THE GREAT FORTUNE TELLER... NOT

Jayfeather padded outside his den putting up a sign outside his den that said:

NOT HIRING! SALARY IS ZERO DOLLARS BUT YOU GET A FORTUNE EVERYDAY! INFINT CATS ARE ALOWD TO JOIN... NO TWOLEGS PLEASE. DANKS FOR READING THE WHOLE SIGN... I DID NOT EXPECT YOU TO... I HAVE A LOT OF DOT DOT DOTS...

"Hope this works." Jayfeather sighed, returning his den.

Two she cats called Silverclaw and Goldengaze stopped to read his sign.

"Now hiring." Silverclaw read "A FORTUNE EVERY DAY? OHMERGOSH LETS TRY TO GET THIS JOB!"

"I KNOW RIGHT?" Goldengaze squealed. "NO MORE NEEDING TO STEAL MONEY FROM THIS STARCLAN MALL!"

The she cats entered the den and gasped at the sight of a cat holding a bamboo stick covered entirely in moss with a glowing rock in the middle of the room.

"Do you want your fortune now?" Jayfeather asked mysteriously.

"Ya." Silverclaw replied. "Is it in cash or credit?"

Jayfeather blinked back in surprise. "No not like that fortune... Like a future telling fortune mousebrain..."

"Whatevs." Goldengaze meowed. "WE WANT THIS JOB!"

"Ok let me get your uniforms." Jayfeather went to the back of his den and came out with-

"ITS THE FORTUNE TELLING ARMOR THATS CLOUD BRAND!" Silverclaw yowled. "THOSE COST LIKE LIKE TEN MILLION DOLLARS JUST BECAUSE ITS CLOUD BRAND."

"I KNOW RIGHT? LIKE ITS ALL PURPLE AND GOES DOWN TO MY PAWS AND EVEN COMES WITH AN AWESOME HAT!" Goldengaze yowled back.

"Shut up." Jayfeather growled. "Now when a customer comes, just welcome them into my den."

A moment later Hollyleaf entered Jayfeather's store/den. "Hey bro can I-"

"WELCOME HELLO WELCOME HI HALLO WE'RE NOT WIERD AT ALL PLEASE COME IN!" Goldengaze mewed.

"Oh, ok.." Hollyleaf answered sprinting away from Goldengaze. "JAYFEATHER are those your servants?"

Jayfeather nodded and flicked his tail towards me. "That's the annoyingsilverjayfeatherslave. And that yellow tabby is the Goldenhighpitchedkitlikejayfeatherslave."

Jayfeather's mean. "Soooo have you come here to get your fortune from Jayfeather?" I asked.

"Yup." Hollyleaf said.

Jayfeather stared at the glowing rock then said "You had a very hard life Hollylame."

"Hollylame?" Hollyleaf hissed. "And I already knew my life was hard thank you very much." And with that she left Jayfeather's shop.

"OOOH OOH GIVE US OUR FORTUNE NOW!" Goldengaze demanded.

"I predict that your both extremely annoying." Jayfeather grumbled.


Jayfeather's new sign:

TO GET HIRED JUST REVIEW WITH YOUR

GENDER, AGE, APPEARANCE AND PERSONALITY!