Felt a need to write something funny so here I am with a new story on our all time fav Abhirika :D I am quite fast na :P
Many ideas are revolving in my mind nowadays. I don't know why but always feel an urge to write some thing new :D
First chap is not so good may be some of you can find it bit lame but I have tried my level best :) And in this story all the dialouges are in hindi except background dialouges ;). Now Enjoyyyy :D
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"Tarika leti raho na kyun uth rahi ho baar baar?" Abhijeet said this while came running in their room.
"Kya karun Abhijeet, main bahut boar ho rahi hun aur tum ho ki itni der se apni files main hi ghuse pade ho" She said while getting up with the help of Abhijeet.
"Mujhe pata tha ki tum aisa hi bologi. Esliye pehle hi tumse bola tha ki chalo doctor ke pass dobara hokar ate hain par tum meri baat sunti hi kahan ho" He said this like it is the obvious thing.
"Tum mujhe dant rahe ho Abhi?" Kitne gande ho tum ye nahin ki mere pass baithkar mera haal chal pucho. "Par tum toh kisi ghode ki tarah sawar hokar aye aur ate hi dantna shuru kar diya" She begin to pretend as if she is crying.
Abhijeet (bit angry) - hawwwww apne pati ko ghoda keh rahi ho Tarika?
Tarika - Tum mujhse aise kyun puch rahe ho? Tum hi toh mere eklaute pati parmeshwar ho toh tumhi se kahungi na... And she giggled.
Abhijeet - acha agar main ghoda hun toh phir mujhse shadi hi kyun ki? Kisi insaan se kar leti... and he pouts
Tarika - Ab jispar dil aya ussi si shadi toh karungi na... And she sneezed.
Abhijeet - kaho kaho aur mujhe ghoda bolo... dekha mere bare main aisa bologi na toh phir aise hi karo (and he acts like Tarika while taking a tissue paper) aicchiiieee acchiieee acchhieee... And he begin to laugh loudly.
Tarika - You are really bad Abhijeet, main beemar hun aur tum mera majak uda rahe ho. Jao main tumse baat nahin karti... Now it was her time to pout.
Abhijeet (coming closer to her) - ok ok sorry jaan par ek baat samajh nahin ayi tum subah tak toh theek thi bilkul phir achanak se fever aur cold kaise ho gaya?
Before Tarika could reply she took a tissue paper and again sneezed.
"Pata nahin Abhijeet kaise fever ho gaya?" Trying to be as innocent as she could.
Abhijeet (suspisiciously) Acha theek hai. Acha Tarika aj main lab aya tha toh tum wahan thin hi nahin. Kahan gayi thin?
Tarika (at once) - wo...wo main... haan Abhijeet aj Tasha ke parents milne a rahe hain usse toh main ussi ke sath shopping par gayi thi. Wo apne parents ko gifta dena chahti thi na toh wo mujhe bhi apne sath le gayi thi.
Abhijeet - Acha ji toh ap shopping par gayin thin? Par ye toh bada ajeeb hai Tarika thodi der pehle hi mujhe Tasha ke phone aya aur usne mujhse kaha ki uske parents ki aj ki flight cancel ho gayi hai. Phir tum kiske sath shopping par gayin thin?
Tarika (understanding that now she is caught) - Nahin Abhijeet main bhul gayi wo Tasha ke sath nahin... main wo Purvi ke sath shopping par gayin thi.
Abhijeet (angry) Tarika mujhse jhut bol rahi ho. Tumhe lagta hai ki tum mujhse kuch chupa sakti ho? "Tum canteen main baithkar Ice-cream kha rahi thin na aur wo bhi char char cups"
Tarika (not getting words) - Abhi...main..main..kab canteen gayi? Tumne jarur kisi aur ko dekha hoga...jarur.
Abhijeet - Dekho Tarika ab tum bahut bigadti ja rahi ho. Kuch din pehle hi tumhe fever hua tha aur doctor ne saaf saaf mana kiya tha Ice-cream se dur rehne ke liye , par tum hamesha hi kisi ki nahin sunti ho.
Tarika understood that by her silly mistake Abhijeet is really angry on her and even hurted but she is quite expert in handling such situations.
Tarika - I am so sowwwyyyy Abhijeet mujhe nahin pata tha ki meri bachkani harkat se tumhe itna jyada bura lagega. I am really chawleeeee...
Abhijeet (can't bear any more) - Acha ok tum janti ho ki mujhe kaise patana hai , tum bahut gandi ho Tarika.
Tarika - "Par main gandi kaise ho sakti hun Abhijeet maine toh subah hi nahaya tha"...and she laughed
Abhijeet also couldn't resist so he also laughed with her. Both were laughing but were stopped by Tarika's sneeze.
Abhijeet - Dekho Tarika ab jaldi se lete jao nahin toh aur sardi lag jayegi. "Aur mujhe ye bhi bataiye mam ki ap kya khana pasand karengi?" Dinner ka bhi time ho raha hai aur apki dawai ka bhi.
Tarika - "Tum puch toh aise rahe ho jaise ki biryani banakar khilaoge wahi sada bhusa juice lakar rakh doge"
Abhijeet (giggling) - Ab pata chala kaisa lagta hai beemar hona. Jab main beemar hota tha toh madam char ghante lagatar lambe chude lectures diya karti thi aur ab dekho (acting like Tarika) "wahi sada bhusa juice lakar rakh doge".
Tarika - meri dubbing karna band bhi kariye aur kuch order kar dijiye.
Abhijeet - "Tarika tum beemar ho samjhi esliye no bahar ka khana. Main khud apne hathon se banakar khilaunga tumhe" And he stands like as if he is the best chef.
Tarika (laughing loudly) - hahaha... Abhijeet...tum..aur khana... keh do ki ye majak tha...
Abhijeet - Tarika meri itni badi insult kar rahi ho tum?
Tarika - toh aur kya karun Abhijeet? Tumne bola ki tum apne hathon se khana banaoge (and she again laughs) "ajtak pani bhi ubala hai"
Abhijeet - Dekho Tarika tum jyada hasso mat nahin toh makkhi chali jayegi. "Aur tum mujhse panga le rahi ho Senior Inspector of CID se panga?"
Tarika - "Dekho Abhijeet mujrim pakadne main aur khana banane main lakh gunna antar hota hai samjhe."
Abhijeet - Tarika... Tarika..Tarika tumne abhitak mere hidden talent ko dekha hi kaha hai. Dekh lena main aisa khana banaunga ki tum apni ungliyaan bhi chawa jaogi.
Tarika - Theek kai Abhijeet "toh main tumhe challenge karti hun ki tumne agar tasty khana banaya toh main tumhari ek wish puri karungi aur agar tum haar gaye toh tum meri ek wish ouri karoge" Challenge manjoor?
Abhijeet - Main kabhi bhi peeche nahin hathta hun. Ok "challenge manjoor"
And with that Abhijeet went to the kitchen with full confidence and Tarika lay down on their bed...
A/N - So howw was ittt? Who will win the bet? Must tell this in the review section. Let's see how many of you are right ;)
Will try to update ASAP. And please do review :)
Take care