The Doctors were surrounded by the queen's guards. Two of them pulled out their Sonic Screwdrivers, activated them, and started pointing them at the guards that surrounded them while the elderly one in the beaten up leather jacket incredulously watched.

"Again with the pointing. What are you going to do, assemble a cabinet at them?"

"You know," the Doctor in the sandshoes said. "That doesn't sound like a bad idea."

"I've got a cabinet I picked up at a 30th century IKEA that I've been meaning to assemble." the Doctor in the purple coat said as he pulled a small white box out of his pocket.

After setting the box on the ground, both Doctors stepped back. The box unfolded itself, seemingly growing in size as it did so. When the box finished unfolding, there was no sign of it, just six flat white panels of varying sizes, a packet of screws, two hinges, a small door handle, and a holographic device which was displaying a set of instructions.

"Right then, let's get to work." the Doctor in the long brown coat said as he moved towards the pile of cabinet parts on the ground.

The elderly Doctor in the beat up leather jacket just stood back and buried his face in his hands while the Doctor in the purple coat moved to join his younger self.

Pretty soon, the rather freaked out guards were being ignored in favor of the cabinet. The guards continued to be ignored when Queen Elizabeth showed up. The queen was soon just as ignored as the guards as both Doctors who were working on the cabinet argued over which screws went where while the elderly Doctor in the beat up leather jacket watched in stupefied amazement.

"What's going on?" the bewildered queen asked.

"They're...They're assembling a cabinet at us!" the captain of the queen's guard replied.