This is based of off a South Park clip.

I do not own the original idea or Beyblade.

It was your average day at Bey Preschool. Ginga and his some-what friends were seated waiting for thier teacher Tsubasa Sensei to start spilling out the boreing crap that no one was going to listen to.

"Alright class, what's 2 plus 3?" He asked his small yet troublesome class and looked arround at the few that had thier hands up. "Ryuga?"

"Dragon! And you shall all bow down to me someday!" He answered with a proud smirk as he waited for his praise.

"Alright..." Tsubasa Sensei sighed rubbing his temples. "Now can we have an answer from someone who is not a total lunatic?"

"I think I know the answer Tsubasa Sensei" Hikaru pipped up from the second row.

'"I think I know the answer Tsubasa Sensei!" Kyoya mocked next to her in an annoying high pitched voice.

"Shut up scar face!" Hikaru snapped punching the table.

"Hey! Don't call me scar face you fucking twit!" Kyoya snapped right back earning a gasp from the teacher as well as the rest of the class.

"Kyoya! Did you just say the F word?" Tsubasa Sensei gasped knowing the answer.

"Twit?" Kyoya asked stupidly.

"He's talking about fuck" Hikaru said with a smart-ass tone. "You can't say fuck in school, you fucking dumbass"

"Hikaru!" Tsubasa Sensei scolded.

"Why the fuck not?" Kyoya asked.

"Kyoya!" Tsubasa sensei yelled.

"Dude, you just said fuck again!" Ginga pipped up from the back row.

"Ginga!" Tsubasa sensei screamed.

"What's the matter? It does not hurt anybody! Fuck-Fuckity-Fuck-Fuck-Fuck" He sang.

"How would you like to see the school counseler?" Tsubasa sensei shouted getting impaitent.

"How would you like to suck my balls?" Kyoya shouted right back earing another gasp from the memembers of the room.

"What did you say?" He screamed turning red from anger.

"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry" He apologized before pulling a megaphone from out of no where. "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?!" he screamed in to the megaphone leaveing a shocked Sensei there to pass out.

"Holy shit, dude..." Yuu laughed from the back of the room.

I hoped you enjoyed.

-Prince Royal