Author's Note: I do not own Once Upon a Time or its characters. Just a fan.

Emma heard the door to the sheriff's office open and got up to see who could possibly be coming in that late.

"Regina," she said seeing the mayor walk down the hall. "What are you doing here? It's like past midnight."

"Closer to 1 actually."

"Is something wrong with Henry?"

"No, he is fast asleep. There are times I believe that boy could sleep through a tornado. It's a trait he certainly didn't get from me, but at least now I know where he gets it," she smiled.

"I'm not that bad."

"Really? Because I am fairly sure you have gone through two alarm clocks from hitting the snooze button too much."

"In my defense, alarm clocks were surely created by some dark magic. Maybe something you know about," she said smiling back.

"Some things I can't even take credit for."

"So what brings you down to the sheriff's office so late?"

"I have a crime to report sheriff."

Emma looked at her quizzically. "A crime? Ok, well what is the nature of this crime?"

"Well it's a missing person actually."

"Is that so?"

"It is. You see my wife has gone missing."

"Your wife," Emma said. "Why don't we take a seat in my office and you can tell me more about her, you know information I will need if I am going to find her."

Emma led her to her office and Regina took a seat in front of the desk.

"What can you tell me about your wife?"

"My wife is extremely dedicated to her job. Lots of people rely on her to keep things safe. And ever since the town has had these series of break-ins she feels like she needs to be working 24/7 to catch those responsible. It's admirable, really it is, but you see as her wife, I have certain needs that I am used to her attending to."

"What would those needs be?"

"I am not sure I should say. I don't know that she would appreciate this being part of some official report."

"I can keep it out of the official report. I am sheriff after all."

"How accommodating of you sheriff," Regina smiled. "It's still not something I can really talk about, but maybe I can show you to give you an idea."

"Oh, show away Madame Mayor."

Regina got up and walked around the desk. She moved items out of the way and sat down in front of Emma, forcing her to move her chair back a bit.

"You see sheriff I have this spot right here," Regina said moving her hand down so it barely grazed in front of the zipper on her pants. "That I am used to my wife taking care of, but without her around, it seems like I just can't take care of it myself. And believe me I have tried."

Emma gulped. "Is that a fact?"

"Yes, I was trying earlier to take care of it myself, but ended up frustrated and came here instead to see if you could help me find my wife."

Emma stood. "I can certainly see why you would be desperate to find her."

"Desperate is the right word."

Emma crashed her lips into Regina's no longer interested in playing around. She pressed her body against hers and relished the feel of it. She grabbed her ass as she could from that position and moaned as they continued their tongue war. Emma broke off the kiss, stepped back and started to unbutton her pants but Regina stopped her. She looked up at her.

Regina smiled. "I really must be going now sheriff. If you find my wife, let her know I will be at home. In bed."

"Regina," Emma pouted.

"I suggest you find my wife quickly sheriff. I don't like to be kept waiting," she smiled as she walked out.

Emma looked at the paperwork on her desk and the files on the break-ins.

"Fuck it," she said. "My wife needs me."