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More Rules for Sanctuary Employees

26. Taking rare magical artefacts and books from the repository and claiming that you just found them yesterday lying in a ditch, is not an appropriate response to Rule 5. Stealing is a criminal offence, and will not endear you to our gloriously beautiful leader.

27. We would also like to reiterate that Rule 12 applies to air and water only. Not fire. Not after that last incident. Who knew hair gel was so flammable?

28. The correct response to being reprimanded by a superior is never, under any circumstances, "Terribly sorry boss. By the way, did you know that the Sparrow flies south for winter?"

29. It is now a widely known 'fact' among staff that doors are for people with no imaginations. Rest assured however, that we have installed extensive security measures around our windows, and any employee attempting an 'imaginative' entry into work will be in need of some serious time in the medical wing.

30. "Name the person Saracen Rue is most likely to sleep with next" is not an appropriate office poll. And why did no one pick me? Are you saying I'm not attractive?

31. Likewise, your "Kiss the lips on the picture of Dexter Vex whilst blindfolded" game was taken down for a reason. Stop trying to put it back up again.

32. The Science-Magic department is not interested in your incredibly detailed designs for an official Sanctuary TARDIS. Whilst they are beautifully well drawn, you've failed to include some very important information, like 'how time travel is even possible in the first place'.

33. The Science-Magic department also request that they stop being referred to as 'The Nerds'. 'Request' here means "unless you want all the coffee machines in the building to mysteriously malfunction, and the Wi-Fi signal to disappear, you'll do as we say".

34. Asking the grand mage whether she will conform the pattern of her predecessors (died, died, died, imprisoned, died, died, died, imprisoned) will have unpleasant consequences.

35. We were pleased to find so many responses to our Want ad on the noticeboard for a brave and noble person willing to sacrifice their soul to save the world. Unfortunately, the hope that blossomed in our hearts was dashed, as we found out that all the replies were actually attempts by certain employees to bump off colleagues they disliked. It has to be a WILLING sacrifice people, WILLING.

36. The next time I catch your reflection sitting at your desk writing that "boring" report instead of you, I will require you to complete a new, doubly long and triply tedious report while locked in a dim closet with one arm chained to the wall.