjoy the Fun!

That's it! If you followed these steps you should be able to throw the best Christmas party of the year! You're welcome and Merry Christmas!