A/N: Hello, people! New story!

I don't own Naruto.

I have no beta,

ENJOY! *I changed ages, deal with it.* This is YAOI/SLASH!

Sasuke Uchiha was a growing fourteen, soon to be fifteen, year old boy and he had a problem. Actually he had many, but the one on his mind seemed to make everything else insignificant.

He didn't know how it became more problematic than the other things, but he didn't want to ruminate on the situation, for fear of it becoming another problem.

Sasuke was of the prestigious Uchiha Clan. He and his brother Itachi, were the only ones left though. He had been training and his brother was out on a mission with his Anbu squad, when it had happened.

Someone entered the village and slaughtered the entire Uchiha Clan, unknowingly leaving two alive. As the sons of the former Head, Itachi and Sasuke had to take their responsibilities to heart. Itachi was a perfect clan leader but Sasuke was young and to take on the responsibilities as heir to the clan, was a great deal and a lot of hard work.

Sasuke's duty was to find a suitable wife by his eighteenth birthday. Problem was, no one was suitable to the Uchiha preferences. Fangirls were out of it, because they would never take the job seriously and would only waste the money and be lazier than sin itself. The only girl that could possibly make it, was the Hyuga heiress and it wasn't possible because their clans hated one another and Sasuke couldn't stand her meek attitude. He needed someone strong, who could stand with him.

With all of these problems, you'd think that Sasuke would be more worried about them. But he wasn't. Just ten minutes ago, his entire world shifted and he had a new goal.

You see, Sasuke was the very best in his class. He was the Number One Rookie and always held position of best in class. And there was only one person that could ever match him. Maybe not on par with him all the time, but was the closest out of everyone.

The problem, was that this equal, or almost equal, wasn't the second best. Wasn't even in the middle of class grading. No, this person was the dobe. The very last person was the closest to being his equal.

Only the dobe could give him a good fight when they used Taijutsu. Only the dobe had perfect aim like him. Only the dobe had a mastery of Henge that most could only wish for, actually developing a way to transform his body instead of just using an illusion. Only the dobe could develop Jutsu like it was no issue, creating several, what Sasuke considered to be useful, Jutsu. Only the dobe could outrun four squads of Anbu, including Itachi's in the mix! Only the dobe could pull all of this off.

Sasuke knew his grades were terrible, but it wasn't because he didn't study. He had seen the dobe pouring over books and scrolls and practising all the time. But most of the teachers in the Academy were biased toward him for some reason and they kicked him out of a lot of classes, even when he did nothing wrong. The dobe had missed out on a lot of classes and because of that, he had a hard time in testing. If someone just bothered to show him what was what, there would be no problems there.

The only thing the dobe couldn't do, was the Bunshin no Jutsu. That was why he failed three times and was older than everyone else by a year. The dobe was never in the class when the Bunshin was explained, so of course he didn't know it. And it wasn't because he skipped or didn't come in, he was sent out of class whenever it came up. Sasuke easily noticed these things and he didn't like them at all.

Sasuke was a graduate of the Academy and was now a Genin. They had just had the exam on friday and were there to be given their teams. The dobe didn't pass...again. Everyone knew he had failed, so why was he already in the room when they all arrived, sitting right...next...to...Sasuke?

Sasuke didn't know why either, but he found himself a little happy for the dobe. He was finally getting out of the Academy and would be doing what he went there to learn to do.

This was where it got strange. Sasuke had just realized ten minutes ago, that he liked blondes. Blue-eyed blondes. The problem in this, was that the blue-eyed blonde in question, was a guy. And not just any guy at that, it was the dobe!

It had been a somewhat normal morning, despite the dobe being there when he came to school, but he never questioned it, seeing the hitai-ate on the teen's forehead. As students arrived, they asked why the dobe was there and he would reply that he had a regulation hitai-ate and deserved to be there, so they should just shut it.

It was when the queens of Sasuke's fan club appeared, that everything went downhill. They fussed over him and demanded that the dobe give his seat to one of them, so that they could sit next to Sasuke. The dobe did move, but not in the way everyone expected. He decided to park it right on Sasuke's desk and shove his face in the Uchiha's, squinting at him.

"What do they see in you?" he heard the blonde mumble quietly.

"Your eyes, skin or hair maybe?" the teen had continued, surveying every inch of Sasuke he could see.

For some reason, being under such perusal from the dobe of all people, made Sasuke hotter than he should have been. And he had a strange feeling in his stomach.

"I don't know why they bother when you don't give them the time of day," the dobe whispered, a dip forming between his brows.

Sasuke stared into those cerulean eyes and had to fight the flush that wanted to creep across his face. He placed his hands on the table and was about to tell the dobe to sit down, when the problem started.

Some dunce, sitting in the chair in front of Sasuke, leaned back against his seat and swung an arm onto Sasuke's desk. His arm connected with the dobe and Sasuke's mouth was immediately occupied, by the blonde's own lips.

Their eyes connected for the briefest of moments and Sasuke felt something hit him and hit him hard. And it left him hard too!

He and the dobe pulled away from each other and proceeded to cough and wipe their mouths, though Sasuke didn't really want to for some reason. He was even slightly offended when the blonde boy choked out that he was poisoned from the kiss, but he didn't say anything.

As the fan girls dealt with the dobe, Sasuke was left to his thoughts. His first kiss, was with the dobe. He had never expected it to happen like that and certainly not with the dobe!

He thought of the kiss and how unnaturally soft the dobe's lips were. He had secretly enjoyed that kiss, for some strange reason, and the proof was in his tented shorts.

He got hard for the dobe, whom he knew was the only person in the Academy who could ever hope to match him. Who could be his equal. And because he liked the kiss so much, he now found himself partial to blue-eyed blondes now. Actually, only one blue-eyed blonde, who was boy to boot.

Sasuke realized in that instant, that he wanted the dobe and badly! Problem was, he was the heir to a very prestigious clan and had to marry a woman to have heirs. He sneered inwardly, noticing that he never really was interested in women, because they always acted like fangirls and he couldn't stand that!

He liked men. Actually, he only liked the dobe and couldn't see himself being into the Nara or the Inuzuka. No, not at all.

Another problem, was that there were no medical Jutsu that could help a male get pregnant. If he was to start a relationship with the dobe, he wanted him forever, none of that temporary stuff or divorces that people these days went through. He didn't just want to date the boy for a while and then marry some woman, no it would be an eternal sort of union.

So if he wanted the dobe, he had to develop a way for men to carry children. Problem, he had no information regarding medical Jutsu and would have no idea on where to start. Another problem, was that he would have to warn others away from the dobe while he tried to come up with a way for this to work. Then another problem presented itself. Was the dobe even into men? He had a ridiculous crush on the pink haired menace and had-had it for years. Sasuke would have a lot of work ahead of him for this.

He was an Uchiha, he'd find a way.

It was just shocking that in a single moment in time, his entire plan for the future was thrown in the wastebin and he had somehow come up with an entirely different plan that would take a lot more hard work. But if he wanted the dobe, and still be able to fulfill his obligations to his clan as the heir, he'd have to work hard!

Sasuke turned to looked at the blonde who was now sitting beside him once more, where he should be, Sasuke thought. He was nursing his bruised chin and grumbling to himself.

Sasuke's eyes narrowed minutely. The work was worth it. The dobe wouldn't know what hit him!

Uzumaki Naruto, was his!

A/N: So, the first chapter. Yes, this is YAOI/SLASH. If you don't like YAOI/SLASH, then stop reading and get lost.

Now, I want to know what people think. If you have something bad to say, either get lost or word it constructively, or else I'll report you and get your account removed. I've had to do this to 3 people with some of my other stories. I'll also put your name up next chapter and embarrass the hell out of you.

Let me know if I should continue this.

Check out my other Naruto stories, along with my Harry Potters(some are SLASH too), Inuyasha crossovers starring Kagome and my Twilight ones and those crossovers as well. I also have an OHSHC fic.

Ja ne! :D