...it's been a while, but I think I'm gonna try rebooting this thing with help from FizzGryphon. Please excuse earlier chapters and their inclusion of OCs... I won't do that anymore, I promise.

If it turns out that I'm going to consistently update this, I'm not going to include any Cars 3 characters until I get a hold of the novelization, which comes out in early May.

Anyways... without further adieu, I give you more Dear FanFiction Writers!

Dear FanFiction Writers,

I'm pretty sure I'm a guy... and I am very much in love with Sally.

And stop shipping me with Francesco. He doesn't like me, and I don't like him.

~Lightning