Disclaimer: I obviously own Artemis Fowl. That's why I'm writing fanfiction at midnight while crying over fictional characters

Obviously. But seriously, I don't own Artemis Fowl. Just in case someone decides to start suing fanfiction authors.

A/N: Thank you to my amazing, wonderful, and did I say amazing friend _ who is currently sitting right next to me and forcing me to write this!

Also a huge thank you to Rosie, who encouraged me to start writing. :)

Artemis Fowl always considered himself to be the smartest.

After last time, he was never going to lose to Foaly's games.

Games?

Well, he could call it that.

He knew that the sneaky centaur would be watching.

Artemis keyed in the code as he launched a little bug on Foaly's computer.

A little bug really.

Just small enough to wipe out a week's worth of files, documents and movies.

Movies.

Foaly loved his mud man movies.

He would catch it though. Most certainly.

The centaur must have realized now.

He waited.

Anticipating, calculating, ready.

But that centaur should have realized.

Nothing gets past Artemis Fowl.

Nothing.

Mudboy: 10 Centaur: 9

He quite enjoyed these little games.

A/N: Hi! Thank you so much for reading this! :) This un-beta'd by the way, so I would love you advice and tips on grammar etc.

Okay, I'm going to try write more drabbles...

Please review, I would like to know if anyone was reading this... :)