The screen glows bright as I surf this website
I've found something that's not sweet
I totes forgot to disclaim this
And it looks like they'll delete
I would be safe if I had just put one inside
Wouldn't be that hard, if I'd only tried.

But it's too late to change it now
It doesn't matter anyhow
The next time I'll just keep in mind
To write these lines:

I don't own, I don't own
Don't profit from this shit
I don't own, I don't own
Not even one little bit
Because I care what the mods will say
I'll disclaim this fic
Their rules never bothered me anyway.

It's funny how a disclaimer
Can set a writer free
So the copyright infringement
Doesn't apply to me
It's time to see what I can write
To post fanfic all day and night
No censorship, no worry now
Don't have a cow

I don't own, I don't own
I am one with the other fans
I don't own, I don't own
Please don't sue me, 'cause you can't
Here's my fic, and here it stays
They can't take it down...

This work and all the characters therein are not my own
They all belong to the true authors who create these shows
I do this without pay or expectation of
Reviews are all I ask; this labor is of love!

I don't own, I don't own
And I'll write till the break of dawn
I don't own, I don't own
My anxiety is gone
It's a small, small price to pay
Can't take my account
The rules never bothered me anyway.