Frieza's Haunted Island³
Same as last time (FHI 2), but everyone gets transported in broad daylight when Frieza comes to get them. Trunks packs a mysterious Game System, and Videl packs a Karaoke Machine with almost all of the CDs in the world! ^_^ Hope you enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: We don't own DBZ, and we do not own any of the songs that they sing with the Karaoke Machine, or anything we mention in this fic (EXCEPT DBZ KICK OFF!!!!). BUT WE DO OWN THE ISLAND!!! HA HA! Wanna buy it? Barriers INCLUUUUUDED!!!!
"We don't wanna go!" Goku yelled. "We don't wanna go!"
"Don't be silly!" Frieza exclaimed. "Of course you want to come!"
"NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled.
"Here we go!" Frieza snapped his fingers and they were all instantly transported to the island. Goku and Vegeta sat down cross-legged and started flood crying.
"No, not again!" Krillin whined.
"Well, I don't mind that much…" Yamcha said. "There's nothing else better to do anyway!"
"Next time I think I'll just come voluntarily." Gohan said. Goten and Trunks nodded.
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"What can we do…?" Goku asked as he sat down on the couch of the new capsule-made house. Goku looked up at the ceiling and wondered: "Is this the third or fourth house we've had on this island…?"
"I know what we can do!" Videl stood up. "Karaoke!"
"Uh-oh…."
*~*~*
"Go on! Go-oha-an! Come on, leave me breathle-ess!" Videl was singing "Leave me Breathless" (A/n: sorry, but I ain't got a clue who this one's by. ^^;;;). Goku started laughing as Gohan sighed and hit himself in the forehead. Chi-Chi let out a dreamy sigh and latched herself onto Goku's arm. This, however, stopped Goku's laugh.
"Please, no!" Gohan cried. Krillin and Yamcha grinned, and started nudging Gohan, while Piccolo leaned over Gohan's shoulder grinning. Gohan blushed. Guy-uys!"
*~*~*
"Yo, listen up! Here's the story- about a little guy that lives in a green world! And all day and all night and if you think he sees you're just green like him- inside and outside! Green his house with the green little window! And a green corvrette (A/n: that's the way they say it in the song)! And everything is green for him! And hisself and everybody around! Cuz he ain't got- nobody- to listen to!" Piccolo was singing his version of "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" (A/n: by Eiffel65). He went into the bridge-type thing. (which would take me forever to write), then the chorus. "I have a green house with a green window! Green is the color of all that I (A/n: word?)! Green are the streets, and all the trees are, too! I have a girlfriend- and she is so green!"
Piccolo suddenly burst into tears and dropped to his knees. "BUT I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!! THERE ARE NO FEMALE NAMEKS!!!!!!!!!"
"There, there." Bulma patted Piccolo's back.
"What about the one you found for Dende?" Yamcha asked.
"Ah, she's about four years younger than Dende, so think about her age compared to me." Piccolo said, looking at the ceiling.
"Oh." Everyone nodded.
"MY TURN!!!!!!" Trunks got up sang his remake of "Adrienne" (A/n: by The Calling).
"HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goten ran from the room crying. Everyone looked at Trunks.
"Oops….? Heheh…." Trunks zipped out of the room.
*~*~*
"Last time I talked to you, you were lonely and out of place…" Yamcha fan girls start going crazy and start to scream. "You were lookin down on me. Lost out in spa-a-ace! We laid underneath the stars, strung out and feelin brave. I watched the red orange glow! Watched you float away-ay-ay!" Yamcha sings another verse as Bulma watches with this dreamy look in her eyes.
"And all we are! Is oh so fa-ar!" Yamcha was singing "Somewhere Out There" (A/n: by Our Lady Peace. WHOO-HOO!!!!) to Bulma. (Vegeta: -_-+) "You're falling back to me! You're a star that I can see! I know you're out there- somewhere out there! You're falling out of rea-each! Defying gravity! Oh! I know you're out there- somewhere out there!"
Vegeta couldn't stand it ANYMORE! Vegeta stood: "QUIT FLIRTING WITH MY WIFE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Right, then I guess that's the end of that." Yamcha pouted and handed the microphone to Bulma. Bulma whispered something to Videl, causing Videl's face to go pale.
"Are you sure? Okay then…" Videl swallowed and stuck a CD into the Karaoke Machine. A very familiar beat started playing and everyone screamed.
"NOT THE SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku yelled, covering his ears.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone screamed.
"Oh baby, baby! (Music: DUM DUM DUM!) How was I supposed to know-- that somethin wasn't right here? Oh baby, baby! I shouldn't have let you go! And now you're out of sight, yeah! Show me how- you want it to be! Tell me baby, because I need to know, now! Oh, because!"
"My loneliness is killin me!" Bulma started doing some of the movements to the song. (A/n: If you don't know this song… my GOSH, you are so deprived. But if you haven't, that's probably a GOOD thing! Lol) "Killin mae! I must confess- I still believe! Still believe! When I'm not with you I lose my mind! Give me a sigh-hi-hi-hi-hign! Hit me Veggie one more time!"
Goku cracked up laughing and Vegeta just stared at Bulma. Vegeta stood, then walked over to the wall and paused. He suddenly started banging his head on the wall. Goku stood up: "HEY! Basketball!"
Goku started bouncing Vegeta's head against the wall, which, amazingly, Vegeta did not mind. Everyone else just stared, the music to "…Baby One More Time" (a/n: by Britney Spears) continued on. But ol' Goku just bounced Vegeta's head TOO many times, and Vegeta went through the wall. Goku laughed a little. "Whoo-hoops!"
"KAKAROTT!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta stood up and started chasing Goku. Everyone watched them run around the couch three times before Vegeta stopped. He stomped over to Bulma and took the microphone. Another song started up. He let the first verse pass before joining in on the chorus.
"You drive me CRAZY! I just can't sleep! I'm so annoyed, I'm in too deep! Oh-oh-oh, CRAZY! It don't feel alright! Goku, thinking of you keeps me up-all-night!"
"I'm so touched, Vegeta!" Goku sniffed. "I didn't know you thought of me all night!"
"ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta once again gave chase to one of our favorite heroes of DBZ.
"Do you wanna sing, Gohan?" Piccolo asked.
"No thanks, guys!" Gohan shook his head and tried to come up with an excuse. "I- I can't sing!"
"Hey, guys, it's Gohan's turn!" Krillin declared. Goku jumped over the back of the couch and sat down next to Chi-Chi. Vegeta mumbled something, walked around the couch and sat down in the farthest place possible away from Goku.
"No, I-"
"Come on, Gohan!"
"I hate you." Gohan said to Krillin. Krillin smiled and Gohan stood up. "Um… okay…. uh… song… scanning brain-"
"If there is one!" Vegeta started laughing at his own joke. Bulma elbowed him hard in the stomach: "Ouch!"
"Okay, I've got it." Gohan plugged in a CD and put it on a certain song.
"I don't wanna waste your time! Make you hang around thinking you done wrong! You can only wait for me for soooo long. I ain't comin over provin nothin! Cause I know it's always somethin! And how you value your time alone."
"So I'm outta here! Cause I know I'm nowhere near! What you want! What you want! What you're lookin for!" Gohan was singing "Nowhere Near" (A/n: by Summercamp). "I don't wanna make you smile! Just to see it all turn around! When you decide that I just let youuuu down. But I ain't makin up my mind just yet! How easy I forget- just how you- act to my confusioooooooOOOn! So I'm outta here! Cause I know I'm nowhere near! What you want! What you want! What you're lookin for- EEEEEEE!!!!" Gohan nearly fell over as something grabbed onto his knees.
"NO, GOHAN, YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Videl yelled.
"Videl, it's just a song." Gohan blushed.
"Okay, next!" Yamcha said.
"Hey, how about Goku?" They all looked down the couch at Goku.
"Eheheheh!" Goku looked at the floor and went silent.
"Or Chi-Chi?"
"No thanks! Goku is the better singer!" So Chi-Chi went on to sing "A thousand Miles" (A/n: by Vanessa Carlton) and Goku sang "Wherever You Will Go" (A/n: by The Calling). (A/n: I don't really have anyone to sing "Saiyan Boi", my remake of "Sk8er Boi" (by Avril Lavigne!!! YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!)…)
"My turn! My turn!" Goten got up and got Videl to put a CD in for him. "YOU KEEP ME SPINNING AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone covered their ears in horror. Who knew that boy could go so high??? The glass started cracking. "SHUT IT OFF!" Goku yelled, the vibrations of Goten's voice were killing them!
"I'M TRYING!" Videl finally shut it off with the remote and everyone sighed. "Oh, I'm sorry, Goten! The power must of gone out-" Vegeta quickly turned off the lights. "We'll try again later."
"Oh, okay…" Goten sighed, a little disappointed.
"What can we do now?" Bulma asked.
"DBZ KICK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks yelled, holding up a square-shaped game system.
"What's 'DBZ Kick Off'?" Goku asked.
"Basically Super Smash Brothers with all of us for characters." Trunks said. They all stared.
"What's Super Smash Brothers?" Vegeta asked. Trunks let the DBZ Kick Off gaming system fall to his knees as he stared ahead.
"You people make me SICK." Trunks started towards the TV. "Come on, Goten."
"Okay!" Goten jumped over the couch and they started to hook up DBZ Kick Off to the TV.
"Those two." Bulma shook her head. "Well, what should WE do?"
"DIBS ON ME!" Trunks yelled, raising his hand in the air.
"Wow, look there's me!" Goten exclaimed. "I wanna be me, I wanna be me- wait, there's Daddy!"
"Huh?" Goku walked over to the TV.
"I wanna be my Dad!" Goten yelled.
"Oh, but I wanna be me!" Goku said, really excited about playing this game.
"Oh, okay…." Goten was silent for a few moments. "Then I'll be Uncle VEGETA!"
"What? NO!!!" Vegeta dove over the couch, grabbed a controller and clicked the a button down on the Vegeta square which was on the character select screen. There were twelve lighted up squares with everyone (except Frieza) who was on the island now. But there were three black squares on the left side diagonally above the twelve playable characters (same thing for the other side), and two squares on the sides, connected to the middle squares of the three squares. (A/n: I've got a picture somewhere…) There was a button on a column that ran across the top of the screen. It said: "Free-For-All".
"Oh, well!" Goten smiled. "I always wanted to know what it was like to be me, anyway!" Goku, Trunks, and Vegeta stared. "…WHATEVER!"
"Huh?" This drew everyone else's attention and some of them would pick up a controller and click on their character.
"Would everyone who wishes to play PLEASE hurry up and PLAY!!!!!?" Trunks was getting peeved. They all quickly picked up a controller and clicked on their character- except for Yamcha.
"What happens when I press this?" Yamcha pressed "A" on the "Free-For-All" button. Suddenly, the squares with characters had a new button on them, and the backgrounds changed to different colors. They all started "oohing and ahing" as they pressed the new button which changed their color.
"CHANGE IT BACK!!!" Trunks yelled.
"Okay, okay…" Yamcha went to press the "Free-For-All" button. "Hey, now it says 'Teams'!"
"Ooh!" Everyone stared.
"Alright, look, people," Trunks began to explain this game a little "This game has four modes that I can think of. Adventure Mode where you have to beat all the bad guys, Free-For-All Verses, Teams Verses, and Adventure Mode Two Player. You all should know what those four modes do. Then you have two modes for Verses. You have Normal Verses, and Time Verses. In Normal Verses, you die off after using up all of your lives. To win, you gotta be the last one standing. We're gonna play with one since there are so many of us. In Time Verses, you have a certain amount of time. In order to win you have to be the one who gets the most points. You get points by killing, and lose points when you die. Now you guys had BETTER get it." Trunks changed it back to Free-For-All and pressed start. "Now where do you guys wanna go?"
"Um…" There were only ten lighted up choices, and there were two black squares up in the corners.
"What's this?" Yamcha pressed a button that said "Random" and they were all taken to a different screen. Trunks glared at the TV.
"THAT would take you to a random fighting zone."
"Oh." Yamcha smiled. "Cool!"
"Hey, we're at Namek!" Piccolo declared. They all looked up at the TV. Sure enough, their random fighting zone had been chosen, and they were on planet Namek. "AWESOME!!!!"
"ONE!" The TV yelled and flashed the word "ONE". "TWO!" Same as last time, but now it read: "TWO". "THREE! GO!"
"Guys, it just yelled 'Go' at me…" Goku said.
"That means start fighting." Trunks said.
"Oh." Goku nodded.
"ARGH!" Trunks punched Piccolo, causing the man from Namek to gasp.
"Why, you little-" Piccolo was then hit upside the head with a frying pan which Goku had just picked up.
"Awesome!" Trunks and Goku gave each other a high five. Piccolo stood up and Trunks and Goku started attacking him. The next thing he knew, Piccolo was soaring through the air.
"Trunks! Quick! How do I fly?" Piccolo asked, turning to the purple-haired boy.
"You can't fly without the Angel Wings!" Goten smiled and pressed "A" to pick up the Angel Wings item, which had just come down. He flew up next to Piccolo. "Byebye!" Goten did a back flip, kicking Piccolo higher into the air.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Piccolo screamed.
"K! O!" The TV flashed a "K.O." real quick.
"I lost?" Piccolo shook his head. "WHATEVER!" Piccolo walked off.
"Ouch! You're hitting me! Hey! Stop hitting me! BULMA, QUIT HITTING ME!" Vegeta yelled.
"Vegeta! It is the POINT of the GAME!" Bulma yelled.
"Well in that case!" Vegeta punched Bulma and she went flying off the screen. The TV once again declared a K.O.
"You hit me!"
"Bulma, it's the point of the game." Vegeta said.
"Hey, what's this do?" Yamcha asked. He picked up an light orange colored ball with one star.
"Hey, that's a dragonball!" Goku said.
"You can bring somebody back to life with it," Trunks said. "In Times Verses you can use it on anyone and it will remove a TKO."
"Cool!" Yamcha pressed "A" again to use the dragonball. A little screen popped up and the game paused.
"Come on!" Gohan yelled.
"Um, I bring back…" There were two squares. A square with Piccolo and a square with Bulma. "Bulma!"
Yamcha pressed "A" on Bulma and Bulma came back to life. Bulma smiled. "Thank you, Yamcha!"
"You're welcome, Bulma!" Yamcha smiled back.
"Hey, you, quit flirting with my wife!" Vegeta rammed Yamcha, sending the man off the screen.
"Don't worry, Yamcha, I'll bring you back with a dragonball!" Bulma called.
"Okay!" Yamcha sat back and decided to watch Goku and Chi-Chi as Vegeta and Bulma continued yelling at each other.
"And you're flirting, too!" Vegeta yelled. "You're MARRIED for goodness sake!"
"Shut up, Vegeta!" Bulma yelled.
"Flirt…"
"I AM NOT A FLIRT!" Vegeta punched Bulma.
"K! O!"
"DARN YOU, VEGETA!!!!!!!!!!"
"If I hit you, will you forgive me?" Goku asked.
"No." Chi-Chi responded. Goku sighed and they just stood there.
"HAHAHAHAHA!" Eighteen punched Chi-Chi, sending her flying.
"Eightee-een!" Chi-Chi whined.
"It's the point of the game, Chi-Chi."
"Well this is a STUPID game, anyway! I don't LIKE fighting! Hmph!" Chi-Chi walked off, and Piccolo returned.
"Am I still dead?"
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Eighteen screeched as Goku K.O.'d her.
"Uh, yeah."
"Darn." Piccolo sat back down.
"Hey, look, it's another dragonball!" Yamcha picked up the dragon ball and pressed "A".
"What does a dragonball do?" Piccolo asked.
"It brings somebody back to life!" Goten exclaimed.
"Oh…" Piccolo's eyes widened. "YAMCHA, IF YOU DON'T BRING ME BACK I WILL *NEVER* PLAY BARBIE DREAM DATE WITH YOU *EVER* AGAIN!!!!!!"
"Oh no…!" Yamcha looked from the Bulma square to the Piccolo square. Of course, there were always the others (Chi-Chi and Eighteen), but he wasn't interested in them. "Eeny meeny- no! eeny meeny miney- no, wait! Eeny meeny miney mo, catch a tiger by it's toe, if it hollers- NO!"
"YAMCHA HURRY IT UP!!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled.
"Um, right." Yamcha looked back at the screen. "Eeny meeny-"
"YAMCHA!!!!!!!!" Krillin and Gohan yelled at the top of their lungs.
"AW, *HECK*, SHE'S MARRIED *ANYWAY*!!!!!!" Yamcha clicked on Piccolo.
"NO!!!!!" Bulma shook her head.
"YES!!!!!" Piccolo grinned.
"YAMCHA, YOU CHEATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bulma ran from the room crying.
"Better go after her, Vegeta, or he-" Goku pointed at Yamcha who was staring after Bulma who ran off down the hall. "-will."
Vegeta mumbled something. "FINE! Brat, finish me off."
"Okay!" Trunks kicked his father and Vegeta went flying.
"K! O!" The TV declared once again.
"I'll be back in a minute." Vegeta mumbled and walked out of the room.
"You're not goin without me!" Yamcha yelled.
"Yamcha, just stop it." Eighteen grabbed the back of his shirt. Yamcha sighed.
"Fine. HEY! I'm DEAD!" Yamcha looked over at Gohan. Gohan shook his head and pointed at Videl.
"Sorry, but you were getting annoying," Videl said. She tossed her hair (A/n: she's like me- ain't got nothin to toss! I WANT MY HAIR BACK!!!!!) back with her hand.
"Meanie." Yamcha pouted.
"Hey, what's that little flashing star thing that just popped out of the sky?" Krillin asked.
"Huh?" They all looked back at the screen to see the sky was a navy blue and, like Krillin said, there was a little flashing star. There was some writing on the star, and everyone caught what it said just as:
"Super Saiyan10, here I come!" Goten cried. He jumped up and grabbed the star. The sky went back to normal and Goten was pure gold- his hair and his clothes, all gold. Everyone started freaking out.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" As Goten fell back to the ground, everyone scattered. Goten grinned.
"Here we GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" Goten pressed a button (no one knew, because no one looked), and the Goten on the TV clenched his fists, yelled: "Here I go!", then a gold shaped dome came out from his body and got bigger, filling up the entire screen. Then the TV told them what happened:
"K! O!" "K.O." appeared on the screen for the last time during that battle, and then the TV said: "Goten WINS!" All of the other players stood there in the background clapping, while Goten was in the foreground jumping around and punching his fists in the air. They all stared at the jumping Goten. They all turned to look at the real Goten, who was jumping around and punching his fists in the air:
"OH yeah! I won!" Goku looked at Piccolo and the two nodded.
"How did you do that?"
"Do what?" Goten turned to Gohan.
"Go Super Saiyan10!" Gohan turned to his little brother.
"Simple, I just grabbed the little flashing star that said: 'SS10'," Goten said. "You can do, it, too!"
"Let's play again." Goku and Gohan said, picking up their controllers, and looking at the screen.
"What about us?" Krillin asked.
"Nope, sorry, only the Saiyans can do it." Trunks said.
"Nuts!" Piccolo pouted. "I wanted to look all gold, too!"
"Let me guess, you would also smell all gold inside?" Yamcha asked. Piccolo smiled and nodded really fast. "Oh brother…"
"When you go Super Saiyan10, it will only last for five seconds, and it's very rare that you ever get to even SEE it," Goten said. "We got lucky!"
"Yeah," Trunks nodded. "Anyway, when you go SS10, you're invincible, and you can even jump off the platform and you won't die!"
"Yeah!" Goten nodded. "You can go Super Saiyan one, two, and three!"
"Just how many people can play this game, Trunks?" Videl glanced at the screen. They were at character select.
"Well, there are twenty controllers," Trunks said. "But there are only twelve characters."
"See those little black squares?" Yamcha asked. "I think that's where the unlockable characters go!"
"Hey!" Goten and Trunks looked at each other.
"Well, I don't think I'll be playing this time," Videl said. "I think it's kinda dumb how only the Saiyans can go invincible and Super Saiyan."
"Actually, the humans can go invincible with Master Roshi's Stick." Trunks said.
"Yeah!" Goten started jumping up and down. "I like to whack people with it!"
"The only bad thing is," Trunks said, frowning. "When Saiyans use the stick, they can't go invincible! And you see Master Roshi's Stick more than the SS10 item!"
Piccolo and Yamcha grinned at each other. "We'll play another game!"
"Okay, she's fine," Vegeta said. Chi-Chi, Eighteen, and Videl stared. "WHAT!!!?"
Eighteen, Chi-Chi, and Videl shook their heads, then walked off down the hall. So Goten, Goku, Gohan, Trunks, Piccolo, Yamcha, and Vegeta went on to play another game. "Look, it's a Super Saiyan power up item!" Goku smiled. "Yay! I'm gonna go Super Saiyan!"
"ARGH!!!!!!!!" Piccolo jumped over Goku and grabbed the SS Item. Goku stared.
"Hey!"
"Even if I can't use them," Piccolo said. "I can still keep you Saiyans from getting them!"
Goku glared at Piccolo. "I. Am. Going. To. Kill. You. I ALMOST GO TO GO SUPER SAIYAN!!!!!!!!!"
"IT'S MASTER ROSHI'S STICK!!!!!!!!!" All of the Saiyans yelled. "DON'T LET THE HUMANS GET IT!!!!!!!!"
"Aha!" Goku grabbed the item and turned to Piccolo. "I am SOOOOOO going to whack you!"
Piccolo screamed. "GOKU'S GONNA WHACK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!" Goku began to laugh manically.
"And once Goku whacks YOU, I'm going to whack HIM!" Vegeta declared.
"OH MY GOSH IT'S THE Z SWORD!!!!!!!!!!!" Yamcha screamed.
"Huh?" Goku dropped Master Roshi's Stick and it disappeared.
"DON'T LET GOHAN GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone except Gohan screamed and headed for the Z Sword. Gohan jumped up and grabbed the Z Sword:
"YEAH!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone ran in terror and ended up in the corner of the "Earth" fighting zone. They all continued running, but they weren't getting anywhere because they were stuck in the corner. Of course they could of moved, but they were all terrified into stupidity. Gohan laughed and made one slice with the Z Sword. So then the TV declared:
"K! O!……..Gohan WINS!" The Gohan on TV swung the Z Sword to his left, did a quarter turn and let the Z Sword drop onto his shoulder. The real Gohan started jumping around.
"I WON! I WON! I WON! I WOOOOOO-OOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"So can everyone use the Z Sword?" Piccolo asked.
"Yeah." Goten nodded.
"But no one can use it as lethally as Gohan." Trunks said. Piccolo nodded.
"It figures."
Now that our friends are back on the island, what is to become of them? Apparently they're enjoying themselves. In the next chapter, Vegeta feeds the two youngest Saiyans too much cake! What will happen? What will the boys do? Will everyone else want to kill Vegeta for boys CAKE!??? Find out next time on FHI: Too Much Cake!
Same as last time (FHI 2), but everyone gets transported in broad daylight when Frieza comes to get them. Trunks packs a mysterious Game System, and Videl packs a Karaoke Machine with almost all of the CDs in the world! ^_^ Hope you enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: We don't own DBZ, and we do not own any of the songs that they sing with the Karaoke Machine, or anything we mention in this fic (EXCEPT DBZ KICK OFF!!!!). BUT WE DO OWN THE ISLAND!!! HA HA! Wanna buy it? Barriers INCLUUUUUDED!!!!
"We don't wanna go!" Goku yelled. "We don't wanna go!"
"Don't be silly!" Frieza exclaimed. "Of course you want to come!"
"NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled.
"Here we go!" Frieza snapped his fingers and they were all instantly transported to the island. Goku and Vegeta sat down cross-legged and started flood crying.
"No, not again!" Krillin whined.
"Well, I don't mind that much…" Yamcha said. "There's nothing else better to do anyway!"
"Next time I think I'll just come voluntarily." Gohan said. Goten and Trunks nodded.
*~*~*
"What can we do…?" Goku asked as he sat down on the couch of the new capsule-made house. Goku looked up at the ceiling and wondered: "Is this the third or fourth house we've had on this island…?"
"I know what we can do!" Videl stood up. "Karaoke!"
"Uh-oh…."
*~*~*
"Go on! Go-oha-an! Come on, leave me breathle-ess!" Videl was singing "Leave me Breathless" (A/n: sorry, but I ain't got a clue who this one's by. ^^;;;). Goku started laughing as Gohan sighed and hit himself in the forehead. Chi-Chi let out a dreamy sigh and latched herself onto Goku's arm. This, however, stopped Goku's laugh.
"Please, no!" Gohan cried. Krillin and Yamcha grinned, and started nudging Gohan, while Piccolo leaned over Gohan's shoulder grinning. Gohan blushed. Guy-uys!"
*~*~*
"Yo, listen up! Here's the story- about a little guy that lives in a green world! And all day and all night and if you think he sees you're just green like him- inside and outside! Green his house with the green little window! And a green corvrette (A/n: that's the way they say it in the song)! And everything is green for him! And hisself and everybody around! Cuz he ain't got- nobody- to listen to!" Piccolo was singing his version of "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" (A/n: by Eiffel65). He went into the bridge-type thing. (which would take me forever to write), then the chorus. "I have a green house with a green window! Green is the color of all that I (A/n: word?)! Green are the streets, and all the trees are, too! I have a girlfriend- and she is so green!"
Piccolo suddenly burst into tears and dropped to his knees. "BUT I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!! THERE ARE NO FEMALE NAMEKS!!!!!!!!!"
"There, there." Bulma patted Piccolo's back.
"What about the one you found for Dende?" Yamcha asked.
"Ah, she's about four years younger than Dende, so think about her age compared to me." Piccolo said, looking at the ceiling.
"Oh." Everyone nodded.
"MY TURN!!!!!!" Trunks got up sang his remake of "Adrienne" (A/n: by The Calling).
"HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goten ran from the room crying. Everyone looked at Trunks.
"Oops….? Heheh…." Trunks zipped out of the room.
*~*~*
"Last time I talked to you, you were lonely and out of place…" Yamcha fan girls start going crazy and start to scream. "You were lookin down on me. Lost out in spa-a-ace! We laid underneath the stars, strung out and feelin brave. I watched the red orange glow! Watched you float away-ay-ay!" Yamcha sings another verse as Bulma watches with this dreamy look in her eyes.
"And all we are! Is oh so fa-ar!" Yamcha was singing "Somewhere Out There" (A/n: by Our Lady Peace. WHOO-HOO!!!!) to Bulma. (Vegeta: -_-+) "You're falling back to me! You're a star that I can see! I know you're out there- somewhere out there! You're falling out of rea-each! Defying gravity! Oh! I know you're out there- somewhere out there!"
Vegeta couldn't stand it ANYMORE! Vegeta stood: "QUIT FLIRTING WITH MY WIFE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Right, then I guess that's the end of that." Yamcha pouted and handed the microphone to Bulma. Bulma whispered something to Videl, causing Videl's face to go pale.
"Are you sure? Okay then…" Videl swallowed and stuck a CD into the Karaoke Machine. A very familiar beat started playing and everyone screamed.
"NOT THE SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku yelled, covering his ears.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone screamed.
"Oh baby, baby! (Music: DUM DUM DUM!) How was I supposed to know-- that somethin wasn't right here? Oh baby, baby! I shouldn't have let you go! And now you're out of sight, yeah! Show me how- you want it to be! Tell me baby, because I need to know, now! Oh, because!"
"My loneliness is killin me!" Bulma started doing some of the movements to the song. (A/n: If you don't know this song… my GOSH, you are so deprived. But if you haven't, that's probably a GOOD thing! Lol) "Killin mae! I must confess- I still believe! Still believe! When I'm not with you I lose my mind! Give me a sigh-hi-hi-hi-hign! Hit me Veggie one more time!"
Goku cracked up laughing and Vegeta just stared at Bulma. Vegeta stood, then walked over to the wall and paused. He suddenly started banging his head on the wall. Goku stood up: "HEY! Basketball!"
Goku started bouncing Vegeta's head against the wall, which, amazingly, Vegeta did not mind. Everyone else just stared, the music to "…Baby One More Time" (a/n: by Britney Spears) continued on. But ol' Goku just bounced Vegeta's head TOO many times, and Vegeta went through the wall. Goku laughed a little. "Whoo-hoops!"
"KAKAROTT!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta stood up and started chasing Goku. Everyone watched them run around the couch three times before Vegeta stopped. He stomped over to Bulma and took the microphone. Another song started up. He let the first verse pass before joining in on the chorus.
"You drive me CRAZY! I just can't sleep! I'm so annoyed, I'm in too deep! Oh-oh-oh, CRAZY! It don't feel alright! Goku, thinking of you keeps me up-all-night!"
"I'm so touched, Vegeta!" Goku sniffed. "I didn't know you thought of me all night!"
"ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta once again gave chase to one of our favorite heroes of DBZ.
"Do you wanna sing, Gohan?" Piccolo asked.
"No thanks, guys!" Gohan shook his head and tried to come up with an excuse. "I- I can't sing!"
"Hey, guys, it's Gohan's turn!" Krillin declared. Goku jumped over the back of the couch and sat down next to Chi-Chi. Vegeta mumbled something, walked around the couch and sat down in the farthest place possible away from Goku.
"No, I-"
"Come on, Gohan!"
"I hate you." Gohan said to Krillin. Krillin smiled and Gohan stood up. "Um… okay…. uh… song… scanning brain-"
"If there is one!" Vegeta started laughing at his own joke. Bulma elbowed him hard in the stomach: "Ouch!"
"Okay, I've got it." Gohan plugged in a CD and put it on a certain song.
"I don't wanna waste your time! Make you hang around thinking you done wrong! You can only wait for me for soooo long. I ain't comin over provin nothin! Cause I know it's always somethin! And how you value your time alone."
"So I'm outta here! Cause I know I'm nowhere near! What you want! What you want! What you're lookin for!" Gohan was singing "Nowhere Near" (A/n: by Summercamp). "I don't wanna make you smile! Just to see it all turn around! When you decide that I just let youuuu down. But I ain't makin up my mind just yet! How easy I forget- just how you- act to my confusioooooooOOOn! So I'm outta here! Cause I know I'm nowhere near! What you want! What you want! What you're lookin for- EEEEEEE!!!!" Gohan nearly fell over as something grabbed onto his knees.
"NO, GOHAN, YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Videl yelled.
"Videl, it's just a song." Gohan blushed.
"Okay, next!" Yamcha said.
"Hey, how about Goku?" They all looked down the couch at Goku.
"Eheheheh!" Goku looked at the floor and went silent.
"Or Chi-Chi?"
"No thanks! Goku is the better singer!" So Chi-Chi went on to sing "A thousand Miles" (A/n: by Vanessa Carlton) and Goku sang "Wherever You Will Go" (A/n: by The Calling). (A/n: I don't really have anyone to sing "Saiyan Boi", my remake of "Sk8er Boi" (by Avril Lavigne!!! YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!)…)
"My turn! My turn!" Goten got up and got Videl to put a CD in for him. "YOU KEEP ME SPINNING AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone covered their ears in horror. Who knew that boy could go so high??? The glass started cracking. "SHUT IT OFF!" Goku yelled, the vibrations of Goten's voice were killing them!
"I'M TRYING!" Videl finally shut it off with the remote and everyone sighed. "Oh, I'm sorry, Goten! The power must of gone out-" Vegeta quickly turned off the lights. "We'll try again later."
"Oh, okay…" Goten sighed, a little disappointed.
"What can we do now?" Bulma asked.
"DBZ KICK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks yelled, holding up a square-shaped game system.
"What's 'DBZ Kick Off'?" Goku asked.
"Basically Super Smash Brothers with all of us for characters." Trunks said. They all stared.
"What's Super Smash Brothers?" Vegeta asked. Trunks let the DBZ Kick Off gaming system fall to his knees as he stared ahead.
"You people make me SICK." Trunks started towards the TV. "Come on, Goten."
"Okay!" Goten jumped over the couch and they started to hook up DBZ Kick Off to the TV.
"Those two." Bulma shook her head. "Well, what should WE do?"
"DIBS ON ME!" Trunks yelled, raising his hand in the air.
"Wow, look there's me!" Goten exclaimed. "I wanna be me, I wanna be me- wait, there's Daddy!"
"Huh?" Goku walked over to the TV.
"I wanna be my Dad!" Goten yelled.
"Oh, but I wanna be me!" Goku said, really excited about playing this game.
"Oh, okay…." Goten was silent for a few moments. "Then I'll be Uncle VEGETA!"
"What? NO!!!" Vegeta dove over the couch, grabbed a controller and clicked the a button down on the Vegeta square which was on the character select screen. There were twelve lighted up squares with everyone (except Frieza) who was on the island now. But there were three black squares on the left side diagonally above the twelve playable characters (same thing for the other side), and two squares on the sides, connected to the middle squares of the three squares. (A/n: I've got a picture somewhere…) There was a button on a column that ran across the top of the screen. It said: "Free-For-All".
"Oh, well!" Goten smiled. "I always wanted to know what it was like to be me, anyway!" Goku, Trunks, and Vegeta stared. "…WHATEVER!"
"Huh?" This drew everyone else's attention and some of them would pick up a controller and click on their character.
"Would everyone who wishes to play PLEASE hurry up and PLAY!!!!!?" Trunks was getting peeved. They all quickly picked up a controller and clicked on their character- except for Yamcha.
"What happens when I press this?" Yamcha pressed "A" on the "Free-For-All" button. Suddenly, the squares with characters had a new button on them, and the backgrounds changed to different colors. They all started "oohing and ahing" as they pressed the new button which changed their color.
"CHANGE IT BACK!!!" Trunks yelled.
"Okay, okay…" Yamcha went to press the "Free-For-All" button. "Hey, now it says 'Teams'!"
"Ooh!" Everyone stared.
"Alright, look, people," Trunks began to explain this game a little "This game has four modes that I can think of. Adventure Mode where you have to beat all the bad guys, Free-For-All Verses, Teams Verses, and Adventure Mode Two Player. You all should know what those four modes do. Then you have two modes for Verses. You have Normal Verses, and Time Verses. In Normal Verses, you die off after using up all of your lives. To win, you gotta be the last one standing. We're gonna play with one since there are so many of us. In Time Verses, you have a certain amount of time. In order to win you have to be the one who gets the most points. You get points by killing, and lose points when you die. Now you guys had BETTER get it." Trunks changed it back to Free-For-All and pressed start. "Now where do you guys wanna go?"
"Um…" There were only ten lighted up choices, and there were two black squares up in the corners.
"What's this?" Yamcha pressed a button that said "Random" and they were all taken to a different screen. Trunks glared at the TV.
"THAT would take you to a random fighting zone."
"Oh." Yamcha smiled. "Cool!"
"Hey, we're at Namek!" Piccolo declared. They all looked up at the TV. Sure enough, their random fighting zone had been chosen, and they were on planet Namek. "AWESOME!!!!"
"ONE!" The TV yelled and flashed the word "ONE". "TWO!" Same as last time, but now it read: "TWO". "THREE! GO!"
"Guys, it just yelled 'Go' at me…" Goku said.
"That means start fighting." Trunks said.
"Oh." Goku nodded.
"ARGH!" Trunks punched Piccolo, causing the man from Namek to gasp.
"Why, you little-" Piccolo was then hit upside the head with a frying pan which Goku had just picked up.
"Awesome!" Trunks and Goku gave each other a high five. Piccolo stood up and Trunks and Goku started attacking him. The next thing he knew, Piccolo was soaring through the air.
"Trunks! Quick! How do I fly?" Piccolo asked, turning to the purple-haired boy.
"You can't fly without the Angel Wings!" Goten smiled and pressed "A" to pick up the Angel Wings item, which had just come down. He flew up next to Piccolo. "Byebye!" Goten did a back flip, kicking Piccolo higher into the air.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Piccolo screamed.
"K! O!" The TV flashed a "K.O." real quick.
"I lost?" Piccolo shook his head. "WHATEVER!" Piccolo walked off.
"Ouch! You're hitting me! Hey! Stop hitting me! BULMA, QUIT HITTING ME!" Vegeta yelled.
"Vegeta! It is the POINT of the GAME!" Bulma yelled.
"Well in that case!" Vegeta punched Bulma and she went flying off the screen. The TV once again declared a K.O.
"You hit me!"
"Bulma, it's the point of the game." Vegeta said.
"Hey, what's this do?" Yamcha asked. He picked up an light orange colored ball with one star.
"Hey, that's a dragonball!" Goku said.
"You can bring somebody back to life with it," Trunks said. "In Times Verses you can use it on anyone and it will remove a TKO."
"Cool!" Yamcha pressed "A" again to use the dragonball. A little screen popped up and the game paused.
"Come on!" Gohan yelled.
"Um, I bring back…" There were two squares. A square with Piccolo and a square with Bulma. "Bulma!"
Yamcha pressed "A" on Bulma and Bulma came back to life. Bulma smiled. "Thank you, Yamcha!"
"You're welcome, Bulma!" Yamcha smiled back.
"Hey, you, quit flirting with my wife!" Vegeta rammed Yamcha, sending the man off the screen.
"Don't worry, Yamcha, I'll bring you back with a dragonball!" Bulma called.
"Okay!" Yamcha sat back and decided to watch Goku and Chi-Chi as Vegeta and Bulma continued yelling at each other.
"And you're flirting, too!" Vegeta yelled. "You're MARRIED for goodness sake!"
"Shut up, Vegeta!" Bulma yelled.
"Flirt…"
"I AM NOT A FLIRT!" Vegeta punched Bulma.
"K! O!"
"DARN YOU, VEGETA!!!!!!!!!!"
"If I hit you, will you forgive me?" Goku asked.
"No." Chi-Chi responded. Goku sighed and they just stood there.
"HAHAHAHAHA!" Eighteen punched Chi-Chi, sending her flying.
"Eightee-een!" Chi-Chi whined.
"It's the point of the game, Chi-Chi."
"Well this is a STUPID game, anyway! I don't LIKE fighting! Hmph!" Chi-Chi walked off, and Piccolo returned.
"Am I still dead?"
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Eighteen screeched as Goku K.O.'d her.
"Uh, yeah."
"Darn." Piccolo sat back down.
"Hey, look, it's another dragonball!" Yamcha picked up the dragon ball and pressed "A".
"What does a dragonball do?" Piccolo asked.
"It brings somebody back to life!" Goten exclaimed.
"Oh…" Piccolo's eyes widened. "YAMCHA, IF YOU DON'T BRING ME BACK I WILL *NEVER* PLAY BARBIE DREAM DATE WITH YOU *EVER* AGAIN!!!!!!"
"Oh no…!" Yamcha looked from the Bulma square to the Piccolo square. Of course, there were always the others (Chi-Chi and Eighteen), but he wasn't interested in them. "Eeny meeny- no! eeny meeny miney- no, wait! Eeny meeny miney mo, catch a tiger by it's toe, if it hollers- NO!"
"YAMCHA HURRY IT UP!!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled.
"Um, right." Yamcha looked back at the screen. "Eeny meeny-"
"YAMCHA!!!!!!!!" Krillin and Gohan yelled at the top of their lungs.
"AW, *HECK*, SHE'S MARRIED *ANYWAY*!!!!!!" Yamcha clicked on Piccolo.
"NO!!!!!" Bulma shook her head.
"YES!!!!!" Piccolo grinned.
"YAMCHA, YOU CHEATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bulma ran from the room crying.
"Better go after her, Vegeta, or he-" Goku pointed at Yamcha who was staring after Bulma who ran off down the hall. "-will."
Vegeta mumbled something. "FINE! Brat, finish me off."
"Okay!" Trunks kicked his father and Vegeta went flying.
"K! O!" The TV declared once again.
"I'll be back in a minute." Vegeta mumbled and walked out of the room.
"You're not goin without me!" Yamcha yelled.
"Yamcha, just stop it." Eighteen grabbed the back of his shirt. Yamcha sighed.
"Fine. HEY! I'm DEAD!" Yamcha looked over at Gohan. Gohan shook his head and pointed at Videl.
"Sorry, but you were getting annoying," Videl said. She tossed her hair (A/n: she's like me- ain't got nothin to toss! I WANT MY HAIR BACK!!!!!) back with her hand.
"Meanie." Yamcha pouted.
"Hey, what's that little flashing star thing that just popped out of the sky?" Krillin asked.
"Huh?" They all looked back at the screen to see the sky was a navy blue and, like Krillin said, there was a little flashing star. There was some writing on the star, and everyone caught what it said just as:
"Super Saiyan10, here I come!" Goten cried. He jumped up and grabbed the star. The sky went back to normal and Goten was pure gold- his hair and his clothes, all gold. Everyone started freaking out.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" As Goten fell back to the ground, everyone scattered. Goten grinned.
"Here we GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" Goten pressed a button (no one knew, because no one looked), and the Goten on the TV clenched his fists, yelled: "Here I go!", then a gold shaped dome came out from his body and got bigger, filling up the entire screen. Then the TV told them what happened:
"K! O!" "K.O." appeared on the screen for the last time during that battle, and then the TV said: "Goten WINS!" All of the other players stood there in the background clapping, while Goten was in the foreground jumping around and punching his fists in the air. They all stared at the jumping Goten. They all turned to look at the real Goten, who was jumping around and punching his fists in the air:
"OH yeah! I won!" Goku looked at Piccolo and the two nodded.
"How did you do that?"
"Do what?" Goten turned to Gohan.
"Go Super Saiyan10!" Gohan turned to his little brother.
"Simple, I just grabbed the little flashing star that said: 'SS10'," Goten said. "You can do, it, too!"
"Let's play again." Goku and Gohan said, picking up their controllers, and looking at the screen.
"What about us?" Krillin asked.
"Nope, sorry, only the Saiyans can do it." Trunks said.
"Nuts!" Piccolo pouted. "I wanted to look all gold, too!"
"Let me guess, you would also smell all gold inside?" Yamcha asked. Piccolo smiled and nodded really fast. "Oh brother…"
"When you go Super Saiyan10, it will only last for five seconds, and it's very rare that you ever get to even SEE it," Goten said. "We got lucky!"
"Yeah," Trunks nodded. "Anyway, when you go SS10, you're invincible, and you can even jump off the platform and you won't die!"
"Yeah!" Goten nodded. "You can go Super Saiyan one, two, and three!"
"Just how many people can play this game, Trunks?" Videl glanced at the screen. They were at character select.
"Well, there are twenty controllers," Trunks said. "But there are only twelve characters."
"See those little black squares?" Yamcha asked. "I think that's where the unlockable characters go!"
"Hey!" Goten and Trunks looked at each other.
"Well, I don't think I'll be playing this time," Videl said. "I think it's kinda dumb how only the Saiyans can go invincible and Super Saiyan."
"Actually, the humans can go invincible with Master Roshi's Stick." Trunks said.
"Yeah!" Goten started jumping up and down. "I like to whack people with it!"
"The only bad thing is," Trunks said, frowning. "When Saiyans use the stick, they can't go invincible! And you see Master Roshi's Stick more than the SS10 item!"
Piccolo and Yamcha grinned at each other. "We'll play another game!"
"Okay, she's fine," Vegeta said. Chi-Chi, Eighteen, and Videl stared. "WHAT!!!?"
Eighteen, Chi-Chi, and Videl shook their heads, then walked off down the hall. So Goten, Goku, Gohan, Trunks, Piccolo, Yamcha, and Vegeta went on to play another game. "Look, it's a Super Saiyan power up item!" Goku smiled. "Yay! I'm gonna go Super Saiyan!"
"ARGH!!!!!!!!" Piccolo jumped over Goku and grabbed the SS Item. Goku stared.
"Hey!"
"Even if I can't use them," Piccolo said. "I can still keep you Saiyans from getting them!"
Goku glared at Piccolo. "I. Am. Going. To. Kill. You. I ALMOST GO TO GO SUPER SAIYAN!!!!!!!!!"
"IT'S MASTER ROSHI'S STICK!!!!!!!!!" All of the Saiyans yelled. "DON'T LET THE HUMANS GET IT!!!!!!!!"
"Aha!" Goku grabbed the item and turned to Piccolo. "I am SOOOOOO going to whack you!"
Piccolo screamed. "GOKU'S GONNA WHACK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!" Goku began to laugh manically.
"And once Goku whacks YOU, I'm going to whack HIM!" Vegeta declared.
"OH MY GOSH IT'S THE Z SWORD!!!!!!!!!!!" Yamcha screamed.
"Huh?" Goku dropped Master Roshi's Stick and it disappeared.
"DON'T LET GOHAN GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone except Gohan screamed and headed for the Z Sword. Gohan jumped up and grabbed the Z Sword:
"YEAH!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone ran in terror and ended up in the corner of the "Earth" fighting zone. They all continued running, but they weren't getting anywhere because they were stuck in the corner. Of course they could of moved, but they were all terrified into stupidity. Gohan laughed and made one slice with the Z Sword. So then the TV declared:
"K! O!……..Gohan WINS!" The Gohan on TV swung the Z Sword to his left, did a quarter turn and let the Z Sword drop onto his shoulder. The real Gohan started jumping around.
"I WON! I WON! I WON! I WOOOOOO-OOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"So can everyone use the Z Sword?" Piccolo asked.
"Yeah." Goten nodded.
"But no one can use it as lethally as Gohan." Trunks said. Piccolo nodded.
"It figures."
Now that our friends are back on the island, what is to become of them? Apparently they're enjoying themselves. In the next chapter, Vegeta feeds the two youngest Saiyans too much cake! What will happen? What will the boys do? Will everyone else want to kill Vegeta for boys CAKE!??? Find out next time on FHI: Too Much Cake!