DISCLAIMER: (FOR ALL CHAPTERS) IF I OWNED HARRY POTTER FRED AND DOBBY WOULDN'T HAVE DIED. IF I OWNED SUPERNATURAL GABRIEL AND BOBBY WOULD BE ALIVE TOO. SO I DON'T OWN HP AND SPN

IS THIS A JOKE?

A black 1967 Chevy Impala was gliding smoothly on the highway. Dean Winchester was singing offtone with the Black Sabath track and Sam was dozing off in the passenger seat. The older brother was happy, you could see it in his beautiful green eyes. His eyes were the mirror to his soul. You could see all the hell he had been through in those eyes. But he was still happy. He got his brother back….. his Sammy's soul back from hell. Everything was perfect.

The brothers were on the way to Kansas for a total random salt and burn case. They stopped at an oh-so-same-and-crappy-motel. Dean called it a night and dozed off while Sam was left to do all the research work for the case.

The next morning Dean found the room empty. He went to the parking lot to retrieve the weapons. But what greeted him was a bit weird.

On the hood of his baby was a barn owl. It was weird - an owl, in broad daylight? Weirder still was that the owl had a letter tied to its talon.

Dean was so shocked that he missed Sam's arrival

"Is that an owl?" The older brother questioned suddenly.

"Sonovabitch" Dean swore "A little warning next time Samsquatch. And yeah! That an owl as it doesnot ressemble a hippo."

"I mean what's an owl doing in the broad daylight sitting on the hood of your Impala?"

"I didn't ask him."

"Dean just shoo him away!"

"Why so nervous Sammy?" Dean burst out laughing "You've gotta be kidding me.!Whats on your scary monster list next? First Clowns then Owls? Now its gotta be butterflies"

"Shut up and shoo it away"

"Okay princess!"

Dean tried to shoo the bird away but the owl didn't even ruffle as much as a feather. Rather it was looking at Dean like he was the biggest idiot it had ever seen. It shoved its leg got the message and hastily removed the letter from its taloons. The owl, surpisingly, flew off the car and perched on Dean's shoulders causing Dean to yelp in surpise.

"Looks like someone got fanfollowing" Sam chuckled warily.

"Open the damn letter Giant."

"Its not my fault that you are so short, Shorty" Sam retorted but still took the letter doing his best to avoid the owl.

"Dean! The letter is not made of paper...Its parchment. Only a few ancient wealthy families use it nowadays."

"I don't know about ancient but this guy, hell, ain't rich. Or he sure could have afforded a cell phone."

"hey! Listen to the address-

Dean and Samuel Winchester

1967 Cheverolet Impala

The Red Motel Parking Lot

Lawrence Kansas

now this is weird"

"Open it!" Dean said.

"Are you nuts? This could be a trap."

"Don't you think if someone wanted to hex us, they would've choosen a suptle way to do that?" Dean repliedn cockily.

Sam pulled out a letter of thick parchment and read the letter aloud

"Mr. and Mr. Winchester

I was informed by certain informer that you both have swore to protect the innocent from the evil and the dark. On the account of the recent incidents, it has being concluded that you both are well quualified in the feild of Defence Against Dark Creatures And Arts.

I'd like to offer you a job at my school for the protection of a fifteen year old boy who has death threats hanging on his head. He is really important for the survival of our community.

I'd like to set up a meeting with you both today at 11:00 AM in your motelroom and would provide all the information needed.

Yours faithfully

Albus Brian Percivial Wolfe Dumbledore

Headmaster, Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry

Order Of Merlin First Class

Cheif Warlock

Founder Of Order Of Pheonix

"What the hell is this?" Sam exclaimed

"This better be a joke!"