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Chapter 1: Alice is a boy?

I awoke sitting under the shade of a big oak tree on a sunny morning. A book I never seen before was open on my lap to page 1. The Title of the book was called Alice in wonderland, curious I turn to the next page.

"I'm Late! I'M LATE!" Reever shouted as he pass me, I tilt my head as I realize there were rabbit ears on his head. I watch as Reever run into some huge bush. Then he came back toward me.

"Why aren't you following me!" Reever shouted .

"Reever I don't know what going on." I said trying to calm him down.

"I'm the White Rabbit, Alice always follows the White Rabbit."

"Your not a white rabbit or even a rabbit." I responded.

Reever look at me like I was strange. "Your a boy, and you are making fun of me because I refuse to be bleach, and of course I'm a rabbit don't you see my ears."

Was this suppose to be a joke. Getting up I began to walk away from Reever.

"Oh no you don't!" Reever called. All of a sudden I trip and then I began to be drag across the wet green grass. Looking back at Reever I saw he held a rope that was tied to my leg.

"Hey let me go." I call trying to catch my bearing but then I was drag into a bunch of bush were sticks and leave hit me ever were.

I though ever thing would be ok once the bushes were gone. But instead Reever drag me further until he stop at a huge rabbit hole.

"I'm late." Reever said before jumping in and dragging me in with him.

After a hellish time falling, I found myself in a room with checker board tiles, a table with a bottle on it and no doors. Reever had also disappear.

Looking closer at the bottle there was a note. It read: Drink me. So picking up the bottle I toke a sip, and all of a sudden I shrunk to about were I was only 6 inches tall with no cloths.

What the heck was going on. Looking around I saw several doors, I then walk up to all of them and tried to open each and everyone of them. They were all lock.

I began to look around the now huge room, when I spotted a piece of cake under the table. Walking towards it, I pick up the note that was next to it read: 1. Look up. I look up spotting a key handle hanging at the edge of the table. I swear that wasn't there before.

Looking back at the note that had more on it. It read: 2. Eat me. I stare at the cake; knowing that if I didn't eat the cake I could be stuck here for a long time. So I toke a corner pieces of the small cake and stuff it in my mouth.

I began to grow, I back out from under the table right before my head could hit it. When I had finish growing I was bigger then the room, were I had to curl over instead of standing straight.

I quickly slide the key onto the floor, and drank a little more then a sip of the bottle. I shrunk again back to the 6 inch height.

Going over to my clothes I rip a bottom piece of my pant and wrap it around my waist, making it look like I was wearing a towel. Grabbing the key I put it over my shoulder as if it was as light as a feather. Then I walk to each door trying to open it.

None of them open, but the last door I tried click when I put the key in and turn it. An So as my last resort I kick the door open. And it happily swung open.

Walking out of the room I found myself in an oversize forest with bright colors and standing before me was Jasdevi, I was so shock to see them I didn't react.

"What Alice is a boy. Boooo… but whatever." The twin said coming towards me. "I'm Tweedle Dee, and this is my brother Tweedle Dum." Devit said.

"Now let go see the Caterpillar; I hate the Caterpillar… always giving Jasdevi debt!" Jasdero said while Jasdevi wrap there arms in both mines. And then they began to skip dragging me along with them.

Jasdevi both laugh loudly, but then was silent. "Did you here that." Jasdevi said. "It sound like a Bandersnatch." the continue on.

All of a sudden a huge Timcanpy came at us snapping his teeth. Jasdevi let me go and began running away. I follow them, once Tim tried to bit at me. I realize there was know reasoning with the people here, that look so similar to people I know.

"NO! Alice you have to stay." Jasdevi said pushing on my face as I caught up with them. They were trying to get me killed.

All of sudden Jasdevi trip, and I jump over them continue on running not looking back.

I was lost somewhere; I didn't even know were I was. All I knew was I had to find this Caterpillar if that even make senses.

I walk pass a bunch of noise flower and before I enter a forest I stop at post with 5 sign on them. That read;

1. Point to the left: this is the way

2. Point to the right : this is the way

3. Point down: go this way and die

4: Point north: find what you are looking for

5. Point up: Ask the Cheshire Cat

I look up finding Road with cat ears and tail sitting on a tree branch starring down at me. "Wow Alice you look cuter." Road said jumping down and hugging me around the neck. "Now ask away." she said smiling.

"Why do you guys keep calling me Alice?" I ask, Road then look at me like I was the weird one like Reever did.

"Because you are Alice… and aren't you looking for the Caterpillar." Road amused.

"Yes I guess." I said as Road float back up to the tree branch.

"Then follow me." Road said disappearing from branch to branch leaving a trail of purplish smoke I climb after her and jump from branch to branch.

"Were are we…" I was cut off when I fell from the tree, landing on my face.

"Cheshire who is this dirty boy." I heard a familiar voice said, girls then giggled. Looking up Cross sat in front of me with his legs cross, girls crowded each of his arms, and a cigarette was in his mouth.

"This is Alice." Road said Appearing next to me, floating like she was laying down.

"Alice, that a dirty boy cat." Cross said, he was really pissing me off. "I don't talk to dirty boys, defiantly ones that claim there Alice."

"I never said I was Alice, I just want get out this hell whole." I said.

"Umm… Here a gift boy." Cross said giving me a box. I open it, regretting it as well. A bunch of unpaid receipts pop out. "You should pay that quickly boy, people in wonderland don't take nicely to people with debt." I ran at Cross no longer controlling my anger, but he dodge and the girls in his arms giggle. "Well you dirty boy I best be going." Cross said disappearing with the girls.

"Well that didn't go as plan, but if the Caterpillar didn't help lets go to the Mad Hater." Road said sitting criss cross, while she float upside down.

"And were is he?" I ask.

"Well… I don't remember." Road said putting her hands to her face as her tail wag. Then she disappear.

It was an hour later when I finally realize she wasn't coming back. So I stomp back into the forest.

I was about 5 minutes in when I realized how lost I was, I did not remember the forest being this big when I was following Road.

When I heard someone crying I decide to follow the noise hoping it led me to a person who could held me. Cries seem to get louder as I continue to follow it but I didn't see anyone.

But when I look up, a pair of feet were in my face walking backwards so I could see were the feet connect to.

I saw Miranda with dog ears and a tail hanging herself. Little whimper coming out of her mouth as she suffocate.

"Crown Clown." I whisper, then cut the rope above the Miranda head and caught her with my right arm. When air fill her lungs she began to sob in my arms.

"Miranda why were trying to kill yourself?" I asked looking at the girl with dog ears in my arms.

"I'm the Useless Puppy, and the King of Heart said he didn't need useless things in his world." Miranda sob.

Remembering how Miranda brain works, it wouldn't be shocking if she tried to kill herself if someone said something so mean. "Miranda your not useless, if you like you can even help me." I said.

Miranda nodded her head, her spirit lifting. "I'm not such a useless puppy; I'll held you." Miranda said with a smile on her face that shine threw her tears.

"Well do you know were the Mad Hater is?" I ask; Miranda face drop.

"Yes I know were the mad hater is." Miranda whimper. "Um… just follow me." Miranda seem scared as she walk away from me. She glance behind once waving her hand for me to follow. And I did.

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I didn't know if I should make this into a crossover since it base on more then 1 movie. Plus it might not going to be exacted at all.

Thanks for readingJ.