A/N: All characters are the property of Cassandra Clare.

It was quiet inside the loft. Alec sat calmly on the bright orange sofa staring at Magnus' flat screen t.v. attempting to comprehend where mundanes got their ideas about downworlders for 'Supernatural'. Since when did dragons look anywhere near human? Was the only thought in his head when he heard a loud smash from Magnus' study.

A confused and cautious look crossed his face as he pushed himself off the couch and crept towards the study. Magnus was out at some downworlder party so Alec was alone in the loft. His hand slowly moved towards his hip, grasping the seraph blade latched to his belt. When he'd reached the slightly open door, he took a deep breath and whispered the name of his blade before bursting into the room prepared to fight.

His eyes roamed over the room in search of danger and was confused when he saw nothing out of the ordinary. He slowly went further in the room to see if anything was behind the warlock's desk. His shoulders instantly relaxed at the sight he found behind the desk and he placed the blade back on his belt where it belonged. Chairman Meow sat in a slightly dazed state in a puddle of sparkling pink liquid.

Alec sighed while staring at the now rather wet ball of fur at his feet. Gently, he picked up the shivering creature and walked into the bathroom. Clutching the cat to his chest, he plugged the sink and started running the water to give the cat a quick bath. At the sound of running water, the chairman began to squirm forcing Alec to tighten his grip to keep the small cat from escaping. When the water was high enough, Alec turned it off and pried The Chairman from his faded black sweater and forced the feline into the water.

Alec had some difficulty holding the cat down and scrubbing the pink liquid out of its thick fur, but he managed to complete his task with only one small scratched on his forearm. After quickly removing the cat from its bath and drying it off to the best of his ability, he placed The Chairman on the ground, allowing the cat to bolt out of the room to find a hiding place for the next couple of hours. Alec sighed, emptying the sink before cleaning the tiny cut on his arm. Alec winced as the water stung the wound much more than he thought it would. He stared at the cut for a moment, a perplexed expression on his face, thinking that the wound seemed to sparkle slightly under the water. Pulling his arm away from the running stream, he examined the cut up close and noticed that the wound actually was glittering a little, but he couldn't see a clear cause.

His thoughts were interrupted when heard the front door slam open and his flamboyant warlock screaming, 'I'm home!'. Alec quickly pulled his sleeve down and walked into the living room smiling. "Welcome back, Magnus." Once close enough, Alec wrapped his arms around Magnus' neck and pulled him down for a quick kiss, smiling into it when Magnus gently kissed him back. "How was the party?" He asked, breaking the kiss but not releasing his arms.

Magnus wrapped his own arms around the young shadowhunter's waste and swayed the two of the a bit heaving a loud sigh. "Dreadful." The warlock began. "Some faerie kid spilt his drink on my new shirt and the music choices were so horrible I wanted to cry."

Alec buried his head in the crook of his boyfriend's neck while he was talking. He laughed a little at Magnus' complaining. "If it was so bad why were you gone for three hours?"

"They had good drinks." Magnus answered simply while he guided Alec over to the orange coach, sitting so Alec was on his lap and snapped his fingers, turning off the t.v.

Alec let out a whole hearted laugh this time pulling away a little to look into his boyfriend's eyes. "You stayed at a party you hated for three hours just for the drinks?"

Alec caught a small gleam in Magnus' cat eyes before the man spoke, a smirk placed firmly on his perfect lips. "Yes, and do you know what that means, Alexander?" The warlock purred the Alec's name sending shiver down the younger boys spine.

A heavy blush stained the blue eyed boy's cheeks. "Do I want to know?"

Magnus' smirk grew as he whispered into Alec's ear, grabbing the boys rear end earning an embarrassing squeak from his tough shadowhunter. "It means I've been drinking for three hours and I'm drunk and very horny."

Alec's blush darkened as the Warlock kissed him passionately and carried him to the bedroom, throwing him down on the canary yellow bed sheets.

*Time Skip*

Alec began tossing and turning under the covers. His body was unbearably hot and he felt like his bones were being rearranged. He began panting as he forced his eyes as open as he could and glanced around at his surroundings. He couldn't help but feel like the room was getting smaller. He turned his head to look at the warlock sleeping next to him. Magnus seemed oblivious to Alec's distress as he slept peacefully on his side of the bed. Alec struggled to lift his arm, pain coursing through his entire being, in an attempt to wake the warlock, but couldn't reach him before he passed out from the pain.

*Time Skip*

Magnus yawned and stretch his arms above his head when the light streaming in from the window woke him. He turned onto his side and flopped his arm down, expecting it to land on his boyfriend and was shocked to hear a loud yowl and frantic movement under the blankets.

Opening his eyes, he starred at the moving bump under the covers on Alec's side of the bed. Thinking that Alec had already gotten up and that The Chairman had crawled into his place, Magnus lifted the blankets to free the small feline, but was shocked to see a fully grown black cat with bright blue, panic filled eyes staring up at him. The confusion grew when he slowly started to recognize the cat's eyes as the eyes of his beautiful boyfriend.

"Alec?" The warlock questioned quietly getting a small mew from the feline in return.

A/N: Yay! My first chapter story! This is my first time writing a story that I actually have to keep updating so if you liked this chapter, feel free to review or PM me reminding me to update. I apologize if the characters seem OOC, this is a sort of crack like fic so it will probably seem a little off, but I'll do my best not to change the characters too much. So let me know if you like it or want me to keep going. The next chapter will probably be written in Magnus' or Alec's POV (I'm better at writing in first person than third person, so most chapters will probably be in Magnus or Alec's POV.) Oh, and please let me know if you notice any spelling or grammatical mistakes! I want to improve my writing! You can also let me know if you have ideas for other chapters in the story. I'm open to almost anything. So, once again, please review!

~DeaThorn~