A/N: Hey guys! Here is my latest story!

Summary- The boys get freaked out after hearing some girl talk. They should know better than to eavesdrop on their girlfriends...

Here it is:

Percy, Jason and Frank were walking on the decks of the Argo II trying to find their girlfriends. As they approached Piper's room they heard laughter. Jason rose his hand up to knock on the door when something made him stop in his tracks. The boys leaned forward and heard the last bit of Piper's sentence,

"...attractive."

"I guess he is," Annabeth's voice replied.

"Well, he does have a nice body and he does look cute," Piper mused. Jason paled visibly.

"Yeah, I guess I can see where you are coming from..."Annabeth's voice replied. Now Percy was the one panicking.

"Guys, don't you think we should.."Hazel's timid voice came out. Piper and Annabeth laughed.

"Hazel, in the modern era, girls talk about guys quite openly, and yes he is shirtless and yes it is acceptable by society." All three boys looked at each other with wide eyes.

"His nose is a bit weird," Piper said critically.

"Um, oh now that you mention it, yeah I see it." Annabeth responded.

"But, not that bad over all," Piper concluded.

"Yeah, I guess. I can't believe that your sister wanted you to look him up," Annabeth laughed.

"Oh, yeah she did, very specific about how I find the correct shirtless one. Said that he looks the most hot in this one," Piper explained. Jason looked like he was going to murder the Aphrodite cabin.

"Well, she wasn't to far off." Annabeth said. Percy looked like he was going to break the neck of the dude his girlfriend was staring at.

"But...I know someone way hotter," She finished. Percy's jaw dropped.

"Okay, let's see him," Piper replied. There was a silence where faint typing could be heard.

"Here it is. You have to admit that he is the best," Annabeth presented. Poor Percy was not feeling well.

"What! Really, Annabeth! You would think that. But here let me show you someone way hotter." Now it was Jason's turn. His jaw dropped.

"There, see. Way more good-looking," Piper explained. Jason was really starting to feel sea-sick now.

"Eh, my guy was better." Annabeth argued back.

"Please you are just biased," Piper stated.

"So are you," Annabeth teased back.

"Guys, I know someone much better," Hazel's voice came out. Frank almost fell over when he heard that. There was a small silence where Annabeth and Piper were probably staring at Hazel as well.

"You go girl," Piper said, sounding much like a daughter of Aphrodite.

Hazel must have shown them someone because Piper said, "Nice, but not better than my guy."

"Please, both of your guys combined couldn't compete with mine," Annabeth scoffed.

"You wish Annabeth, mine is way more sexy."

Jason, Percy and Frank were practically dying on the other side of the door. Suddenly the girls laughed.

"Oh my god, her face," Piper said still laughing.

"Aw, Hazel, are you okay," Annabeth said. They gave her a hug.

"Sorry, just not used to.." Hazel said.

"It's okay Hazel. And Piper I highly doubt what you were saying before. My guy is a sexy-" Annabeth was cut off by a weird sound outside. Percy might have broken something.

"What was that?" Hazel asked.

"I don't know.." The girls listened for a bit and all the guys stood still.

"Nothing that big," Annabeth concluded when they couldn't hear anything.

"Guys, what would you call my guy..." Hazel asked embarrassed.

"Um, well you're looking for terminology right?" Annabeth asked. Hazel nodded.

"Common words you could use are: hunk, hot, sexy, cute, adorable, drop dead gorgeous, smoldering, perfectly sculpted, there are a whole lot more..." Piper trailed off.

"Basically every word that applies to," Annabeth took the laptop and brought up a picture, "him."

"Actually him," Piper said, taking the laptop to bring up her picture. "Just look at him. He has muscles, and a great body. He has amazing hair and his eyes are so mesmerizing He is perfect."

Jason was now feeling weak, and didn't know whether to punch something or barf.

"Let's look at this logically, " the daughter of Athena stated. She pulled up a picture.

"Just look at him, he has the most perfectly sculpted body. I mean he has a six-pack,"

"So does mine," Piper cut in.

"And mine," Hazel also cut in, feeling more comfortable with the girl talk.

"Ahem, I'm not done. Besides he has the cutest face and the softest hair. And his eyes are so beautiful you could just get lost in them. Over all he is just freaking hot. The hottest guy in the world," Annabeth concluded.

"Annabeth, I don't think you understand. Let us examine my guy," Hazel joked, really starting to get the hang of this pointless girl talk.

"My guy is a hunk, did I use that correctly, and he has the cutest face and he is so adorable." Hazel said proudly.

"Nice job Hazel," Piper smiled.

By this point the guys were shaking. All three faces had gone so pale, they could rival Nico's. They slowly made their way into the mess hall. They sat down on the couch, feeling not that great. Even the son of Poseidon felt sick. Leo walked in,

"Woah, what's up with you guys?"

The three boys remained motionless. Leo shrugged and went off the the engine room.

Meanwhile the girls lay back on the floor after their most recent laughing fit. It was nice to be like normal teenage girls and talk about boys in a really shallow way. They had been way too deep in trouble with the war and everything relaxed a bit. Now that the war was over everyone felt better, knowing there would be no more threats.

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The three girls walked into the mess hall laughing, but they stopped short when they saw their boyfriends. Percy was pacing up and down, his face was was pale. Frank was sitting off in a corner staring ahead, silently. And Jason looked sort of stiff with his hands clenched tightly.

Annabeth rushed to Percy, "Percy, are you okay?" she asked frantically. He just stood there motionless. A similar reaction was made by the other girls and a similar reaction was received by them.

"Percy, please are you okay? Talk to me Percy," Annabeth was starting to worry. Percy turned his head to her and cracked.

"I'm fine, absolutely perfect," he said with a slight hint of a maniac. He plopped down onto the couch.

Annabeth frowned as she examined her boyfriend. She leaned over and kissed him. It took him a while before he kissed back. She drew away and looked at the other girls' faces. All of them showed signs of worry. Annabeth grabbed Percy's hand and pulled him off the couch. He stood up, he still had a emotionless face. She dragged him to her room and they sat down in the bed.

"Percy, please tell me what's wrong."

"Nothing, I'm fine," he said.

"Percy, I know you better than anyone. Something is wrong, you have to tell me. I thought you could tell me anything. There are no secrets between us. Please Percy," Annabeth begged.

"Well, I would have thought that you wouldn't keep secrets either," he said a bit bitterly.

"What are you talking about?" Annabeth asked confused.

"Who is he, Annabeth tell me," he demanded.

"What? I don't understand, Percy what are you talking about?" Annabeth asked again clearly confused.

"Who is he? Do you like him more than me, cause I don't know what to do. If you want me to leave i'll -"

He was cut off by a kiss. A passionate one, that led to a mini make out session. They pulled away panting.

"Don't you ever say that again. You know that you are the only guy that I could ever like. I love you and only you," Annabeth said looking him in the eye.

"But you said, that you liked..."Percy trailed off.

"What? What are you talking about. I never said-"

"You said that he was hot. The hottest guy in the world and that he was perfect and-" Annabeth cut of Percy's rant.

"When did you hear this?"

"You guys were in Piper's room and-"

"You eavesdropped!" she accused.

He blushed, "Yeah, but..wait so you do admit saying that!" He ended with a frown.

Annabeth didn't say anything, she just got up and went across the room to her laptop.

"You want to see the guy I was talking about?" she asked. Percy's throat went dry but he nodded. Annabeth walked back with the laptop and pulled up a picture of...him.

Percy stared at the picture of himself in shock.

"What! This is what you were talking about?"

"Every girl and her respective boyfriend," Annabeth said.

He turned his gaze from the picture to his girlfriend. Suddenly he grabbed her waist and pulled her towards him, kissing her hard.

After they pulled apart, Annabeth smacked him on the shoulder.

"Ow, what was that for?'

"For listening in where you weren't supposed too," she answered. She couldn't believe her boyfriend had listened to them, but that would explain the boys' faces when they had entered the room. It was funny and kinda cute that he had reacted this way, now that she knew what the problem was.

"Sorry," he pouted. She smiled at him, giving him another kiss to forgive him.

"I just don't know what I would do if I lost you," he said. He really didn't think he could live without her. And she was thinking the same thing.

"You'll never lose me Seaweed Brain. You're stuck with me now."

"I wouldn't have it any other way, Wise girl."

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A thought occurred to Percy.

"Wait, but who were you guys talking about in the beginning?" he asked. The three girls looked up from around the mess hall. Jason and Frank also looked up.

The three girls then looked at each other and smiled,

"That's for us to know," and with a peck on the cheek for each guy, from his respective girlfriend, they walked out.

Leo came in then, "Hey guys, what did I miss."

A/N: So what did you think?

Who do you think they were talking about in the beginning? Got any people in mind?

Also, I'm thinking of making this a series of oneshots of misunderstandings or misinterpretations, what do you think? Should I? Or keep this as is and make the other ones seperate stories.

Please review or PM me with your answers!

See ya! :)