My Goodness! I just found out that the episode in South Park, when they killed Kenny or realz for a whole season; they actually were thinking about killing Kyle! What the fudge Matt and Trey! How could that even cross your mind?! He's so adorably tough! Killing Kenny was worse enough ;-; buttholes...

Welll, here's chapter six my lovely fans. I want to thank you guys for following this story for this long. x3 All of you guys are BOSSES! Hahaha c:

Now, Let's get to the chapter!

Chapter Six

|Kenny|

Satan stared hard at me, occasionally moving his eyes to his son. Damien had just got done explaining why I had to talk to Valkerin. He hasn't said a word since Damien stopped talking, in fact no one has said anything since he stopped talking. God, this was awkward.

"Big man, look. You can only have me in there for five minutes. That's all I need then you can pull me right out. This is the best lead we have right now that could possibly save all of humanity." Satan darted his eyes away from me and to Damien who was nodding.

"Pops, you know she can see more than you or God. With her sadistic mind she could possibly be watching this all unfold." Damien added. "Just five minutes and Kenny will be right out of there."

The under lord suddenly sighed and buried his face among his hand before returning to our stare. "Well, boys. Do you remember how I said Valkerin made a deal with God and I?"

"To stop Dreth and Ark in return you remove her immortality."

"Indeed, however there was no way I could remove it without killing her for the truth of the matter is if more of the formula is injected in a host that already had the formula coursing inside him then it does indeed cancel each other out, but in doing so it also kills the host. So whether Dreth killed Ark or not; after placing another dose inside him, he would have died, but because Dreth killed him, Ark's catalyst powers, as it should be, goes to the killer. Too much power to a far too feeble mind rendered Dreth brain dead along with destroying all of the living cells in him at once. Had Dreth not killed Ark and let the second dose kill him, his catalyst power would have be spread amongst those around him."

"Wait, so does that mean Valkerin never died? So how is she in Hell?" I interrupted, stepping forward a bit.

"I let her remain on Earth as a false immortal, but the formula, as it does with all of its host, disturbs the human mind. She went on for a few year, ruthlessly killing men so I made her experience the pain of dying, but only brought her here and locked her up so she could assume she was dead."

"Why not just give her a dose of the formula now?" Damien asked before I could.

"Doing so would completely destroy her soul and in doing so all information she holds would be destroyed."

"So, since she holds so much information, why wouldn't you let me talk to her?!" I partially screamed as I felt my blood pressure rising in frustration.

"She's a false immortal trapped in the depth of evil. She's not like Pip or Dreth; they were surrounded by a balance of good and evil, she is purely surrounded by evil. Anything she does to you, would remain permanent Kenneth. Therefore, if she kills you, your soul is hers forever." Satan said slowly.

I felt the palm of my hands start to get hot and my heart pick up speed. Eternal death? Did he mean I wouldn't experience the pain of death anymore? Or the burden of all this bullshit? "How do you know she'd kill him, father?" Damien asked pulling me away slightly from my thought.

The red man crossed his hands, placed his shoulders on his desk, and his lips behind his hands. Like father, like son. "I can't be for sure what she will do, but if we lose Kenny, there's a chance Kyle would be gone as well along with Cartman and Stan. It's a big risk."

"Let me go." I bumped in. "Five minutes and I'll come out with a new lead. Come on, bug guy," I smirked and placed my hands in my pockets. "I may be gay, but I have my way with woman. You're underestimating my skills."

I heard Damien smirk as Satan narrowed his eyes at me. "We could lose everything to Pip if you die Kenneth." Suddenly, a small black door appeared next to him. A black glow came from the edge of the door as it slowly crept open. "You have five minutes."

Everything was black and a whisk of cold hair hit me hard, almost knocking me down. I was clearly in the room Satan held Valkerin, but I had no idea where she was. She could be right in front of me for all I know. I shuttered at that thought. "Hello?" My voice echoed slightly.

I only got silence as a reply, so I cautiously started walking forward. "Are you here to play with me?" A petite voice asked quietly from behind me causing me to go flying forward. "GAH! What the fuck?! Don't scare me like that!" I panted and grabbed my chest trying to stop my heart from bursting out of my chest.

I glanced back around and saw a small light floating where I just was. "You're a human, no. You're hiding as a human, you and I are a lot alike." Again the voice sounded behind me making me jumped once more.

"Stop that!" I ran my fingers through my hair as I tried to catch my breath. "I'm here to talk to you Valk-"

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" The room shook violently which made me losing my balance and collapse on the cold floor. "Call me Rin." The shaking stopped and I saw a pair of black school shoes in front of me.

My eyes followed up her small legs to see a silky violet dress drape past her knees, it was long sleeved, but I wasn't able to make it up to her face, the jagged blade being held in front of m face prevented me from even attempting to move. "Hi... My name is-"

"Kenneth McCormick. You're seventeen years old and will be 18 on March 22. Although, you don't show in the slightest you're madly in love with the Jewish boy Kyle Broflovski who is also 17. You have an older brother and a younger sister, you protected them by creating an alter ego named Mysterion, only to let him fade as you fell deep into depression upon realizing you'll never die and will witness the loss of all those close to you." She stated softly as she lowered her weapon. "You've picked my interest, Kenny. You and I have spent our entire lives invoked in death, however the difference is you received it and I provided it."

She was kneeling down in front of me now, the small light was right next to her face, illuminating it. Her long black hair was tied with black ribbons into two low pig tails. Her face had no pigment in it, her cheek were concaving inwards as if she was starved, her eyes were nothing but black balls that seemed endless. However, she still had blood stained lips. "How do you...?"

"My eyes can see whatever they wish, whatever I desire. I like to watch you Kenny, you give me the best show to applaud to..." She whispered. "I couldn't wait to finally meet you..." Her cold fingers slid across my cheek making goose bumps to rise all over my body.

"Rin," I pulled her hand away from my cheek and gently place it on top of her other one resting on her lap. "You don't seem as insane as I thought, I figured by now you would have tried to kill me." She flashed me a small smiled. "I think you know why I'm here."

She begin to giggle oddly, which made a chill go up my spine. "Pip is simply adorable isn't he? Him and Damien were like sweet and sour, ying and yang, oh how I hated seeing them part so horribly. Damien, although he is impure himself he loved the purity of Pip..."

I stared at her confounded. "Wait, Pip and Damien...?"

She giggled once again and nodded, her pig tails bounced with her head. "Too bad he is damned now." Suddenly, her smiled was spread across her face as she stared at me. I felt my heart pick up as I slowly crawled back.

"He has a weakness though, right?" I chattered.

"Threatened with his dear. He urns for loves held out hand. He screams every night." She smiled softly, her face back to normal.

"...what?"

"Aww, come now Kenneth. You're a smart boy." She patted my head with her frozen fingers, sending chills throughout my body. "You'll figure it out."

I stood up slowly and brushed myself off, my legs were shaking slightly. God this place was pretty fucked up. "How long have you been in here?" I thought out loud

"Let's see, I got to watch the English take over my people's land and then watch America blossom into what it is today." She smiled softly before suddenly disappearing.

"So, you're a Native American?"

I felt her cold body press against my back and her small arms wrap tightly around my torso. I jumped and tried to get away from the walking winter, but she held on tight. "Of course. That crazy man who did all of the research was the first of our people. It's truly sad such a smart mind was brought up in such a dumb time period. Dearest Dreth and Ark were too cautious for their time." I struggled a bit more in her grasp until I felt her bury her face into my back, almost giving me frostbite. "It's been so long since I've had contact with someone...Thank you for coming here Kenny, even if it was for business reasons, It makes me happy..."

I frowned and looked past my shoulder and down at her. She was still buried deep within my shirt; sympathy instantly washed over me. That's right, she's been alone in this dark room since Satan place her in here. I wonder if she knows she is still alive? "Why did you kill all of those people then? You seem really nice."

She was silent while she faded from my back and was sitting before me in a cushioned throne-like chair. "I had to. I kept hearing them, Dreth and Ark, it was as if they couldn't speak to one another, but only to me. Killing others allowed the voices to subside...I understand why Satan killed me, I do. It's easier down here for me, although it gets rather lonely."

I nodded slowly. "Yea, it probably does." M time was probably almost out and all I've gotten out of her was a haiku and frostbite. "Hey, Rin. Did Dreth and Ark ever create a reversal formula?"

"Where my maple tree stands is where you'll find the missing pages." She blinked her black eyes at me before resting her head on her hand that was resting on the arm of the chair.

"What do you mean?" I cocked my eyebrow at her.

She let out a small chortle. "I can't just tell you everything, my dear Kenneth. I need a show to watch." She paused a moment before disappearing once again. "But, you've been a good boy." She was wrapped around my neck, causing me to almost fall back.

"Gah! Stop that!" I wrapped my arms around her thighs so she wouldn't fall. She reminded me of Karen in a way.

She cupped my cheeks and suddenly, her face was full of color. Her gray skin was now a gently pink with rosy cheeks. Her lips were now a soft red and her eyes were the same as Kyle's; beautiful emeralds. "He is in Denver. You must go there, obtain the formula and let Kyle see it." I felt myself being pulled back away from her. "Please, come visit me again. It gets so lonely." She stood in front of me now and she kept getting farther away.

Her room lit up and there was blood everywhere. Bodies hanging above the ceiling by their feet as their stomachs and throats were slit open. I looked back at her, her previous look had returned with her endless black eyes and her smile that went completely across her face. She waved slowly at me as everything went black.

I gasped for air as soon as I felt the burning air of Satan's office. "Damn, save some air for us." Damien laughed.

"Fuck-.. off-." I grasped for more air as I turned and glared at the big man. "Seriously?! That was excruciating!"

"Five minutes. That was your limit. Now, what have you figured out?" He countered.

I stood up and rubbed the bump forming on the back of my head. "She isn't that bad. Yea, she's still pretty crazy but what you made her seem like is not her at all. She's just lonely." I turned to Damien who was standing awkwardly against the wall. "What crawled up your ass? Come on, take me back to Ky and the gang."

"Be careful, Kenneth." Satan glared at me.

"Stop calling me that." I grumbled as Damien grabbed my arm and instantly the coolness of Cartman's house embraced me.

I was welcomed by Kyle's glare along with Stan's. "Hey Kenneh." Cartman flashed me a smile and a small wave. "Before you get your ass handed to you, why don't you tell us what the crazy bitch said."

I fell down against the couch behind me and rubbed my temples. "Too much, too soon. You made that trip too quickly, Damien. I think you gave me whiplash."

Damien laughed. "That's your own damn fault."

Kyle marched in front of me with his arms crossed before he sighed and sat beside me. "What all did she said to you?"

I sighed and thought for a moment. She gave me a haiku, talked about a tree, then said Pip was in Denver. I only understood one of the three things she said. "Well, she wasn't much help. If she did, I didn't understand much of it."

"What'd she say?" Kyle asked; aggravation was hinted in his tone.

I smiled at him and put my arm around him and pulled him close to me. "Something about Pip's lover being his weakness, I think."

Kyle growled at me softly and I couldn't help but smile. He was adorable. "I mean it makes sense. That's why his aura is hidden because Damien still has a hold of Pip emotionally."

I shrugged as Cartman and Stan stared at Ky and I uncomfortably. "He is in Denver right now. Since we know his weakness, we just have to find the way Damien himself can stop Pip."

"Denver?"

"Are you serious?" Cartman mumbled. "We have to leave South Park?"

"Fatass! It's not like what Pip is doing only affects South Park!" Kyle yelled.

"So, when should we leave?" Stan said, once again stopping them from engaging into another argument.

"I figured just Damien and I would go, truthfully." I said, causing Kyle to practically jump from my grasp.

"There's no way you're going by yourself Kenny. We're all part of this!"

"Yea, if you think you're just going to leave without us, you're wrong." I could feel Kyle's glare as she concurred with Stan.

"I must say, I'd rather have them come along." Damien added in making everyone else agree as well. I gritted my teeth, aggravated. I really didn't want Kyle part of any of this...

Suddenly, Cartman stood up and yawned. "Well that settles it. I guess we'll leave later tonight. I want to have all of this settled by tomorrow."

"Do you even care humanity might be destroyed, fatfuck?!" Kyle placed his hands on his hips and glared at Cartman.

"Although, you don't want anyone else hurt, Kenny, I fear we'll need you friends with use. They're just as much a part of this as you are. Plus, you don't exactly have the intelligence to fix this by yourself." Damien said

Scowling Damien slightly, I sighed and looked by at the intense stare-off between Cartman and Kyle. "She said something about a maple tree."

"Hm?"

"I asked about a reversal formula. Something that could just remove the false immortality from a host. She replied with 'the missing pages are beneath my maple tree.' or something like that. Do you know what she meant by that?"

Damien shook his head slowly. "Denver was the original location where her tribe was at, so maybe there's a tree there she hide stuff beneath?"

"Well, I'm going to start packing." Cartman said. "Do you even now where Pip is staying at in Denver?"

"No." I mumbled.

"Are you serious? We have to search the entire city?" Stan groaned.

"You try getting information from her! It wasn't exactly easy, ya know..."

"Stop complaining. Kyle can easily just find him with his computer." Cartman started to head toward the stairs. "You guys might want to get a few things. Hotel rooms aren't very comfortable." With that he was out of sight.

"Yea, I'm going to head home and fill up my car. Then, grab a few things. I'll be back in a few hours." Stan started to walk out the front door.

"I'll go report what we've found out to my father." Damien said leaving just Kyle and I.

I bit my lip as he glared at me. "I'm guessing you're not up to cuddling?"

"Dude, that wasn't cool. You weren't the one that had to explain things to Stan and Cartman. Christ, they thought we were fucking." He ran his fingers through his red silk hair.

I couldn't help but to smile; he was irresistible when he was angry. "I'm sorry." I grabbed his sleeve gently and pulled him forward.

"I'm not going to forgive you so easy." He tried to mask his smile by biting his lip.

I chortled lightly and pulled him down to me, which he didn't fight too hard against. "You know, we can make their assumptions true..."

His face started to turn red. "Sh-shut up, dude."

I pulled him even closer, placing him on top of my lap then suddenly leaned into his neck and nipped it softly, causing him to cry out in surprise. "Kenneth!" He squeaked.

I pulled him closer to expose his neck more, but Kyle was the one who tilted his head letting me gently bite into it. He wrapped his frail arms around my neck as I kissed down his neck to his collarbone making him shiver slightly.

I felt my pants growing a bit tight and Kyle jumped at the feeling of it press against him. "K-Kenny..." He mumbled softly.

I then withdrew from his neck and lunged forward to meet the Jew's tender lips. He invited my tongue in with excitement as I ran my hands down his back, then under his shirt up his chest. He may be frail, but it didn't mean he didn't have tone. God, my heart was racing.

I drew back from his sweet lips and just hugged him. "Hey, Ky?"

"Hm?" He breathed heavily.

"Do you think if the world wasn't coming to an end, we'd still be like this?"

I felt him smile and nod. "Eventually. You're the type take what he wants no matter what."

I chuckled slightly at his reply then brought him down with me to lay on the couch. I felt him slide one of his hands into mine and him move closer to me. "So, we're really leaving South Park for awhile huh?"

I nodded tiredly. "You don't have to go."

"My mother's going to kill me." I smiled and kissed his hand and looked down into his eyes. He had been staring at me, with his beautiful eyes. "Promise me something?"

"Anything" I kissed his forehead gently.

"Promise me, we'll all come back alive."

A/N_ Bwahaha d'awww. That's so adorable. I kind of want to leave the plot of the story next chapter and have a little Ky&Ken date time. What do you guys think?
Btw, sorry it took me so many lifetimes to get this up. this chapter was a erg. I just couldn't get it out in words XD Anyway, tell me what you think. Cute chapter next or progress the story?