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"Umm...Oh I know! Longnam Style!" Soos giggled and put the record in. Dipper walked up to the microphone stand and adjusted it down as far as it could go, which was still too tall, but he didn't care too much. "Whoppin' Longnam style!"

About a minute later, the crowd was cheering really loud, even the Northwests! Dipper had mastered the dance really well, and was doing it with no regrets. "Heeeeeeeey! She's a lady!" Dipper had altered the lyrics a tad. "Heeeeeeeey!" Wendy and her family walked in, sitting at a nearby booth. When she saw Dipper on stage, she gave him a thumbs-up. "S-Sexy lady..." He whispered, somewhat out of breath. Mabel face-palmed. She whistled through her fingers to get his attention back to the screen that read the lyrics. When he snapped back into reality, Mabel pointed to the screen, followed by a bunch of hand and body gestures that could only be understood if your twin sister had forced you to learn that language. Which Mabel had. He cleared his throat and tried to finish the song.

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