Disclaimer: I do not own any characters etc. of Harry Potter

Hello dearest readers! I am out of school and ready to write, but before I get into another long story, here's a series of lemony shorts for your pleasure! :D enjoy!

The heat of the day was sweltering, as if all of the oxygen was being slowly sucked out of the air, making it difficult to breathe. Hermione and Ginny lay in the Granger's living room with three fans blowing on their faces.

"It is so hot." Ginny stated, throwing her arms to her sides and sighing heavily.

"I think we need to do something besides laying here. It somehow seems hotter when all you're doing is laying around thinking about how hot it is." Hermione commented, sitting up. She could feel the sweat on the back of her neck and her forehead, small curls sticking to her skin. The heat was unbearable since the air conditioner broke two days ago, promptly when Ginny arrived. Even more frustrating was that Hermione could have cast a simple spell to fix that heat, but she was underage and therefore could not do magic outside of school.

"Well what is there to do?" Ginny asked her, clearly exasperated with the situation, though very willing to do something else.

"Well we could go down to the lake! It's a half hour walk but it'll be worth it." Hermione suggested, raising an eyebrow at her friend. Ginny shot up from her sprawled position and shot Hermione a mischievous look.

"We should invite the boys to meet us."

"I dunno Gin, I don't think they'll want to come all that way." Hermione said skeptically looking at the red-haired girl.

"Ugh please. Two hot girls in bikinis will certainly grab their attention," Ginny winked at her, "Plus, we have the firewhisky."

Hermione smiled, "Well alright, call them!" Hermione said, now getting excited to see her friends. She hadn't seen Harry since school let out a month ago, and she hadn't seen Ron since before then, given he was pulled out of school for a sudden trip to Romania to see an injured Charlie, who had had an accident with the dragons he was training there. As for Draco, that friendship was new and he had only just gained all of their trust by the end of the school year. It had taken a lot of time and effort for him to prove to the group that he'd changed since he emancipated himself from his parents.

"Hey, you want to come over and go swimming with us girls?" Ginny asked someone on the other end of the phone. She waited for a second then rolled her eyes.

"Ugh you can bring Lavender, Ron. Hermione's AC is still broken and we have some firewhiskey so what's the problem?" she asked, frustrated.

"Ask about Harry and Draco, too." Hermione whispered to her. Ginny nodded.

"Yeah, and Harry and Draco, too, obviously," Ginny said, then smiled, "Awesome! Okay we'll meet you there. Yeah, okay, bye." She hung up the phone, then gave Hermione a thumbs up.

"Alright, they're in, let's get hot." Ginny said excitedly. Hermione smiled and led the way upstairs to change into bathing suits. Hermione chose a hot pink string bikini while Ginny went with a blue and white striped one. Hermione grabbed a bag and shoved two towels, the firewhiskey, and some sunscreen inside, and then they were off.

As the two girls walked to the lake, they chatted about life and school and the coming school year.

"I can't wait for next year. It's so much easier having a boyfriend at school than at home. I have so many people in my house at all times, it's impossible for Harry and I to get any alone time at all. I've blueballed him like four times already, it's so annoying." Ginny was saying about ten minutes into their walk.

"Well at least you have a boyfriend to blueball." Hermione commented, keeping her eyes on the sidewalk in front of her. She had had a major crush on Ron for years, but after he started dating Lavender, she realized how terrible a boyfriend he would really be. Somehow, it didn't bother Lavender, but then again Lavender was a bubble head. Ron forgot her birthday? That's okay, she didn't remember either. In any case, Hermione knew she wouldn't be satisfied in a relationship with Ron. Since then, she hadn't had a serious crush on anyone.

"Hermione, you need to get shagged. Seriously, forget boyfriends. You just need to find a guy, and you just need to use him, abuse him, and lose him!" Ginny suggested loudly and Hermione laughed.

"Yeah, because I'm the type of person to use, abuse, and lose guys." Hermione responded.

"Oh stop it, you know you can do it. I think that this year, starting this summer, you just need to put yourself out there and really get down and dirty. It'd be good for you! I mean, how long has it been since you had sex?" Ginny asked her. Hermione knew exactly how long it had been. She hadn't told anyone aside from Ginny that a year ago, she drank far more than she meant to after she found out that Ron and Lavender had gotten together and went home with a Hufflepuff named Brian and proceeded to have sex with him in his dormitory. It wasn't great sex, either.

"It's been a while, I know. But how could I even get into the mind set of using abusing and losing hmm?" Hermione laughed, hoping her friend would let up on the intense talk about her sex life.

"A fucket list, of course!" Ginny said excitedly.

"What on earth is that?" Hermione asked her, getting excited yet nervous about what the answer might be.

"It's a list of all of the things you want to do… sexually." Ginny said, a devilish smile creeping onto her face.

"Well like what! I just want to have sex!" Hermione told her, confused at what Ginny wanted her to do.

"It's like obscure places you want to do it, different things you might like to try, you know stuff like that. Be adventurous!" Ginny said.

"Alright fine, but you have to make one too," Hermione agreed, opening the notepad on her phone to start her list. "You start?"

"Sure, I'll start. I want to use chocolate syrup during sex." Ginny said. Hermione immediately started to laugh.

"What?! It's something I've always wanted to do!" Ginny defended herself, punching Hermione's arm playfully.

"Alright, alright, I'm writing it!" Hermione said, typing it into her phone.

"Alright, now it's your turn. What do you want to do?" Ginny asked.

"Um… well I've always had this one fantasy. I want to dress up and role play." Hermione admitted, turning red in the face and typing it into her phone.

"Hermione! You dirty girl!" Ginny said, feigning being flabbergasted at Hermione's fantasy.

"Oh shut up! Your turn." Hermione said, starting to enjoy this.

"Okay, how about having sex out on the astronomy tower at school?" Ginny asked her.

"Ohhh I'm putting that one down for both of us." Hermione said, typing furiously.

"You still need to give the next one!" Ginny reminded her.

Eventually, their list was complete when they arrived at the pond and were left with this:

Use chocolate syrup

Dress up/ role play

Astronomy tower

Blindfolded sex

Using candlewax and ice cubes

Watch porn before sex

Shower sex

Public bathroom sex

Sex in the lake

Under the table or desk blow job

Vibrating panties in public

Secret sleepover at home

Use sex toys during sex

Him holding you in the air sex

Lapdance in lingerie- then sex

Body oil use

Hot tub sex

Handcuffed sex

Have first thing in the morning sex

Oral only ograsms

Outside sex

"Okay, so we have to make a deal that we are going to complete this entire list between now and the end of September." Ginny told Hermione as they put their things down by the lake.

"But I have to find someone to do all of this with first!" Hermione said incredulously. How would she find someone to complete the fucket list with her this short notice? Who did she trust enough to do it with?

"Oh relax, you'll find someone in no time. I can ask Harry if he knows anyone to set you up with." Ginny offered.

"Don't tell Harry I'm looking for a hookup!" Hermione ordered Ginny, shimmying out of her shorts.

"I wasn't going to tell him that! Just ask if he knows anyone single you could go out with. Then you do the rest of the work!" Ginny told her, twisting her hair into a braid.

"Well, maybe. I'll think about it."

"Hey girls!" they heard a voice call from behind them.

"Heyyyyy!" Ginny called to Harry, Ron, Draco, and Lavender, who were walking towards them in shorts and tank tops.

"This heat is fucking awful today." Ron said loudly, taking off his shirt and running into the lake first thing. Lavender followed right away, not even bothering to take off her tank top, yelling "Won won, waittttt!"

"Hey you!" Harry said to Ginny, pulling her close and kissing her deeply, leaving Draco and Hermione standing together.

"Um- hey. How's it going?" Hermione asked him.

"Good, good. You know, just enjoying the free time," Draco said, shooting her a smile, "You?"

"I'm doing good! The air conditioner at my house is broken, so it's been pretty hot." She told him.

"I don't know, Granger, I think you'd still be hot even with the AC." Draco said to her, winking as he took his shirt off. Hermione felt herself turning red.

"Oh- well uh, thanks." She said, embarrassed.

"C'mon let's go!" Draco said excitedly, heading towards the water. Hermione watched for a second as he jogged over to the water's edge. His back looked sculpted it was so toned. His muscles were perfect and bulging in all the right places. He turned around to see why she wasn't following.

"Oy, Granger, you coming or what?" he called to her. Jesus, his front was even better than his back…

"Um- yeah! Yeah, I'm coming!" she said, snapping out of her trance. She ran over to where he was and they splashed into the lake together to join their friends. As they swam around, splashing each other and jumping off the rope hanging from the big tree on the side of the lake, Hermione couldn't help but think of the comment Draco had made about her being hot. Maybe… maybe he would be a good choice to complete the fucket list with. He was sexy as anything and Hermione's insides tightened just thinking of being with him in that way. The only thing that made her wary of the situation was their new friendship. Would the list get in the way of their friendship at all? Would it be weird? But then again, who else would she trust to do this with? She wasn't sure.

After a while, Ron, Draco, Hermione, and Lavender lost track of Ginny and Harry and couldn't find them. Hermione assumed that Ginny dragged Harry off to try checking sex in a lake off the list. She was already behind her friend in completing the list. Ugh.

"This lake is great. Does anyone else know about it?" Draco asked Hermione, floating on his back and enjoying the cool water on his skin.

"No, most people don't come here since it's so deep in the woods. My family always considered it our personal lake, because no one is ever here when we've come. It's kind of nice to always have it all to ourselves." Hermione answered, backstroking around him.

"That's absolutely brilliant. We should come here more often, especially since your AC is broken." Draco suggested. Hermione smiled at him. She was happy that they had become such close friends recently. She never expected that kind of relationship from Draco Malfoy.

"Yeah, that'd be cool. Ugh. Looks like those two are going for it." Hermione said, gesturing her head towards Ron and Lavender, who were basically floating on top of each other and connected at the mouth a few feet away. Hermione didn't even want to know what was going on under the water.

"Yeah, well, I think that's our cue to give them some privacy. Want to go for a walk?" Draco asked her, treading water close to her.

"Yeah, sure." Hermione answered, following him out of the lake. Hermione noticed that Ginny and Harry's things were gone and she briefly wondered where they did end up going.

They threw on their flip flops and tank tops and Hermione was getting her towel out to dry her hair when her phone vibrated. Draco looked over at it and saw there was a text from Ginny, which read "sex in a lake= complete!" with a devil face next to it.

"Oy, Granger. Ginny wants to let you know that she completed sex in a lake?" Draco commented, holding out her phone. Her heart quickening, Hermione swiped the phone away from him as fast as lightning.

"You're reading my texts, are you?" she asked as he rose from the ground.

"I didn't mean to, it was just there. But you seem awfully bothered that I know what she said. Why is that hmmmm Granger?" he asked slyly, smiling at her.

"It's none of your business." She said, throwing her head back and beginning to walk away. He jogged after her. He was certainly up for the challenge.

"Come on Granger, you know you want to tell me. I won't tell anyone I know." He said, now falling into step with her. Hermione smiled a little. Should she tell him? The more she thought about it, the more she wanted to choose him to do this with. And Ginny already started! She didn't have much time to choose anyone else…

"Is this some strange pact you have together? Honestly, I'll never understand girls, you just make no sense with your secrets and your strange female bonds… is it because of the monthly?" he asked her. Hermione rolled her eyes. Clearly she wouldn't be able to get him to stop talking. She stopped in her tracks and looked at him. Why not? He was downright sexy and she had herd very good things about his performance…

"Okay, you really want to know?" she asked him. Of course he did, but she wanted him to ask for it.

"Yes, please tell me." He said seriously.

"Okay, well Ginny and I made a list. A list… of things we want to do." She told him.

"Things you want to do. Like?" he asked her. Now he was just fishing for information with no shame.

"Sexual things, obviously, Draco. She calls it a fucket list. Things that we want to do before September ends." She admitted. She couldn't read Draco's face.

"You're serious? Perfect Hermione Granger, the golden girl, has made a fucket list? You don't even have a boyfriend, you don't just hook up with people!" Draco said increducously.

"Excuse me, but don't sound so surprised! I have sex, you know. Just because I don't tell you all about it doesn't mean it doesn't happen! Besides, you don't need a boyfriend to have sex." She said, and continued walking. She was clearly blowing his mind with this information.

"But, you're just going to have sex with random guys then? That's not you, admit it. I know you well enough to know you don't do that kind of thing." Draco answered, following her.

"I never said I'm going to do it with random guys." Hermione stated plainly.

"Alright, then who are you going to do it with?" he asked her.

"I don't know, have anyone in mind?" she asked, laughing. She then felt a hand on her shoulder and turned around. Draco looked oddly serious.

"I'm serious, Granger, you have to think about this kind of stuff before you just do it!"

"Why do you care so much huh? Don't like the idea of me fucking someone without any emotions?" Hermione asked him.

"Well yeah, maybe you should do it with someone you know!"

"Oh? Well almost everyone I know already has a girlfriend!" there was a pause.

"Not everyone you know has a girlfriend that's nonsense." Draco said, quickening his walking pace.

"Oh yeah, like who? The only person I know who isn't in a relationship is you, so are you offering?" she asked him. He stopped dead in his tracks. "Well?" she asked. He turned around.

"I don't know, maybe." He said, looking at her in a way she'd never been looked at by anyone.

"Maybe? You're going to need to give me a solid answer here, Draco. Maybe doesn't cut it." She said calmly.

"Well it's not like we'll be together, we'll just be having fun. Like friends with benefits, right?" he asked her.

"Yeah, just fun. I'm not looking for anything more than that, especially from you." She told him.

"Oh well thanks." He said, rolling his eyes.

"You know what I mean. You're my friend, I don't want a full on relationship right now." She explained. He nodded.

"Well okay. Then yeah, I guess I am offering." He said. They looked at each other for a long second.

"Well… alright then we're going to do this." She said. Draco nodded.

"So what exactly does this entail then?" he asked her. She pulled out her phone and read him the list, then told him the deadline again.

"Damn, Granger, I never expected you to be so dirty! It's always the quiet ones…"

"Shut up, Ginny and I both made it together. But you're still in?" she asked him timidly. She had to admit, this was a bit strange.

"Oh yeah, all of that sounds like fun. When should we start then?" he asked her.

"How about tomorrow? We'll start with something tame." She suggested.

"Alright then." He said. They stood in silence for a few seconds.

"Ooookay, wanna head back now?" she asked awkwardly.

"Yeah, okay." He said, following her in silence back to their friends, who were now on the shore telling jokes and laughing together.

"Hey, where've you guys been!" Harry asked as they sat down.

"Just went for a short walk." Draco answered. Hermione made eye- contact with Ginny and Ginny's eyes widened, immediately deducting what had happened between Hermione and Draco. She smiled at Hermione devilishly. Hermione couldn't help but smile back. She was going to complete her fucket list with Draco Sex God Malfoy. It was going to be a very fun two months.

After arriving home at his godfather's house where Draco had been staying since he emancipated himself from his parents, he lay in bed before going to sleep, thinking about what had happened with Hermione that day. He agreed to be friends with benefits with this girl. Not that he hadn't always wondered what went on under that tiny little skirt that made her ass look so good. Fuck, he was going to be able to touch that ass… There was so much about Hermione Granger that had always seemed forbidden to Draco, but now he was about to get as intimate as he possibly could with her. He smiled to himself. It was going to be a very fun two months.

Alright, how we feeling after that chapter? :D So the idea is that every chapter to come will be one or two of the items on the "fucket list" so be prepared for a LOT of lemons! Review please!