Well, I made this oneshot back...in...April? March? One of those. I thought this was really cute, and I dunno. Might as well post it, right? Kyman is real and you can't convince me otherwise. Alright, enjoy (If you can)

~Zaki-Chan

[DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN SOUTH PARK OR ANY OF ITS AFFLIATES- MATT AND TREY DO. AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO OWN SOUTH PARK, ALAS, I CAN'T. THE COVER IMAGE ISN'T MINE EITHER BTW.]

It was like time had slowed. Cupid Me shot the one he least suspected but kinda suspected. Kyle turned around, skin all creamy and pretty, long eyelashes and big, puffy lips.

"Cartman?" It came out slowly, his mouth pronouncing every word.

Cartman's big-ass brown eyes widened and he held his breath. He walked forward, and smiled and Cupid Me shot him with ten more arrows. Kyle's eyes widened and hearts appeared in his pupils, his porcelain skin brighter than a tomato.

"Cartman?" He asked again, this time, gentler. Cartman blushed.

"So...wanna make what I said about us...true?"

Kyle's eyebrows knitted together, but softened, and his smile was bigger than the moon. They both ran to each other, and stopped in front of each other.

"Kial..."

"Cartman..."

"I love you, babe."

And somewhere in the distance, a very alarmed Stan stood, open-mouthed, and Nichole and Token cheered them on.

"I thought I hated you. Hell, I think I still do. But, we've been through everything. And, I can't deny what we have between us and-"

Cartman cut him off with a very lengthy, very tongue-sy kiss. When they separated, Cartman laid his forehead against Kyle's, their breaths mingling.

Soon, everyone came back in, disappointed that the Batmobile actually wasn't outside. They bickered angrily, but stopped when they saw the cute couple together. They all awed in unison, and it was adorable.

Soon, they heard chants over and over.

"Kyman! Kyman! Kyman!"

Kyle smiled.

"Kyman," he whispered.

"Kyman."