Final Game: Irish Drinking Song

Kisuke: "Hello and welcome back to our special 'Bleach Edition' of 'Whose Line is it Anyway? How'd you guys like the show so far?"

Yoruichi: "It was good until you had us doing the Hoedown. Why do you think I burned your ass?" (Audience laughs as Ichigo chokes on and spits out the water he was drinking. Soifon and Rukia are laughing at that)

Kisuke: "Hey, watch it. The author donated that carpet to us."

Ichigo: "He probably gave it to us for reasons like that. Thank you, Yusei-pal473." (Everyone claps and cheers as Kisuke hangs his head down)

Kisuke: "Moving on, it is time for our final game, Ladies and Gentleman, and it is called…Irish Drinking Song!" (Audience cheers as they make their way to the stage) "Now what happens in this game is that these guys are going to make up an Irish Drinking Song and they're going to make it up one line at a time. Now what I need from the audience is a type of person or people." (Audience: "Politicians!" "Business owners!" "Rich people!" "Jerks!") "Those are all damn good ones. I think we'll combine them all into a 'People we hate' Irish Drinking Song. Orihime Inoue, whenever you're ready, let's hear the 'People We Hate' Irish Drinking Song."

(Orihime plays the Irish Drinking Song tune)

All: "Ooooohhhh, Ay-de-dai-de-dai-de-dai-de-dai!"

Soifon: "Everybody has that person they hate!"
Ichigo: "That is for sure!"
Yoruichi: "We all have to deal with them!"
Rukia: "We're gonna name you four!"

Soifon: "First up is my Lieutenant!"
Ichigo: "Who sits on the couch!"
Yoruichi: "His name's Marechiyo Omaeda!"
Rukia: "And he is a real slouch!"

(Audience laughs as Omaeda goes red)

All: "Ay-de-dai-de-dai-de-dai-de-dai-de-dai-de-dai!"

Ichigo: "Then there's Isshin Kurosaki!"
Yoruichi: "He is a real ass!"
Rukia: "He always attacks poor Ichigo!"
Soifon: "He'll eventually break some glass!"

Ichigo: "I don't know what I'll do!"
Yoruichi: "It's like he's everywhere!"
Rukia: "If he keeps it up!"
Soifon: "He won't feel his derriere!"

(Audience laughs as Isshin is in tears over Soifon's threat)

All: "Ay-de-dai-de-dai-de-dai-de-dai-de-dai-de-dai!"

Yoruichi: "Kisuke Urahara!"
Rukia: "That name means certain doom!"
Soifon: "He is a dreadful man!"
Ichigo: "And his experiments go KA-BOOM!"

Yoruichi: "He usually taunts us!"
Rukia: "But we don't say a word!"
Soifon: "But this happens off screen!"
Ichigo: "I usually give him the 'bird'!"

(Audience laughs and cheers as Ichigo flips off Kisuke, who is hanging his head low)

All: "Ay-de-dai-de-dai-de-dai-de-dai-de-dai-de-dai!"

Rukia: "Mayuri Kurotsuchi!"
Soifon: "Now there's a name I dread!"
Ichigo: "You never know what he's planned!"
Yoruichi: "In that giant head!"

Rukia: "How Nemu puts up with him!"
Soifon: "I will never know!"
Ichigo: "And it looks like none of us will!"
Yoruichi: "'Cause that's the end of the show!"

All: "Ay-de-dai-de-dai-de-dai-de-dai-de-dai-de-dai!
Ay-de-dai-de-dai-de-dai-de-dai-de-dai-de-DAI!"

Kisuke: "Don't go away. We'll find out who the winner is, right after this!"

Kisuke: "Welcome back to 'Whose Line is it Anyway?' Tonight's winner is Yoruichi Shihoin and you and Rukia are going to play a couple of bartenders serving drinks to Ichigo and Soifon. And go!

Yoruichi: "Remember, those glasses have to be clean."

Rukia: "I know. What big names are coming here anyway?"

Yoruichi: "Oh, well known celebrities. We have Shaolin Feng, Ichigo Kurosaki, Yoruichi Shihoin, and Rukia Kuchiki. Now you wouldn't want to disappoint them, would you?"

Rukia: "No I…who's the guy coming in?" (Pointing at Ichigo)

Yoruichi: "I don't know, but it looks like he's got a girl with him already. What would you like, sir?" (Ichigo holds up two fingers) "Two beers? You got it."

CHAPTER 4 END

THE END

I hope you guys enjoyed this. It was pretty fun to do. Until next time, ladies and gents.