Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto then Naruto and Sasuke would have been together. And there would have been rain of yaoi.

Warning: Language, yaoi and rape in future chapters and grammatical errors.

A/N: It is my first ever fanfic. So I'm a little nervous. And it is SasuNaru which means it is yaoi. If you don't like yaoi, then please don't read. You have been warned.

italic + bold means it has already happened

Naruto's P.O.V.

"WHAT? BUT JIRAIYA I CAN LIVE ALONE. I DON'T NEED TO GO TO YOUR FRIEND'S HOUSE" I start yelling.

"Can you please keep your volume down Naruto?" And stop yelling hearing Jiraiya's voice.

"Bu-"

"No, you need to understand Naruto that I need to go foreign and I cannot leave you here."

"But Jiraiya why not? You know I can take care of myself and you don't need to worry about food. I can cook ramen and I don't need anything when it's ramen" I start giving excuse.

'like in hell I'll go to Jiraiya's friend's house.'

"You can take care of yourself? You can do nothing except cooking instant noodles. You can't even dry your bowl after eating and even if you try you would break it. Forget about drying you can't even eat without dirtying the floor and breaking everything. In hell I'll leave you alone. You're going to my friend's house tomorrow. End of the conversation. Go pack your things."

Without letting me protest any further Jiraiya got up and headed for the door. He stopped at the door step and looked back at me.

"And it's only for 15 months" Saying that he went out of the door.

'15 months means- hold on 1 year 3 months?'

"WHAT? JIRAIYA LIKE IN HELL I'M GOING TO YOUR FRIEND'S HOUSE FOR 1 YEAR 3 MONTHS.I CAN LIVE ALONE"

Actually The conversation started 30 minutes ago.

30 minutes ago

I was eating ramen while sitting on the sofa watching a ninja movie.

"yes ,yes go for it. I know you can defeat them ."

And I got over excited that I stood up and the bowl fell from my lap and emptied itself on the floor with a loud noise. I stood still in my tracks and then started to panic. I looked around and saw the table. I jumped from the place where I was standing to the front of the table and started to get under the table. It was small for my size but still I tried to get under it.

"Naruto we ne-what are you doing?"

I stop at my track hearing Jiraiya's voice.

'All my hard attempts failed in an instant.'

"Me? U-um I was j-just just finding m-my pen. Yes I was just finding my p-pen."

'He would know. He would find out. Of he would you idiot you left the floor dirtied and you're trying to get under a table. Oh! Dear Lord help me'

"What happened to my floor?"

'Oh no! here it comes. No TV for 3 days. What am I going to do? help me. I can't live without you.'

I was waiting for a yell, but that never came. Instead-

"Naruto we need to talk"

'Is he planning on giving me a lecture?'

"what about?" I asked while praying to .'Here it comes.'

"I'm going to America for work. So I want you to go stay at one of my friend's house".

"Jirauya I can explain -wait…what?"

And right now I am sitting in my room going through my cloths.

"Why me? And 1 year and 3 months? That's too much. And I don't even know who that friend is and that perverted old man didn't even consider discussing anything with me "

"That's because I knew would have said no if I did that." Suddenly came the reply of Jiraiya from my door. I look back.

"But Jiraiya 1 year and 3 months? That's too long." And start giving him puppy dog eyes.

"Wow you worked out how much 15 months is despite being bad at math." Jiraiya said with a impressing face and giving no response to my puppy eyes.

"what the? I know I'm not too good in math. But that does not mean I don't know how much 15 months is. I'm 17 for Christ's sake." 'how did the puppy eyes not work on him? It works on everyone.'

"Anyway who is this friend of yours? I can't believe I'm going to live with him/her and I don't even know his/her name."

"Don't be a pervert Naruto. It's a guy. And he is a really good person."

'Says the person who peaks on naked women at his early 50s and even writes about it.'

"If you're saying he's a good person then I can understand what type of person he is. What does he do?"

"Well he works at the Uchiha corps. Our no.1 shareholder. And actually he is more like a student than a friend. You know my hobby of writing book. He is one of my fans for 'Icha Icha Paradise'. What's wrong Naruto why are you giving me a poker face?"

"I can understand very well what type of good person your so called student is. What is his name?" I say still wearing a poker face.

"His name is Kakashi Hatake"

Hah! Finally it's done.

And can someone tell me what I should name Jiraiya's company. Anything but Uzumaki corps. And Jiraiya only works there. He is not the owner. Thank you.

Since it's my first ever fic I'm really really nervous. And I'm not too good in English.

But if you like it please review.

~Me chan 3