FanFiction Royal Rumble IV: Hell Awaits
Chapter 14: Rusev Rolls, Sha-Lightning Strikes!
Summary: Get ready for the biggest summer blockbuster of all time! 80 superstars and 2 rings inside Hell In A Cell! It's gonna be nothing but hell on Earth!
Rated T for violence and language.
I do not own any of the characters used in this fanfiction. They belong to their rightful owners, from places such as Cartoon Network, World Wrestling Entertainment, Nickelodeon, Disney, Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, FOX, Adult Swim, Mattel and other companies.
UltimateWarriorFan4Ever is my partner in helping this fourth annual FFRR come to life, helping me with entrants and eliminations and whatnot. Anyway, on with the fic!
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With both Erick Rowan and Luke Harper waiting for the Brahma Bull to get in, The Rock gently obliged as he ran inside the cell and got into the ring.
But as he stepped into the ring, Luke decided to close shop early by pulling off a discus clothesline. As foolish as Luke was, The Rock managed to duck from that hit and pull off his signature combo punches.
Tazz: Harper tried to surprise them there!
Jerry Lawler: The Rock's too smart enough to fall for that one!
Joey Styles: He's firing off at Luke Harper like an AK-47!
The fist shots to the face was enough to make Harper stumble over the ropes.
And after talking to his own hand, the Rock hit the final blow on Luke Harper, who went over the rope and onto the floor in instant elimination!
Michael Cole: Harper's out! Harper's out!
Mike Tenay: There goes half of Bray Wyatt's advantage for the match!
35th Elimination: Luke Harper; Eliminated by: The Rock; Duration: 20:14
After Harper's departure, Erick Rowan tried to surprise The Great One with a big boot to the head, but The Rock managed to catch his foot in time.
Holding Rowan by his foot, he pulled him to himself. In response, The Rock caught him by his arm and slammed him down with a Rock Bottom!
JBL: Rock Bottom! The Rock got him!
Joey Styles: The Rock ain't wasting any time here!
JBL: Only a matter of time!
With Rowan knocked down and out, The Rock managed to pick him back up, but not without talking a bit of trash to his face for good measure.
The Rock: *to Rowan* Time to throw you out, Jabroni!
And just like that, the Brahma Bull launched Rowan over the ropes and down to the floor, marking his second elimination!
Michael Cole: Now Rowan's out!
Jerry Lawler: The Rock's cleaning house very fast!
36th Elimination: Erick Rowan; Eliminated by: The Rock; Duration: 12:35
While the Rock took care of Rowan, Sam tried to sneak attack the Rock by laying a sleeper-hold onto the Brahma Bull. It proved effective for a while until the Rock thought of different plans.
As Rock was being trapped in that sleeper, he ran to the turnbuckle, sending the gamer's head turnbuckle first!
Tazz: Uh-oh, bad move for Sam!
JBL: Definitely a bad idea when you're fighting The Rock!
Joey Styles: Should've used a cheat code for that move!
That little move made Sam a bit groggy.
But it was about to get even worse for the gamer as The Rock connected with a foot to the gut and a DDT for extra measure!
Mike Tenay: Huge DDT by the Great One!
JBL: Any chance Sam might use God Mode here?
Michael Cole: Definitely not in the Rumble for sure!
While Sam was busy counting stars, something else was occuring down at Ring #2.
Both Hunter Huntsman and Heath Burns were busy double teaming on the Eater of Worlds, Bray Wyatt. In the process, Heath Burns wrapped his legs around Bray's legs and locked in the Figure-4 leglock, which got a lot of 'woos' from the crowd themselves! But that wasn't all. Hunter Huntsman managed to grab Bray's neck and arm, and wrap him up with the Tazz-Mission!
This sent crowd into a frenzy, cheering on that painful double team move that Bray Wyatt was in. It was so excruciating that Bray was seeing stars right before his eyes. Either that, or he was watching Sister Abigail pissed off at him.
Tazz: Hey, that move takes me back!
Joey Styles: Talk about painful for sure! Bray Wyatt's feeling it!
Jerry Lawler: And this crowd is on fire! It's so loud, I think even God heard them from up above!
As Bray began trapped in that excruciating state, it was about to get worse for him as Dan went up the top rope.
Seeing Bray trying to get out of those two submission moves alone, Dan looked around and gave out his "I Love You" hand signals to the rest of the fans.
JBL: Hey wait a minute, is Dan going to-?
Michael Cole: Dan's channeling his inner Superfly here!
Tazz: This is gonna take me back 30 years here!
Noticing Dan about to fly, Hunter Huntsman got out of the way as the malcontent leaped off the top rope and hit Bray with a Superfly splash!
Mike Tenay: Superfly splash! What a high-risk maneuver!
Jerry Lawler: I guess we probably know who the real pain magnet of the match is now!
As the eater of worlds was left to tend to his wounds, The Angry Video Game Nerd was at the ropes, trying to withstand a painful 3-on-1 elimination process between himself and the people he was fighting off, which was Roman Reigns, Razor Ramon and Twilight Sparkle.
Using this brain, the Nerd managed to lock his arms and legs around the rope, latching onto them like a spider monkey.
Joey Styles: The Nerd hanging in as long as he can!
JBL: He's one tough gamer that's for sure. Too bad for his record for longest time in the Rumble though! Hunter Huntsman may beat his record!
Mike Tenay: That could possibly be the case here!
As the trio began kicking the Nerd right by the arms and legs (in hopes of getting him out), the Rumble clock lit up once more on the titantron.
Hopefully, the next entrant may be use to some help for the Nerd.
Michael Cole: Number 47's ready to go! Who will it be?
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #47: Lightning (Total Drama)
As the buzzer sounded, a large black muscle man with his signature football jersey (which it had a '1' on the front) and his new signature white hair came out to a mixed reaction of sorts.
This competitor didn't care about the reaction he was getting as long as he wanted to win.
Jerry Lawler: Oh, and here comes Sha-Lightning!
Mike Tenay: Lightning of course, is from Total Drama: Revenge Of The Island, and one of the returning competitors from the 2nd Fanfiction Royal Rumble!
JBL: I'm liking the new hair though! What happened? Did he paint it himself?
As Lightning entered both inside the cell and ring, he immediately went to work by attacking both Twilight Sparkle and Roman Reigns. The three-on-one situation for the Angry Video Game Nerd, now turned to a 1-on-1 elimination process as Razor fought off against the Nerd.
Joey Styles: Nerd's safe again, thanks to Lightning!
Tazz: Yeah, although Lightnin' would probably be the last person to ever help someone out!
Using his perfect strength, Lightning tossed Twilight Sparkle through a good portion of the ring.
As he focused on Roman Reigns, the Samoan tried to surprise him with a Superman Punch, but Lightning managed to counter it with a Samoan Drop!
Michael Cole: Whoa, what a counter!
JBL: He tried to go for that Superman Punch, but Lightning saw him coming!
As Lightning was taunting at a fallen Roman Reigns, Dan tried to sneak behind him, hoping to whack the athletic over-achiever with a chair.
Luckily, Sam saw this move coming and saved his friend by hitting the malcontent with a Goldberg-like spear!
Jerry Lawler: WHOA! What a spear!
JBL: Never knew Sam could do a spear like that!
Mike Tenay: That definitely puts Goldberg to shame, for sure.
JBL: *to Mike* All right, I'll tell him you said that.
As Lightning looked down at Sam, the thick-builded gamer got up on his feet and met face-to-face with his Total Drama co-star.
Sam couldn't believe that his Toxic Rats teammate was in the same ring with him. Of course, this wasn't the most luckiest moment of his life. The most luckiest moment of his life was sharing the ring with his hero, The Angry Video Game Nerd. But now that Lightning was in the ring with him, Sam wanted to extend his hand, suggesting a partnership between the two.
Lightning, on the other hand, looked at him like he was crazy.
Sam: *to Lightning* Hey buddy! Can't believe we're in this Rumble, huh? Wanna team up like old times? With you, me and the Nerd, we could be an unstoppable force! What do ya say?
JBL: Are they actually gonna team up?
Michael Cole: It could actually seem so as a matter of fact!
JBL: There's no way Lightning's gonna fall for this. He's an army of one!
There was no way Lightning was gonna fall for it. So, instead of a typical team-forming handshake...
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...he grabbed Sam and tossed him over the ropes and onto the floor, eliminating him very early in the match!
JBL: See, told ya.
Jerry Lawler: Oh man, Sam's already out!
Tazz: Hey, at least he got to share the ring with his hero! That's gotta be something else!
37th Elimination: Sam; Eliminated by: Lightning; Duration: 5:07
After Sam was out to a very mixed reaction, Flash Sentry managed to keep The Rock grounded by hitting him with a nice tornado DDT.
With the Brahma Bull down, Flash got on the apron, awaiting for the Rock to get up. When he got up, Flash leaped on the apron and flung himself towards the Great One, who managed to counter with a spinebuster!
Michael Cole: Huge spinebuster by The Rock!
Joey Styles: My god, and he caught him mid-air!
Noticing the situation, The Rock stood right by Flash Sentry's head, looking over to the crowd.
They were so ecstatic, so electrifying and so out of their minds, that they wanted to see 'The Most Electrifying Move In Sports Entertainment'. Luckily for them, The Rock felt like doing a little People's Elbow. Taking off his signature elbow pad, he realized that his elbow pad couldn't be thrown through the cell.
So instead, The Rock threw it down Flash's chest and started running to the ropes back and forth!
Jerry Lawler: Here it comes, the Most Electrifying Move in sports entertainment!
Tazz: Flash is about to get some heartburn here!
But before The Rock could ever run to Flash's body and hit the move himself...
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...Bray Wyatt came in and clotheslined The Rock straight to Ring #2! Luckily, The Rock didn't go to the floor, because hadn't Ring #2 came there, then there would be a full-scale riot in Detroit for his elimination.
Joey Styles: Oh man! Bray's not gonna let it happen!
JBL: The Rock was so close, and yet so far away!
Michael Cole: Yeah, and these people don't like it one bit.
Cole was right. These people didn't like the way that Bray Wyatt interrupted the Rock's finisher. So he was greeted by a couple of boos for that attempt.
With Flash Sentry down on the floor, Bray Wyatt picked him up and dipped him, hoping to nail Sister Abigail. But as soon as he was about to hit it, Hunter Huntsman came in and superkicked Bray Wyatt in the face, turning the boos into cheers!
Tazz: YEOUCH! What a hit in the mug!
Jerry Lawler: Talk about following the buzzards! I think Bray's gonna start following stars here!
Joey Styles: *chuckling* Heh, you got that right!
Meanwhile, Heath Burns was busy putting his foot straight into Twilight Sparkle's mouth down at the turnbuckle. His foot was lodged in Twilight's mouth so tight, she frantically needed some air to breathe in.
But when the clock lit up, Heath Burns finally broke Twilight free, so that he could get himself a piece of the next entrant.
Mike Tenay: Number 48's coming up. Who will it be?
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
RUSEV PUTRIA! RUSEV PATCHKA!
Entrant #48: Rusev
With those words blaring across the Ford Field, the entire crowd booed very loudly as the next entrant came out with the Ravishing Russian, Lana. Waving the Russian flag once more, Rusev came from the titantron, giving out a very nasty sneer down Detroit's throats.
These people still hadn't forgot the damage he brought to Muscle Man as part of the pre-show.
Michael Cole: Oh my gosh.
Joey Styles: This is definitely not gonna be good for the competitors in that cell!
Michael Cole: I agree! Here comes Rusev!
JBL: And Lana's with him too. These competitors need to be afraid of him now!
After waving the flag once more, he handed it to Lana and started rushing inside the cell.
And as he got inside the ring, Heath Burns managed to surprise Rusev with a fameasser, knocking the big Russian bear down early!
Tazz: Look at this!
Mike Tenay: Smart move by Heath Burns to go after Rusev early!
JBL: That could be a huge mistake.
And it was a huge mistake for the Heathster. As Heath picked Rusev up, he decided to whip him to the ropes. But Rusev managed to counter-whip him, sending Heath running instead.
And it was all followed by a huge running superkick that sent Heath stumbling backwards to the ropes and crumbling down to the floor! Because of that, Rusev had done his first elimination.
Jerry Lawler: Oh, and the fire has been fizzled out by Rusev!
Joey Styles: Heath just got extinguished in the Rumble!
38th Elimination: Heath Burns; Eliminated by: Rusev; Duration: 30:20
Heath's elimination didn't sit well with the fans, as the crowd booed Rusev for that.
However, Rusev's next encounter was against Razor Ramon, who showed no signs of fear against the big Russian. In fact, he started to talk down to Rusev.
Razor Ramon: *to Rusev* You think you all that, chico? You ain't got it takes to roll with the bad guy.
Adding an insult to injury, Razor Ramon took one of his signature toothpicks and flicked it right at Rusev, bringing in cheers for the fans!
JBL: Oh, there went the toothpick!
Joey Styles: I don't know if Razor's crazy trying to piss off Rusev, but it's definitely working!
Tazz: Yeah! I could see the vein popping in Rusev's forehead right now. I don't know, maybe it looks more like a pimple.
Rusev was ticked off because of Razor Ramon.
In response, Rusev tried to throw down another leaping superkick, but the Bad Guy grabbed his foot in time. Making Rusev hop on his other foot, the Bad Guy decided to antagonize him more by slapping him playfully to the face!
Jerry Lawler: *chuckling* Razor's playing with him now! Poor Rusev!
JBL: It's probably not gonna be funny to Rusev, that's for sure.
Suddenly, as Razor was still holding Rusev by his foot, Lightning came in and nailed a big boot on the Bad Guy's face!
Michael Cole: Oh, a big boot to the forehead!
Tazz: Somebody better pick up the rest of Razor's teeth for that move! Talk about nasty!
The move was enough to knock out Razor Ramon and made him stumble to the ropes.
Rusev capitalized on this opportunity and lifted Razor up over the top rope and down to the floor. So far, Rusev now marked his second elimination of the match!
Mike Tenay: And Rusev makes waste of another one!
Joey Styles: There goes the Bad Guy! And are these people livid!
39th Elimination: Razor Ramon; Eliminated by: Rusev; Duration: 8:55
The people were growing more angrier and angrier every time Rusev was making an elimination. And Rusev and Lana both liked it.
While the big Russian bear was quickly growing the fans' ire, Twilight Sparkle looked around the fallen trash can, hoping to find some kind of weapon to use on her opponent. Suddenly, she found what seemed to be a huge picture frame. And when she pulled it out, it was none other than a picture of 80's teen heartthrob and "Growing Pains" star, Kirk Cameron.
Joey Styles: Is that... is that a picture of Kirk Cameron?
JBL: How in the hell did that picture of him ever fit inside the trash can?
Tazz: Your guess is as frickin' good as mine!
With the picture frame in hands, Twily saw Dan trying to lift up the Angry Video Game Nerd for a piledriver.
And as he was about to lift the Nerd up, Twilight swung the picture and broke it over Dan's head, breaking the glass as well!
Michael Cole: Dear lord, Twilight just broke the picture over Dan's head!
Jerry Lawler: Talk about your growing pains! Dan definitely felt a big one for sure!
Meanwhile, The Rock and Hunter Huntsman were busy having a scuffle against one another down at Ring #2.
After kicking the Brahma Bull right in the gut, Hunter tried to set him up with a huge powerbomb, but he struggled to get the Rock up. Before he could lift him up for a second time though, Roman Reigns came in and nailed Hunter in the face with a superman punch!
JBL: Superman punch!
Jerry Lawler: That nearly knocked Hunter's haircut off his own head!
However, Hunter Huntsman didn't necessary go down altogether. The nature lover was still on his feet.
But it was not for long as The Rock grabbed his legs and tripped him. And then, he wrapped Hunter's legs in a pretzel and turned him over for a Sharpshooter. The very same move perfected by such superstars such as Bret Hart, Owen Hart, and Trish Stratus. Hunter tried to reach for the ropes, but unfortunately, his back was aching due to the submission move himself! Hunter was definitely in deep trouble for sure!
Michael Cole: The Rock got Hunter with the Sharpshooter! The Sharpshooter's locked in.
Tazz: Still doesn't matter, Cole. Ya gotta throw your opponent to win!
Joey Styles: The Rock understands that, Tazz. The Rock's looking to make Hunter weak by his own knees!
But while The Rock kept on locking that sharpshooter, Bray Wyatt came up unexpectedly and grabbed the Rock, nailing him with a quick Sister Abigail!
JBL: And Wyatt nails him with Sister Abigail!
Mike Tenay: I'm afraid the Rock's not feeling electrified anymore!
With Rock down on the mat, Bray Wyatt stood on his knees and looked to the sky.
As a sick smile laid across his face, he raised his hands like a crucifix and spoke out these following words.
Bray Wyatt: Follow... the buzzards!
Jerry Lawler: You know he didn't win this match yet?
Tazz: This guy is just nuts! He's Pinkie Pie nuts!
While still on his knees, the countdown clock lit up yet again to another entrant. The people all stood in droves to find out who would enter number 49.
Mike Tenay: We got number 49 coming up! Who's it gonna be?
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #49: Heather (Total Drama)
With the buzzer blaring out, an attractive female with long raven-black hair, mahogany top and tanned hot pants came from the entrance ramp to a bunch of screaming Detroit fans.
Just like the last Rumble, Heather was once again greeted by cheers, showing appreciation for one of Total Drama's most dangerous competitors.
JBL: Hey hey hey, another returning favorite!
Jerry Lawler: Heather from Total Drama is here!
Joey Styles: And listen to the response she's getting. Not bad for one of Total Drama's greatest villains and one of Fanfiction Royal Rumble's finest!
Heather sped down the aisle as fast as he could and entered the cell.
And as she got inside the ring, Lightning was waiting for her with a steel chair in hand. And as he swung it towards Heather, the Queen Bee responded quickly by ducking and hitting the athlete with a quick chick kick!
Joey Styles: My god, that had to hurt!
Mike Tenay: I'm amazed her long legs of hers really reached Lightning's entire head.
As Lightning dropped the entire steel chair in hand, Heather looked around the entire ring, waiting to hit someone with the steel chair in hand. To her luck, she found Flash Sentry recovering by the lower right turnbuckle.
Knowing this situation, Heather sprouted out an idea.
JBL: What's Heather up to, now?
Jerry Lawler: Apparently, the kind of idea I don't wanna know about.
With the steel chair in hand, Heather flung the steel chair and kicked the chair into Flash Sentry's face, nailing a Van Daminator!
Joey Styles: I can't believe! Heather just frickin' pulled off a Van Daminator on Flash Sentry!
Tazz: His face sure laid a dent on that table for sure.
Flash Sentry was definitely not catching a break.
While he was still aching around the ring though, Heath Burns had came out of the entrance stage, hoping to get another shot in the Rumble by climbing up the ladder and reaching one of the re-entry flags.
JBL: Oh no, please tell me that firey freak's not gonna re-enter the match!
Jerry Lawler: Like it or not, he is!
Michael Cole: Heath Burns is climbing hard and fast!
Mike Tenay: He's nearly getting close to the flag!
However, before Heath could actually reach for the flag, Sunset Shimmer snuck right behind him!
Being quiet like a ninja, Sunset grabbed the ledges of the ladder, and started tipping back and forth. Heath looked down on her and begged her not to drop him, but there was no pressuring Sunset.
Joey Styles: Uh-oh, I think he's gonna tip him over!
Tazz: It's sure gonna be a long way down from here!
After rocking the ladder over and over, Sunset tipped the ladder to the side...
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...which sent Heath Burns crashing all the way down to a table!
Joey Styles: *screaming* OH MY GOOOOOD!
JBL: Heath Burns is out of it! Thank god!
Michael Cole: Heath Burns may have been taken out of the Rumble for good!
Tazz: There's no way this kid's coming back! Not after taking a frickin' fall like that!
While the crowd broke out in a huge "Holy S**t" chant from Heath's fall, Sunset Shimmer capitalized on the occasion by climbing all the way up towards the ladder.
After looking down to see no one stopping her, Sunset Shimmer managed to reach for the re-entry, re-assuring her way back in the Rumble!
Jerry Lawler: Sunset's back in!
Mike Tenay: She's hoping to get another chance in the match!
JBL: Yeah, but just like Heath, the sun's definitely gonna set for her.
With the flag in hand, Sunset Shimmer looked at ringside far away.
She saw The Rock and Roman Reigns team up at ring #1 trying to eliminate Rusev, while Heather had Twilight Sparkle trapped in the Crossface. In ring #2, she saw the Angry Video Game Nerd, Dan, Lightning, Hunter Huntsman and Bray Wyatt brawling each other with kicks, punches and elbows, making it look like a bar fight. Sunset then noticed a ladder standing inches away from them.
This gave Sunset an huge high-risk idea.
Mike Tenay: Sunset clearly accessing the entire ring.
JBL: Maybe's she just thinking second thoughts about this.
Jerry Lawler: I shudder to think about that for sure.
Finally sprinting down to the ring, Sunset entered the cell and got on the top rope. And then, she managed to climb to the upper ledge of the ladder, bringing in 'oohs' and 'aahs' from the crowd. Luckily, Sunset showed no signs of fear and showed excellent balance on the ladder. The four men all looked up at Sunset, fearing for the worst.
As she noticed them looking up at her, Sunset leaped off the apron and connected with an unbelievable Shooting Star Press, resulting in one major dog-pile! This resulted in the entire crowd chanting 'This Is Awesome'.
Joey Styles: *shouting* Oh my fricking gooooooood!
Michael Cole: You gotta be kidding me!
Tazz: I've never seen a shooting star press off the ladder! Sunset frickin' Shimmer just nailed it!
Mike Tenay: I dare any superstar of TNA's X Division to try something like that!
Sunset Shimmer looked around at the damage that she had pulled out in the Rumble. She couldn't believe that she got all five men at one time.
She even enjoyed the change of crowd reaction mostly. The first time she entered, she got a mixed reaction. But the second time she entered with that sick Shooting Star Press off the ladder, she was now the new favorite in this Fanfiction Royal Rumble as 'Sunset Shimmer' chants erupted.
Jerry Lawler: Well, we all know who's the new favorite now!
JBL: Forget everything I said earlier. Sunset's definitely my new favorite now! She's nuts!
Michael Cole: She's only gonna have little time to enjoy it though. Because he comes entrant number 50!
As Sunset took her time to recover, she looked up at the Rumble clock over at the titantron, which forced the rest of Detroit to await the next entrant's appearance at around 12... 11...
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
It's a shame that they lost your head
A careless man who could wind up dead!
Entrant #50: Sheamus
Once the next entrant's music hit, a lukewarm reaction had struck upon Ford Field.
The 50th entrant coming out was former two-time WWE Champion, former WWE World Heavyweight Champion, two-time United States Champion, 2010 King of the Ring and 2012 Royal Rumble winner, Sheamus. Beating out his already reddened chest, the Celtic Warrior gave out his battlecry!
Sheamus: *screaming* FELLAAAAAAAAAAA!
Jerry Lawler: Oh man, the Celtic Warrior's here!
Mike Tenay: One of WWE's finest brawlers has come here for a fight!
JBL: I feel sorry for those who are about to receive some serious Brogue Kick-ing here!
Tazz: You can say that again, John!
To be continued, once again...
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Yeah, we'll have to wait until next chapter to see Sheamus do some serious damage. Anyway, let's see some stats that we've gathered up, shall we?
Entries having gone through by the end of this chapter: 50
Entries left: 30
Number of eliminations: 39
People in the ring: 13
Eliminated: Ethan Carter III, Randy Marsh, Sheldon Cooper, Kofi Kingston, Sunset Shimmer, Al Bundy, Pat the NES Punk, Chris, Spike, Eric Young, Bo Dallas, Leonard Hofstadter, Abyss, Bully Ray, "Cowboy" James Storm, Uncle Ruckus, Cesaro, Bad News Barrett, Adam Rose, Mordecai, Seth Rollins, Big Show, Randy Orton, Deadpool, Ashlynn Ella, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Davey Richards, Uncle Ruckus (again), Red Forman, Eddie Edwards, Dipper Pines, Abbey Bominable, Monty Monogram, Dean Ambrose, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan, Sam, Heath Burns and Razor Ramon
In the ring: Angry Video Game Nerd, Bray Wyatt, Dan, Flash Sentry, Heather, Hunter Huntsman, Lightning, The Rock, Roman Reigns, Rusev, Sheamus, Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle
Records:
Iron Man (Longest lasting before being eliminated): Hunter Huntsman (1 hour, 10 minutes)
It seems that Hunter Huntsman has broken The Angry Video Game Nerd's record for longest-lasting superstar in the ring! Can he last his way to victory?
Will Sheamus Brogue Kick everyone in the ring?
Will Sunset Shimmer and Flash Sentry get back together in the match?
Will Heath Burns ever get fire insurance for that epic fail (I know, horrible joke)?
Why did I include a reference to a 1980's sitcom when Twilight hit Dan with the picture frame of a memorable 1980's teen heartthrob?
You don't wanna miss next chapter. It'll be something else. Until then, bronies 4-LIFE. I know, that totally came out random.