AN/:...I know exactly what's going on right now with you guys. The very second you got the alert about this chapter, some of you immediately started celebrating hard about me going back to my first fic which in a way is going back to my roots.

Well guess what...(smirks)..It's finally here everyone. THE THIRD LONG AWAITED CHAPTER OF I AM GOD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(Insert thunder and lightning in the background)

If your asking what made me do this fic, the answer isn't that straight forward to be honest. For you see, I'm all the way up here in Japan spending time with some music friends of mine, and when I finally got the chance to sit down with my laptop and do something to pass the time other then music, Fanfiction finally came back to my mind but I quickly remembered that I was facing a little bit of writer's block= courtesy of the stories I deleted to clean up the junk you guys weren't enjoying.

Anyways, when I was looking through the stories I have here on the site, I decided to take a lot at this particular one for no good reason, and right then and there...the fire in my soul switched right back on!

Saito Uzumaki if you are reading this bro, I wanna thank you again for letting me adopt this story from you bro. It seems this one reminded me of my humble days starting as an amateur here in the Naruto archives and since then, this fic as been the stone where I will curve my legacy into...or something like that. But thanks anyway man.

Now before you guys get to the reading of the chapter- HEY DON'T JUST SKIP THE AN/: I'M TALKING HERE!...(Sigh)...There are some things that I need to address, Firstly, I have decided to correct all and I mean AAAAALLLL the mistakes I made in this fic and I have removed or rather replaced some ideas I had, starting with the harem. The list hasn't changed, but the harem has officially become incredibly massive with the current list being a short list of the said massive harem.

Not every girl in this massive harem will get screen time, and lemons will only happen to the women on the short list of the harem so please bare with me on this one. The harem is massive mainly because of three shows being Attack On Titan, Sekirei and Helsing involved...and no. There is no female Alucard here. I'll be doing that in some other fic.

Anyways, the villains of this fic are yet to be decided because I think that was one of the reasons why I didn't continue this fic or get lost trying to continue it. Another reason was designing Zanpakuto(s) for the Narutoverse people and making up some villeins for the fic, but after this chapter, I will be brain-storming some ideas with my brother Scarface101, Brahma God, Cuddly Cat and Samhain Otsutsuki(Hopefully) and hopefully some other friends and Colleagues I have. Red Reaper of Murder(if you are reading this) that means you as well my friend. Your reputation on being epic has shown me you can think up some wild shit so hit me up on pm if your are reading this bro.

Now then, this chapter isn't that long but I will make a promise to make longer ones later in the future, now enough talk- LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE GODDAMN ROAD!

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11 Months later

In Karakura Town, just in one of the hotels that could be located in the business side of town. Walking up the stairs is a tall pale-skinned man dressed in white sandals with red socks at his feet, a pair of blue jeans, a white shirt with a red swirl on it, and on top of all the clothing is a black cloak with a red cloud pattern on it and he has a pair of black shades hiding his eyes from view. The man's face is normally heart shaped without any mass on his cheeks and he appears to have neck-length red hair with the edges cut short and a flock of hair covering his hidden right eye.

The red haired man, carrying some groceries of his own, took the stairs up to the last floor of the hotel, then reached his destination as he walked up to the door and knocked on it three times.

"You may enter!" was the response he got from a feminine voice inside the suite. He entered the suite while closing the door behind him and placed the groceries at the kitchen and walked into the leaving room to find one gorgeous-looking woman sitting on a single-person white coach reading a scroll with a parrot on her right shoulder and white bunny on her lap as a small table could be seen infront of the beautiful looking woman having a green tea-filled tea pot and two small drinking cups used for drinking green tea.

The woman is 5'4 ft. in possession of very delicate facial features as she has extremely long, sweeping white hair that touches the ground and the most noticeable thing about her appearance were the two horn-like protrusions which stuck out from her head. She possesses eyes that were similar if not exactly the pale Byakugan eyes and a third eye on the centre of her forehead with it's eyelids parting vertically, but the eyelids were closed shielding the eye from view. Her eyebrows were cut very short and she wore a dark shade of lipstick on her lips and a dark shade of nail polish on her long fingernails. For clothing the woman has no shoes on showing her clean feet with regular black tights on her lower body with her upper body not covered at all but she has a long elegant red(rose pattern) and white Kimono on top held by a red sash adored with all sorts of strange symbols on it as the kimono is slightly left open at her chest giving her D-cup breasts good cleavage as the nipples of the said breasts could be seen through the Kimono's silk fabric.

The red haired man sat down on a white single-person chair opposite to the woman before him as he said to the woman "Good morning, Kaguya-sama...I have bought us groceries for the week with the money I made from my occupation as an officer of the law, and I was able to get you more of the rare carrot cake you crave so much".

"Thank you...Nagato-kun. My deepest apologies for putting you through all that trouble, but Japan isn't exactly good on pastries, and the only place I know that has renowned chefs for my kind of taste is America...But all things aside, how has the new occupation been? I take it is learning experience for you" The lady identified as Kaguya said.

"(Clears throat) For the long and short of it, it seems this society has decided to try and balance the good and bad in this world. As long as crime exists, this gives a general purpose to Justice. Corruption in the system is highly inevitable, but this corruption also keeps the minds of all those wondering and ignorant citizens of what's going at ease per say. Peace is found somewhere in all of this by the normal naked eye...but in my eyes it all seems to be one gigantic blur" Nagato answered as he sat down permanently on the opposite couch to Kaguya's and poured some green tea into an empty tea cup and drank.

Kaguya looked down to the white rabbit and brushed the top of it's head as she said "I see. Well humanity hasn't always been perfect, Nagato-kun, and as you can see, they have learnt that real power is control, and for this control to kept in place, they have to use it wisely while trying to put the people's mind at ease that such power isn't being abused in anyway or the said power being in the wrong hands. There might be bigots who do get caught red handed or found out, and some other citizens have grown a bogus third eye of some sort showing them what goes on behind the curtain as they make conspiracy theories based on aliens, demons and angels along with other fantasy folk...(giggles) But I am to blame for most of there silly theories after all".

Nagato kept silent for moment then replied "In most ways yes...but on a personal note, I think we need to face reality as it is...Kaguya-sama. Ever since I had met you right after Kurohime's return for my cousin Naruto Uzumaki, there has always been a number of questions in my mind that I had not asked you this entire time being with you here in Karakura Town".

"If you are going to ask me who is the father of my two sons then forget it(glares)...I was an empty headed individual back then, and I was desperate to have children of my own-

"That wasn't the question, Kaguya-sama" Nagato said.

"The question is...how did you separate yourself from the Holy Tree after getting sealed into the moon...and what happen to the rest of your clansmen?".

"..."

"..."

"..."

Kaguya froze for a brief three seconds...then looked down to her feet with a heavy sigh as she looked back up to Nagato and replied...

"Well...If you must know...The answer to the first question starts like this...I have no clue as to how the afterlife it'self was formed and who created all those dimensions. My son Hagoromo discovered Soul Society before his death, as I have discovered Heuco Mondo. In this order of answers, I have always known Kurohime since my first arrival to this planet...and in a way, I was like a mother to her as she was like a daughter to me and she still is as I have always protected her from the greedy humans that have tried to take advantage of her importance in the world and all the fruits she has grown over the past 5000 years of her existence in our world at that time.

You already know the story of me being corrupted by my hunger for power and protecting my nursery' from my two sons who, in my own words, stole what was rightfully mines being chakra of course and history depects that Kurohime was the being that influenced my state of mind to go upside down. The truth of the matter is that Kurohime did everything she can to tell me my sons meant no harm to the universe when they had gained chakra at birth...well not until Hagoromo's silly idea of peace and giving humans chakra through Ninshu(eye rolls with a snort). Anyways, once I merged with her against her own will sadly enough, we became a beast with no heart or soul with the objective being to kill, destroy and erase everything from existence. Luckily, we were stopped by my two sons Hagoromo and Hamura. And after being sealed into the moon, our fusion finally was stopped with me and Kurohime separating. She was still fine, mind you she got herself a human form of sorts from being with me...but my physical form was no more...and I became a soul with one looooong chain attached to my chest.

A peace kept on depleting every year as I watched Black Zetsu work to bring me back into the world, and my sorrow, regret and pain was like no other growing stronger and stronger every year...Kurohime once again tried to rescue me from the emotional and possible psychological pain I felt, but nothing had seemed to work again. So after 500 years, The chain was almost gone, but I pulled out of me before I start to feel very hollow inside with Kurohime being able to finally talk me out of just sitting there wallowing in self-pity and regret of...well all the bade things I have done to this world after eating the fruit Kurohime offered me as a sign of trust and love. My transformation was anything short of amazing with Kurohime witnessing it first hand, but right before it was complete. I appeared in Heuco Mondo.

(Narrows eyes) Not even a minute later, I meet my son Hagoromo who tries to obliterate me for just existing in the afterlife he claims is his domain and kingdom".

"So that's how the fight between the first hollow and Soul King happen? Who was the winner between you two, Kaguya-sama?" Nagato asked. Kaguya eye smiled as she replied "I ran away before he could use his last resort on me as the fight was getting extremely good, but I did manage to steal his Seal, or rather the first King's Seal, which allowed me to recreate my old body to absolute perfection and cloaking it carefully so he couldn't find me no matter the technique or technology used just encase he found out I am alive and well living amongst humans. He believes he one the fight of course while loosing his first 'weapon' in the process.

The rest you already know since I opened a gargunta in the elemental nations, looked into it's past and future with Kurohime begging me to have Naruto live in Soul Society for a shot while, then strike a deal with her about Naruto gaining my Hollow power and eating the last of her fruit when he died fighting the mindless beast form of ours on his own for one straight hour.

To your second question, Naruto killed them all along with destroying all the other holy trees on the other planets, then finding all the other Otsutsuki out there that were hiding in other worlds that are parallel to this one or this entire Galaxy of course. There was Toneri who surrendered to Naruto knowing he was no match for him and asked that he only helps him in taking away chakra from the people of the elemental nations, then having young Hinata to himself since he apparently had a thing for her...or maybe he didn't. (Sigh) My clansmen aren't as emotionally equipped as humans are so I doubt he really did love and only saw for her beauty and bodily pleasures.

Naruto accepted the assistance, but later killed him while sending Hinata away to one of his own personal dimensions so that she would never be disturbed by anyone ever again since he doubted he really did wipe out the Otsutsuki Clan, that, and I believe he had his other reasons for gifting young Hinata with immortality while he imprisoned her in that place. It is hard to understand that young man sometimes(forms a thinking pose looking into the right corner of the room)".

Nagato remained silent for moment with his eyelids closing...then opening them as he said "I see. Thank you for answering my questions, Kaguya-sama".

"Think nothing of it, Nagato-kun. Being a powerless and helpless human as gave me the opportunity to live the life I have always dreamed of having, and now I am at a far better place then I was before. My son Hagoromo along with all his other henchmen are the only problem now, but they aren't my problem to handle as that is for Naruto to deal with on his own time. The poor boy as a lot on his plate, but he always seems to have an appetite for such dishes(smiles warmly)".

"(Smirks) Are you in anyway attracted to him. Kaguya-sama?" Nagato asked. Kaguya eye-widened and gasped, but quickly narrowed her eyes she folded her arms underneath her bust and counter Nagato's question "You have caught me numerous times touching myself, and for you own information I masturbate for other reasons, Nagato-kun. I may find his silly antics fun to watch, and he is incredibly handsome, mind you I think he is far too gifted in...well(blushes)- You understand where I'm going with this- but he has far too many women to please, and my time to love another has long past since I have wasted my virginity away...Why don't you have a companion of your own, Nagato-kun(raises eyebrow)".

"I was never a person for those sorts of things. And Naruto is what they call 'a cheek magnet' so any chance of a beautiful woman being available has already going up in flames.(Chuckles) It's only a matter of time before he meets you for a second time under the same 'circumstances' from before, Kaguya-sama, I hope you are prepared for his Jabroni beatin, Pie eatin, Trail blazin, Eye brow raisin ways, cause it seemed to me that you didn't quite feel what his women feel up until you were in his presence(Smirks)".

Los Noches

"AAAAAAACHOOOO!".

In Naruto's master bedroom, here we find the blond God dressed in his usual attire which is a high collared jacket with black trips as the jacket is zipped down a bit showing his fishnet shirt underneath and the sleeves were rolled up to his elbows. A white Sashinuki Hakama that were gathered at the ankles giving them a ballooning affect and a black sash with extra length. Tucked at his side is a sheathed Katana that has a white handle and a two-crossed triangle shape(The Judism symbol) for a guard and on his feet he wore flat pointed ankle high boots. On his right ring finger was a silver wedding band with the Kanji 6. On his left middle finger was a crimson ring with the Kanji Zero and on his left pinky was a black ring with the Kanji star in crimson.

Naruto is currently sitting on the edge of bed(that has one Blonde Suna kunoichi, one sake-loving sekirei, and one former female Mizukage naked from head to toe cuddling underneath the covers giggling endlessly as It looks like two of them were ambushing one girl's sensitive spots) looking at the Four woman standing in front of him.

The first woman is Soi-fon who is dressed in her usual shinigami attire(without the Haori) with the colours being reversed, and the golden rings that are tied to the two long strands of her hair were replaced with two Diamond encrusted platinum rings as the one the right as the kenji for '8' and the one on the left as the kenji for 'Princess Of Death' with the middle finger of her right hand having a black ring adored with a Crimson jewel. A small Hollow whole could be seen in the center of her left shoulder as the very tips of her short hair now have white highlights and the pupil of her eyes have small gold rings inside.

The second woman standing next to Soi-fon is a woman that looks far too identical to one Rukia Kuchiki as this woman is dressed in half boot white sneakers(All Stars) with long black socks, a short black skate that does nothing to hide her beautiful long legs and thighs that look absolutely smooth with a black sash holding the skate in place with a long Katana sheethed in a blue sheeth as the Gaurd has blue leather with black strings on it and the guard being two lighting symbols crossed in the form of an X.

For her upper body she has on a white formal T-shirt that his completely buttoned up to the collar having a long red tie with a black pull over on top having a diamond shape pattern on it. All in all, the woman appears to have a kinky school girl outfit on with the pinkie finger of her left hand having a black wedding band with the Kenji 34, the index finger of her left hand having a blue ring with the kenji 'Storm' and the middle finger of her right hand having a blue ring with the kenji '10'.

Her body is more or less similar to Rukia Kuchiki's with the differences being her buttox being a little more bigger and firm, her breasts being mini C-cups, and the Hollow hole on the wrist of her right hand. Her eyes are the same colour as Rukia's but the sclera of her left eye being all blood.

This woman is Hisana Uzumaki.

Next to Hisana is Rangiku Matsumoto still dressed in the same attire from before with a silver necklace being around her neck, the index finger of her right hand having a black wedding band with the Kenji '10', the index finger of left hand having a gold ring with the kenji '2' and her thumb having a yellow bend with the kenji 'Ashes'.

The final woman standing besides Rangiku is Kushina Uzumaki dressed in normal flat shoes with thick white tight pants stopping at her ankles, a long-sleeve red tight shirt with the black Uzumaki Symbol on the front and back of it with a white Haori on top that has the kenji for '5' on the part of her right breasts and on her Forehead is a Shinobi headband that has a steal plate with the kenji 'Fox Of Fury' engraved on it with a gold ring around it.

"Um...Naruto-kun...are you okay? You aren't getting a cold from training Sochi-kun, I hope" Rangiku said worryingly.

Naruto chuckled as he said "Ha! Me. Get a Cold? I'm the coldest motherfucker there is out there! How would I get a cold? Besides being given the cold shoulder from Akitsu-chan of course".

"(Face-faults at Naruto's statement)Ano, Naru-koi. You did have one before" Hisana said with Soi-fon finishing(with her right eyebrow raised in a sarcastic manner) "Took you four months to get healed I might add. You really need to stop training him without the proper protective clothing on, Naruto-sama. 'Medicine" doesn't come cheap anymore".

"...Are you trying to put a price tag on sex, Soi-chan? Cause if you are speaking for all my girls..." Naruto said who stood from where was sitting and walked up slowly to Soifon with a devilish smirk edge on his face as his blue eyes gleamed in a mischievous way. Soifon stepped back from Naruto in fear as she became nervous while sheepishly laughing as she said "No, no! I was just saying that it won't be easy for me to go on as long as the others, Na-Naruto-sama! From what I hear, you could possibly knock me into a coma for months- and you know how much I can't stand comas! I love you, N-Naruto-sama! Please don't embarrass me like you did to Tayuya! I seriously bruise easily!(Squeals and closes eyes)".

"(Eye rolls) Thanks for pointing that out, Soifon-chan" Hisana said sarcastically. Naruto was now close to Soifon, and picked her up with his hands grabbing her but making the former captain of the 2nd protection squad squeal and said to her...

"Next time...you might wanna think(kisses left side of neck)...before you speak(kisses right side of neck) Soi-chan. I'm still your 'Master' and I can have you any time of the day, right?".

"(Moans loudly) Yes! Yes, Naruto-sama(wraps arms around Naruto's neck) I'm sorry for letting my tongue slip out like that! I belong to you and only you, Naruto-sama. Do with me as you see fit, take anywhere in anyway that satifsies you, and punish me to your hearts content!" Soifon moaned as she wrapped her arms around Naruto's necks, but was dropped back to her feet to stand making her inwardly moan sadly at her forever-loving Master and Husband not take right then and there

The rest be damned!

Kushina cleared her throat to stop the other women in the room from glaring jealously at Soi-fon and said "Um, Sochi-kun. What is the mission you have for all of us?".

"Ah Right!" Naruto said as he sat back down on the edge of the bed(crossing he legs) and continued "As you all now, there are thirteen spots in The Maelstroms, and there are two which are currently empty as we speak. The plans I have derived can't start until the entire 'squad' so to speak is filled up, so I will be giving you four separate retrieval missions. Kaa-chan, Rangiku-chan, your mission has an added task which is to kill some idiots that needed to gone. Namely Orochi-teme, Uke-chan, Ero-baka Sakura-chan, and lastly is Sasuke's dad and the yondaime Hokage".

"If what I'm guessing is correct, you don't want them to...be a thorn on your side later in the future?" Kushina asked as she didn't even react to hearing she was assigned with the task of murdering her own husband and the father of her son Naruto.

Naruto grinned as he responded "Yep! I have an idea that Orochimaru is seriously up to no good from what Momo-chan tells me about it him. Put aside that Kabuto is still alive and under that genjutsu Itachi placed him under, I already get strong shivers from knowing he is the third seat officer of Kurotsuchi's squad...Yeeeaaaah I just got another shiver- Aaaaaaaaanyways! I am entrusting you, Kaa-chan, to hit all of them silently, but you can eleminate in away you see is necessary as long as you don't make noise about us just yet. Matsumoto-chan, I'm assigning you to talk to Tsu-chan and retrieve her for me also silently, sochi tells me you to are pretty tight so I'm sure she'll listen to you if she still has doubts about me insome way. If there is anyone who wants to come along, you can bring them with but be cautious".

"Hai, Naruto-kun! And I can tell some 'thoughts' are stimulating your mind right now about me and onee-chan!(Raises eyebrows playfully while playing with breasts" Rangiku grinned as she gave a salute with her large breasts jiggling in her step, but Hisana sighed tiredly as she mummered "Boob jobs. More boob jobs for Naruto-kun's manhood. How can this get anymore perverted?".

"By wearing white ropes as underwear, that's how. Naruto-kun likes all sorts of crazy things. You should know by now, Hisana" Soifon said with Hisana blushing "Y-yeah. I didn't know he liked using my feet 'that way' up until yesterday...and his tong is sooooo-

Naruto then turn his attention to Soifon and Hisana(who immediately stopped sighing together blissfully with blushes planted on their faces) then said "For you two, your mission works into two ways. Hisana-chan will be leaving with Ulquiorra on the day I finally decide to let the Gotei 13 know about me still being around. All you need to do Hisana-chan is make a 'Noticable entry' with Ulquiorra, and I'm dead sure that kid Ichigo along with his friends will pitch up to see the commotion. As that is happening, Soi-chan will knock Kisuke down a few pecks and talk to Yoru-chan so she can (Impersonates Darth Vader)'Come to the dark side and be a Sith Warrior!'".

"(Sigh) Have you been watching Star Wars again, Naru-koi? You do know your too old for that kind of stuff, right?" Hisana said. Naruto sweatdropped at her comment, but quickly contoured with a grin "Says the girl who is over a hundred years old wearing a school uniform!".

"Ooooo buuurrrn" Matsumoto whispered in Hisana's ear with the said woman blushing as she said "I-It's a fashion statement! And besides, it makes me stand out of the crowd of woman you have...all of them look the same as if they were your slaves!".

"(Narrows eyes dangerously) Don't let Miya-san hear you say that" Soifion said with Hisana freezing at her statement as the memory of a hanya mask appeared before her eyes, then tried to get it out of her mind as she shook her head furiously.

"I'll let you know when you can go on the mission, Soi-chan, Hisa-chan. As for you, Kaa-chan, Rangi-chan. I need you to both take it now since it's night time, and make sure nobody spots you and don't set any high alarms off. Both of my hackers have worked hard to get our energy signatures of the radar, but there's no telling if that old man has beef'd up the Security by now after the whole Bounto episode they just survived thanks to Kurosaki Ichigo and his friends".

"Hai, Naru-koi/Sochi-kun!".

Seireitei: With Kushina.

Standing at the top of one of the roofs under the Naidame Tsuchikage's camouflage Jutsu is Kushina who is watching a certain smutt author getting his thing sucked off by a not-so-nice looking hooker outside a club at the 11th Squad barracks.

"...And this is the man who was once said to be a great sage who taught Minato everything he knows today? Why does Sochi-kun consider him a threat at all? His Reiryoku is depressingly low with his reiatsu being that of a civilian soul and he doesn't have a Zanpakuto at all with his weapon being a simple Katana given to the not-so-useful shinigami who manage to get employed into the Gotei 13. He got this position through Minato and Kakashi putting in a good word with the previous Captain of the 11th Squad. And Kenpachi no doubt doesn't care about him as long as he stays out of his way and away from that surrogate daughter of his".

Kushina shook her head as she continued "Even if I still think I'm wasting my time getting rid of him, Sochi-kun ordered me to end him, and I will do anything for my Sochi-kun...(sigh) Life has turn out to be wonderfull since I decided to be with him and stay here. I just hope Tsunade agrees to join my sochi-kun in his quest. Having this annoying weakness of a Dios-Roto which is a slow healing factor will definitely hold us back, and Sochi-kun needs her more then ever...that and the 'history' she has with him back when she was starting her duties as Hokage are anything short to not think off(Giggles). Sochi-kun was one hell of a man when it came to older women, and Tsunade-chan is a prime example of that! Oopsy! I'm getting off track here. I gotta stay focused".

Kushina hopped down the roof with her feet not making much of noise as to not alert the old perv of her presents, but narrowed her eyes at the spectacle before her which was Jiraya grabbing the back of the hookers head trying to push her down and trying to reach for her breasts, only for the said hooker to bite off his penis(then spit it out) and say...

"I said no fucking touching me you damn pervert! Geez! This wasn't even worth the 300 bucks!". Jiraya's voice became high pitched as he screamed at being castrated so harshly, and tried to grab the girl by her hand forcefully only for his arm to be cut right off his shoulder by some invisable blade.

"AAAAAHHHHH!" Jiraya screamed in pain with the Hooker being too shocked at first then screaming in fear as she ran off from whoever or whatever was maiming the infamous Icha Icha author.

"Who is there! Show yourself- AAH!" Jiraya shouted. He blinked his eyes once and widened them at the sight of Kushina looking down at him with her hair waving around in the form of nine tails. Just as he was about to scream out for help and alert anyone around the area, Kushina kicked him hard at his scrotch repeatedly as she said...

"(Kick!) This is for Peeping on Me when I was 16! (Kick!) This is for Peeping again on me when I slept with that prized student of yours!(Kick!) This is for deciding to Neglect my son when you CLEARLY promised that you would take care of him and tell Tsunade about him, instead you decided to take a piss on that promise and focus on that crappy smutt and fuck whores all day everyday!(Kick-Kick-Stumps Head Hard!) And that... is for all the bad things you have done to me when I was a child, and my sochi-kun...I know everything, you perverted bastard!".

SLICE!

Kushina, in a fitting rage, sliced off Jiraya's head right of his shoulders, then sighed blissfully to herself as she said "I've waited for 30 years to do that. I hope all the women out there can rest easy now knowing someone won't be perverting around here...(sweatdrop) I take that back. Matsu-chan has just became the Pervert Queen because of this...Meh! I'd choose her peeking on me getting screwed by sochi-kun any day over this lowly piece of filth".

Kushina hopped away again and flew into the sky as she was looking for her next target to kill. She flew down to the roof of a mansion and re-activated her camouflage jutsu to cloak her entire form as soon as she landed. The roof actually has a sunroof, so Kushina quickly took a peek to see one Sasuke Uchiha now dressed in regular shinigami clothing with his father Fugaku dressed in a suite and tie. Just when Kushina was planning on getting in and taking the two accursed Uchiha out, another presence makes it'self known in the room...

"Damn it!. Miko-chan's son Itachi is here. I'll just have to wait until he leaves, I hope" Kushina said as she listened in on the conversation happening amongst the three Uchiha...

"How did it go, Tou-san?" Sasuke said.

"...Not well son. This has been the 10th time I have tried to get our clan registered in this retched place. But with Central 46 gone, all of Soul Society's council occupations and decisions and go to the Sotaicho Genryusai Yamamato...and that blabbering old fool won't agree no matter how much I tell him about our clan's history, treasures and great value!" Fugaku said. Itachi(with a look of indifference) looked at his father and said "That's where you are going wrong".

"What?" Fugaku said.

"You have seem to forget that Soul Society has recorded all the history of the elemental nations. From the clan wars to the formation of all the hidden villages, and the shinobi wars along with who started them, who ended them, and lastly, who were the ones that caused the most damage in terms of killing lives bad or innocent, committing unforgivable crimes and all the above going into the individuals that come from the families and clans that have done the above.

Otouto over there is the main reason why the clan won't be registered".

Sasuke eye-widened in surprise at what Itachi said but he stepped over to him furiously, grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and pushed him to the wall as he said "YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT WHAT I HAVE DONE! ALL OF THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU DIDN'T-

"SASUKE!" Fugaku yelled.

"Leave Itachi out of this...the clan's massacre was not his fault, but my grave mistake of believing the only way I could become Hokage was planning a coup against the sandaime...Your mother warned me...but I didn't listen over the fact that she was taking care of that insolent son of Minato's" Fugaku said. Sasuke stood silent for moment and let go of Itachi who fixed his collar while saying to Fugaku "And look where she is now. She is with the man she has always dreamed of being with, put aside the facts she first cared for Naruto when he was still 5 years old.

Again, Otouto is to blame for Kaa-san's current predicament-

"Don't you dare say I'm the reason she ran off with the dobe!" Sasuke glared. Itachi didn't even flinch at Sasuke's glare, and calmly walked to the door and opened it only to see one Sakura Haruno dressed in the pink battle kimono she wore when she was alive with some pink heels with a smile on her face that quickly turned into a frown when seeing Itachi.

The former Konoha missing Nin walked out the house not even greeting Sakura. Sakura quickly let herself as she said "Hey Sasuke-kun! I was wondering if you're free tonight because the nice resturant down at the...".

Back with Kushina, she sighed while saying to herself "So much for the saying 'A dead Uchiha is a Good Uchiha'. These idiots are still as power hungry as they are when they are alive...if not worse. Maybe Miko-chan isn't a full breed Uchiha, but from what I hear, Madara had a sister just like her once, but maybe-(Shakes head). Getting off track again. Okay let's see who we have here...Sasuke, Fugaku, and Sakura are all in one place. According to Sochi-kun, Sasuke was one of the greatest problems the elemental nations have ever come to face, and by his words...

'Uke-chan is the true definition of a bratty child who always gets what he wants no matter what you do to stop him. You take away his eyes, and he gains far more powerful eyes and power. You take away his memory of using Kaka-baka's chidori or seal away his chakra, and he learns all the techniques of the Sharingan and gains orochi-teme's curse mark. That homo needs to be taken out before he learns about the King's seal, or a possible fact that there could be another Hogyoku out there. There's no telling how much drool he'll produce from hearing about it since I'm dead sure that Shunsui guy has dug about some research about it and told that old man who intern educated the rest of the Gotei 13 about it. Aizen actually considered on recruiting him because of his history being alive, but I made SURE that thought never crossed his mind'.

I'm hundred percent bought on those reasons...Although, I don't see the reason why Sakura-san should be killed. Sure she is massive fan girl of Miko-chan's mistake of a son, but she really doesn't produce much of a threat-...(facefualts) She used hit on him all the time, rejected him all the time, sent him to his death fighting Sasuke countless of times, and used him for her own selfish gain and never apretiating anything he has done for her on pretending to be friends with him for her own crazy fan-girlish reasons...And she never thanked Sochi-kun for saving her life more then four times and saving the world by getting rid of her stupid crush which she kept on believing was under the influence of either Orochimaru, Madara or someone else she could find to blame.

Long story short, she's Sasuke's contingency plan if anything bad is to happen to him. It's a good thing Miko-chan made her have am abortion. Alright then".

Kushina created a kunai with ten explosion seals tagged to it via Yin Release, then she hopped up into the air making a hole in the roof and through the kunai into the house through the sunroof.

Sasuke perked up when he saw the tiles of the roof fall into the house, then heard something stab the floor. He quickly walked over it, only for his eyes to narrow, then eye-widen as he said...

"...This cannot...be happening aga-

BOOOOOOM!

The entire house went up red and blue flames. Kushina looked back to see many of the officers of the 9th division trying to take out the fire with others using Tenteikura to call for assistance while searching for any survivors of the fire only for three skeletons to turn up after the fire was put out.

Landing down to one of the apartments of Squad 12, Kushina closed her eyes and tried to sense just where exactly is Orochimaru...

She opened eyes after 2 seconds, then preformed a sealess henge changing her look to a small tann-skinned naked boy with short black hair and blue eyes.

"I know this is too much...(giggles) But I have to see if this can actually work!".

A certain former sannin and now 3rd seat officer of sqaud 12 was taking a quiet stroll through the streets of the 12th squad barracks, and his thoughts were on an argument he had with his captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi...Well...it wasn't much of argument as Orochimaru said let's do this, with Mayuri saying 'you can kiss my ass' in a figurative way.

The idea that Orochimaru suggested is that they try and make some sort of secret communication with Naruto Uzumaki, tell him to come with someone to a specific location(with that someone being the former captain of the 10th squad), then try and kidnap Toshiro so that they could do some experiments on the said son of Naruto in the hopes of finding out how Naruto has made it possible for a shinigami to become a type of Arancar hollow that can use chakra.

Mayuri's response was "You know, Orochimaru...if someone else came up with that idea, I would have sit down and think to myself what are the many steps that I could take to see this plan through while looking at how many contingency plans I have to construct because of Naruto being the so called unpredictable being he is now and how strong he could be based on what he displayed before...But since it's you who came up with this idea saying we should specifically capture Young Toshiro instead of trying my luck with Unohana-san, you can take that idea and accomplish it on your own. I do not work with your kind...Now get out of my office before I have you reported for what Nemu caught you doing in the North Rukon District".

Orochimaru frowned at his captain and walked the office not before giving a glare to Nemu who only gave him a blank expression in return.

"Tsk! Leave it up to him to pass a good chance taking down Naruto where it hurts the most since I know he values family, and look at me by my unproven crimes as a shinobi" Orochimaru said. Hearing footsteps at a nearby alley way, Orochimaru turns to see a young boy looking to be the ages of 6 to 9 naked as can be looking 'very fresh' in the eyes of Orochimaru with tanned skin, short black hair and blue eyes.

"Hey mister...Are you Orochimaru-sama?".

"..."

"..."

"..."

"...Yes...Yes I am(mouth begins to twist into a grin)".

The little boy smiled brightly as he continued "My older brother Kabuto told me all about you, and he says you know how to 'take care' of a little boy like me. My tummy has been aching so badly since I died and arrived here in this weird place, and this other little boy said I should come to you since you helped him with his tummy problems...Will you help me, Orochimaru-sama? I promise I won't tell anyone what you will do to me".

"Kukukukukuku...yes...Yes, I can, little boy".

The little boy gestured Orochimaru to follow him into the alley way, and without a second thought in mind, Orochimaru followed the boy into the alley with a grin threatening to rip his face apart.

Once Orochimaru was in the middle of the dark alley, he blinked in confusion as he tried to look for the little boy. Thinking it was just his imagination, Orochimaru turned to leave only to-

SLICE!

SPLAT!

-have his body split into two with his internal organs and blood making a mess all over the floor. Kushina laughed out loudly a she couldn't contain the laughter of knowing her prank on the said Pedo-sannin would work, but quickly contained herself with her laughter dying down and saying "Oooooh!(Wipes away tears) I can't believe he fell for that! Phew! Anyways, I need to-...huh?".

Time seemed to have slowed down around Kushina, then everything came to a complete stop. For a minute she looked confused, then sighed the minute she heard "Kushi-chan!".

The mother of Naruto turned to see Momo Hinamori dressed in the same flat shoes as her own and the standard shinigami uniform with the colours being reversed(Her Zanpakuto tucked in the same position it normally is) with her hair still being tied into a single bun, but the only changes is the tatoo kenji for 'Fairy Godmother' being in the center of her forehead, the second middle finger of her left hand having a black wedding band with the Kenji '5' and the pinkie finger of her right hand having a gold ring(with green gems encrusted all around) with the Kanji '9'.

Momo was standing in the air, but hopped down to Kushina and gave a warm big hug to her while saying "I missed you so much, Kushi-chan! Not to mention that you weren't there this morning to see me cook the best fried rice chicken ever!(Pouts) Did you even eat my food when you came back? Naruto-sama says you smelled it, and you did a face like this (Makes a cringes)".

Kushina eye-widened with a gasp while replying "I did no such thing! I did eat your delicious food, and I even had seconds. You can ask Musubi-chan since she was the one serving the food to me. Sochi-kun was lying to you, Momo-chan!...And when we get home, I'm gonna find some way to prank him for hurting your poor feelings- Dattebane!(Grins mischievously)".

"Okay. But please don't prank Naruto-sama too hard, Kushi-chan? Whenever someone does something horrible to him, we all have to suffer a bad punishment!(Pouts) And I hate it when Naruto-sama doesn't want to have sex with me!(Stumps foot in the ground)" Momo said while folding her arms and glaring playfully down to the ground(not even acknowledging that she has stepped on some blood and Kidney belonging to a now dead Orochimaru.

Kushina grinned at Momo while asking her "Momo-chan...what did me, Seras, and Miya-chan tell you?".

"(Eye-widens, then looks away from Kushina with a blush)...N-not to talk about doing naughty stuff with Naruto-sama out in the open" Momo said.

"Exactly. And what did you do?" Kushina asked.

"...I said me and Naruto-sama are playing House in public".

Kushina slowly caressed Momo's cheeks soothingly while pushing strands of hair behind her ears and spoke "I'll discuss your punishment with Miya and Seras later. What are you doing here, my little fairy?".

Momo's expression changed again to happiness as she replied to Kushina "Naruto-sama sent me to tell you not to kill Minato-baka! He said he has other plans for him, and he wants you to come back to stop the fight Annie-chan and Mikasa-onee-chan are having over who gets to clean Naruto-sama's bathroom and drink the white stuff that comes out of Naruto-sama's-(Blushes)...well...".

'He doesn't want Minato dead? What is my crazy Sochi-kun thinking now? I mean Minato isn't that much of a problem given he might get desperate and do something stupid to get Sochi-kun's attention and try to take me back, or maybe even talk to Kisuke about Hollowfication granted that lazy idiot still has another Hogyoku stashed somewhere like Sochi-kun believes...(Sweatdrops) He came to a realisation that having no enemies means he won't be fighting anyone for a while..(Sigh). My son can be a lot of things, and a born fighter is at the top of the list, with neing born to making sweet sweet love being number two(Blushes and sighs heavily)' was what Kushina thought.

Kushina smiled again as she looked back to Momo and said "Okay then, we can go back home...and when did you learn to stop time for this long?".

"After the Dios Rotofication, me and Shiro-chan trained together! He was learning a lot of Ice manipulation from Akitsu-kaa-chan, and he needed my help by being able to slow down time for more then three months inside Naruto-sama's training dimension, or stopping time completely for a much longer time. Every time I did it, the time span got longer and longer! I can slow down and stop time for a whole year now!" Momo eye smiled with a grin. Kushina giggled at Momo's expression of happiness, then held her close as she said to her...

"I'm proud of you, Momo-chan, and I'm sure Sochi-kun and Retsu-chan are proud as well. Now how about we go home so we can celebrate your success, and help me prank Sochi-kun".

"Hai, Kushi-chan!(eye smiles and holds Kushina tight as the leave Soul Society in a swirling fire shunshin)".

~XX~

In the 10th squad barracks, mainly the captain's office, here we find one Tsunade Senju dressed in the formal shinigami uniform with a captain's haori on top, sitting on a lounging couch with a table infront of her having to saucers and one bottle of Sake half drank.

Tsunade sat up to pour the sake into one of the saucers then relaxed again as she thought to herself...

'Back to square one, Tsunade. Working hours and hours and hours, signing papers all day, giving out orders to stubborn perverted men that can't look straight up to face, and getting no reward worthy of my hard work that pleases me...and to top it all off, the one person you care about it is out there having the time of his life, and you should've left with him when you had the chance...Kami I would do anything for Naruto to come back for me. I never liked this place since I got here. It feels like I'm at a boarding school being the always-strict and take-no-shit teacher AND the student at the same time!...It somehow reminds of those times still being a kunoichi under Sarutobi-sensei during the third war...Nope. I take that back. This place is much worse. And I don't wanna get into the details of how messed up the whole set up is here.

How can person call this place Heaven when crime, corruption and poverty still exists here! Innocent people are suffering and dying all over the Rukon district while anyone who is a shinigami gets to live in paradise watching those poor people 'work' everyday of their afterlives for peanuts that can't even feed the entire families. And when you get tempted to take something for your loved ones since you can't afford it, you go to 'prison' for more then 20 damn years. Who's screwed up idea was it to bring prison into 'Heaven'?...(Sigh) Some afterlife this is. I'm very sure a lot of people would want to be alive then living here for minus-plus 100 years...(Sigh)...'.

"Mind if I join you...Tsunade?".

Tsunde turned to her right to see one Rangiku Matsumoto sitting next her with her left barefoot underneath the knee of her right leg and she was also sipping on sake through a white saucer just like her. Tsunade remained silent, not even being surprised at Rangiku's sudden appearance, then turned away as she drank sake from her own saucer and said...

"When where you planning to tell me Toshiro-taicho was actually my godson's son?".

"It was a surprise I was planning. I'm more shocked over the fact you didn't even see any resemblance between sochi and Naru-koi" Ramgiku replied.

"The shortness, the spiky hair, the short temper whenever someone calls him short, his addiction to a certain food and that annoying density his Father had before he met Anko and the rest of us back when he was alive". Tsunade said.

"...How's life treating you, Tsunade?" Rangiku asked. Tsunade remained silent for a moment...then spoke again as she poured the sake onto the saucer and drank "Like 10 year old soi milk. Nobody told me being A captain was far worse then being Hokage".

"And you wonder why I never wanted to be Captain. Ha!" Rangiku Laughed.

"Yeah well I promised myself I would never have to sign anything when I died. I didn't see this pathetic lie of sweet paradise turning out to be Life all over again".

Rangiku nodded to Tsunade's statement and said "I hear you there sister. I certainly do. Tell you what. Lets say you ditch the haori and come with me to your new paradise...REAL paradise this time".

"Really? Naruto-kun sent you here to get me?" Tsunade asked with her expression changing to surprise with hope in her eyes. Rangiku nodded in response as she replied "Yep! He misses you a lot, Tsunade...in fact, all the women that know you and left with him that day miss you as well...I actually miss you as well, sis".

"(Raises right eyebrow) Oh yeah? You really miss me punching you through walls when you and Anko would try to seduce me into some lesbian action? Or when you tried to set up blind dates for me? Or when you always ditched your clothes to walk around commando?" Tsunade asked.

"(Laughs heartedly) I sure miss you for all those reasons. Why didn't you come along before when Naru-koi gave you the chance?". Tsunade sighed as she looked up to the sealing, then sighed again as she replied "I was...I wasn't thinking straight at the time. There was this one side of me happy to see my strong little maelstrom alive and kicking again doing what he does best which is being handsome, strong, always saying his crazy catch phrases and dancing like a moron...then being unpredictable.

The other part of me...was afraid...afraid of having loosing him again since after he died, I started thinking to myself that I pushed away another person precious to me all because of that stupid necklace and that dub Hokage dream...along with the fact that I...didn't know if Naruto still cared about me the way he did when he was alive since I wasn't there to stop him from facing the Juubi all on his own".

Rangiku eye-rolled at Tsunade's answer, then took the bottle of Sake and poured it on Tsunade's head. Tsunade didn't even react to this as she just said "I totally deserve this".

"Yes you do. You know very well that Naru-koi is anything but a man who abandons those precious to him. And the necklace? Come on, sis" Rangiku glared.

"Yeah...I know. After that day, I trashed my house and I cried uncontrollably as the memory of him leaving wouldn't leave me alone. I couldn't believe I doubt him and his feelings for me like that...And you being here is proof that he still loves me more then anyone ever has...Okay(wipes Sake off her face) I'm ready to go now. But I think there are some people I know would probably wanna come with" Tsunade said. Rangiku looked at her in question and asked "Who?".

"The Kotetsu Sisters, the Shiba clan, Ino and her mother, Shion, and I'm sure Nanao wouldn't mind tagging alone as well. But that girl is a serious stickler for the rules, and Naruto hates rules more then he hates destiny as a whole" Tsunade said.

The two busty women(after finishing what was left of their sake) stood up from where they were sitting with Rangiku saying "Naruto-sama has left the other pick ups to me, so when the time is right, I'll approach the ladies you mention. For now though, He just wants you to be where you belong, which is with the people that care about you the most...(grins) and there is this lady I know who kinda wants to see for herself if you really are the biggest sucker when it comes to drinking and gambling".

Tsunade was what about to asked who Rangiku was talking about, but decided to find out for herself when she arrived at her next destination. Rangiku held Tsunade's left hand, and the two busty woman left the room in a shunshin that turned them to ash. Walking into the room is one Minato Namikaze carrying a stack of papers while saying...

"...I know your gonna hate me for this, Tsunade, but That fat idiot of a captain I have needs you to sign...these...Tsunade?...Tsunade?".

To Be Continued

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AN/: There you have it. I hoped you guys liked this update, let me know what you think by reviewing.

If you have any ideas for the Zanpakuto of Kakashi, Minato, Guren, Suigetsu, and maybe Konohamaru, let me know your ideas through reviewing or send me a PM, but I prefer you review then I pm you my answer to working with you on the said idea.

Anyways. Remember to stay cool, be cool, look cool and tell everyone the 23rd Three Tails is alive and Kicking!

(Major Shout out to SoulEmbrace2, VFSNAKE, Scarface101, Brahma God and Saito Uzumaki. Credits to VFSNAKE for inspiring me to work on this chapter after reading The Juubi Ashikabi)