Setting: Survey Corps HQ

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Three men were standing in front of Levi. They wore cloaks visibly cleaner than those of the Survey Corps and the clothing beneath were much cleaner. These men were members of the Military Police, the dogs of the Royalty.

Feeling disgust towards the pigs in front of him, Levi gave them his worst scowl. The fact that the men had neither cleaned their boots before coming in nor take off their robes out of courtesy did nothing to decrease his agitation. Unfortunately, he couldn't kick them out.

"It seems your paperwork is in order."

"Indeed it is Corporal." The tall man, seemingly the leader of the party of three spoke. "Well if there isn't anything else we'll be getting to our business now."

Levi merely shrugged. These men were gonna be a pain in his backside for a whole three days. Officially, this was an evaluation, but to Levi this was an instance of three pigs staying in the HQ for free and taking up valuable resources. He silently hoped that they would wander around too much and end up going missing. Two parties had disappeared in a year, nobody is gonna miss a third.

When people go missing in the Military Police the superiors usually don't report it. On the contrary, they would report that their subordinates have perfect attendance so that they can keep the salary that would normally go to the missing personnel. Corruption at it's finest.

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Eren and Armin were peeling potatoes in the messhall when they first caught sight of their unwanted visitors. They could see them from the window. The three pigs were joyriding on some horses.

"Looks like we've got some visitors." Armin struck up a conversation.

"Nothing but pests." Eren replied.

Eren caught sight of Mikasa as she was unloading some crates near the stable.

The men suddenly stopped joyriding.

One of them called the others.

They started whispering.

He pointed at Mikasa.

They all laughed.

The short one started galloping towards Mikasa.

The horse got closer and closer.

And ALMOST hit her.

"Watch where your going bitch!" He even had the audacity to scream such a thing.

When he had calmed down Eren saw the malicious gaze one of them had upon Mikasa.

Potato fragments flew everywhere.

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That night one of the three men decided to go for a stroll.

"Good evening sir!" A young boy greeted him.

"Do you know where I can get something to drink?" The man didn't bother greeting back.

"Perhaps the kitchen sir."

"I think you know what I mean."

"Follow me sir."

"Hmph. Watch your tone boy."

Moments later they were in a hallway in the far side of HQ.

"So is there a lot of booze?"

"Yes sir." The young boy replied.

"Like. How much?"

"Enough for you to drown." Eren replied, smirking.

The man's world turned dark at that very moment.

"Wakey-wakey." Eren woke the man up moments later.

"What the fuck is going on!" The man frantically asked.

Paper and hay had been shoved into both his nostrils.

"I promised you I'd give you enough booze to drown you right?" Eren showed him a large bottle of alcohol.

Not giving the man time to speak, he shoved the bottle's neck down his throat. He fulfilled his promise.

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One of the men decided to look for their friend who had been gone for more than two hours.

"I'm gonna go look for him."

"Good luck" The other man said between coughs.

"Tonight's coughing spell seems pretty bad." The other pointed out. "That better not be contagious."

"So long as you stay away from my body fluids. Dunno how much longer I'm gonna last."

"Duly noted." The man replied as he walked out, ignoring the last part of the other's sentence.

A while later, he was lost in the dark.

"Are you lost sir?" Eren greeted him from across the hallway.

"No but my friend is." The man replied. "Have you seen him anywhere?"

"I think I saw him heading to the messhall." Eren replied innocently. "He was looking for something to drink."

"Take me there." The man ordered.

"Yes sir." Eren replied. "Follow me."

"Watch your tone brat."

Moments later, they were in the kitchen.

"Well? Where is he?" The Man spat at Eren.

"Don't worry sir." Eren smiled as he playfully held a knife. "You'll be joining him soon enough."

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Two knocks made their way to the last man's ears.

"Who's there?" He said as between coughs.

"Sorry for disturbing you sir." A boy's voice came from beyond the door. "Your friends wanted me to bring you some water, bread and something to relieve your pain."

"Come in then." The man replied.

"Thank you sir." Eren said as he walked through the door.

"Place it on the table."

"Yes sir." Eren placed the tray he was holding on the bedside table.

On the tray was a loaf of bread, a mug of water and a very large knife.

"That's a rather big knife for cutting bread isn't it?"

"It is'nt for the bread sir." Eren grinned as the man lay speechless.

"T-then-"

"It's for ending your pain sir."

Moments later, his body was about to be buried along with his friends'. That is, until Eren got an idea for the sick man's body.

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Early next day, a carriage with a girl on it made it's way to a branch office of the Military Police.

"State your business miss." The sleepy guard inquired.

The woman held up a board with the words "Delivery sir. From wall Sina."

"Are you mute?" The guard asked.

The woman hurriedly erased her previous writing then raised up her board when she had written a new message. "Yes. Sorry."

"I see." The guard replied. "Well then, let me see your delivery."

The guard made his way to the back of the carriage and opened a crate.

"Woah." The guard was surprised. "Meat! And it's been skillfully cut too! Not a single bone!"

"Please hurry. I need to get to somewhere important in thirty minutes." The girl showed him another message.

"Just leave it with me miss! I'll worry about the paperwork." The guard was happy. By getting the delivery girl to go without anyone else seeing, he could keep an extra portion of the meat to share with his buddies.

The girl nodded and went on her way.

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Back at HQ, Eren got rid of the wig, the dress and the rest of his disguise. He smirked as he walked out into the main hallway.

"Good Morning Eren." Mikasa greeted him. "You look happy today."

"Just finished cleaning up." Eren replied.

"I see." Mikasa replied.

"Hey Mikasa."

"Yes?"

"We've got the day off." Eren started. "Wanna go out on a date?"

"S-Sure!"

XXXEndNotesXXX

BLOODY HELL! ... literally.

I wanted to do something creepy like drive Eren into an insane massacre-y state for Halloween so I decided to have some Military Police guys give off rapey vibes towards Mikasa and try to run her over. Nice job Taromaru for getting that.

One more thing, has watching and reading too much SNK turned me into a psychopath?