Disclaimer: I don't own KHR or any of its characters, Amano Akira does
A note before I begin - since we are all KHR fans, I don't think I'll have to specify who says it unless needed. I'll have to thank Red1707 and Sweet Serendipitea for giving me this idea, as always.
You'll figure out the format no problem XD
Now on to the story! - nah, more like a dialogue streak XD
Eto... How do I begin?
Dame-Tsuna, you don't even know how to begin.
Itai!
Ahahahaha! Reborn! The great Lambo sama will kill you!
Die...
Ugyaaaaaaa!
Oyy! Cut the crap ahoushi!
Gokudera kun!
Juudaime!
Tsuna. As punishment for being so Dame, run around Nami chuu, 100 laps. Walk and I'll increase 10 times fold each time.
H-hai!
Yo! Hayato, where's Tsuna?
Reborn san! Let me join Tsuna in his training!
That training is only for bosses. That means you're free to join Dino.
Nah, no thanks Re-
I said go Dame-Dino
H-hai!
Herbivores, where's Haneuma?
DOING REBORN SAN'S PUNISHMENT LAPS AROUND SCHOOL WITH TSUNA TO THE EXTREME!
Shut up Turf-Top
Maa maa, don't fight Hayato~
Don't call me by my name Baseball freak.
Reborn san
What is it Chrome?
Have you seen Mukuro sama?
We haven't seen the pineapple so scram
Kufufufufu, what did you call me Smoking Bomb?
Oh hello Mukuro
Where did Kyou chan go?
Hahaha, they're in the courtyard running laps. Hibari is chasing Dino most likely.
Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
Oh, he got caught already.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!
Juudaime!
Gokudera, I have another training for you.
I'll do anything for Juudaime!
Reborn!
Nee... san... Ugh
Bianchi, you go train Gokudera.
I'll do anything for you Reborn!
Lambo sama is back! I will kill Reborn!
Yo, little Vongola
Adult Lambo!
Romeo...
Damn, gotta run!
Die!
Now Bianchi and the stupid cow is out of the way
How mean Reborn san!
My dear Chrome, you have yet to understand the mafia ways.
Hai Mukuro sama.
Hn, I'm back Herbivores. I brought the omnivore and bucking horse with me.
Laps all done you two?
I dragged them up here and they were screaming : only one more lap!
Okay then. You two, another thousand.
Nooooooooo!
Tch, trash.
Boss!
VOOOOOIIIIIIIII! SHUT THE FUCK UP LEVI!
So many cool guys here~
Ushishishi, the prince has arrived.
You're no prince, fake-prince senpai.
Mu, care to help me be the guinea pig for Verde's experiment? I need a report by tomorrow
Mammon, Lackey is on the roof
Mu, Skull is? I'm taking my leave then.
VOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIII! LET'S SPAR!
Hahahaha, wait up Squalo
Ushishishi, the frog wants to pick a fight with the prince.
I never said that self-proclaimed prince.
Fran, your illusions improve.
Obviously, Pineapple sensei. I wouldn't be in the Varia if it didn't. Pineapple sensei, your trident is stabbing me
Kufufufu, this is what you deserve Apple-Frog.
Fake-prince senpai, your knives are digging into my back.
VOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII! YOU IDIOTS STOP IT!
Hn, crowding herbivores. Kamikorosu
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Juudaime! Hibari! Die!
A fight! Kora!
Decimo ain't gonna survive.
Lal san! Colonello san!
Mu, Lackey almost died as the guinea pig.
Spartans! You almost killed me!
Shut up or die, Lackey.
I'm not a Lackey, Reborn!
Hmmm? What did you call me?
S-senpai! Reborn senpai!
Lambo, I-Pin and Fuuta wants to play.
Fon san! I-Pin! Fuuta!
Hn.
Oya oya, the Ranking Prince is here.
Nnnn... Tsuna nii, protect me.
Hiiiiiiiiii! Don't hide behind me! I'm scared!
I'll protect you Juudaime!
TO THE EXTREME!
Oh Turf-top, I just realized you were here.
I WAS FORGOTTEN TO THE EXTREME!
Onii chan, it you're too loud.
K-Kyouko chan!
Konnichiwa, Tsuna kun.
O/O
Juudaime! Your face is steaming! Did you catch a cold?
I-I'm fine Gokudera kun. Thanks for asking.
Hahahaha.
Nufufufu, you're blushing like mad Young Vongola.
It's the Pineapple!
You mean Melon Ahoushi!
Pineapple!
Melon!
Oya oya, I am neither of those.
Kufufufu, you are definitely a Pineapple-Melon then.
That's genius Pineapple! The Pineapple-Melon it is then!
What did you call me?!**
Coming to think of it, why is Daemon here?!
Decimo, we're just bored~
Primo!
WE ARE THERE TO THE EXTREME!
Shut up, priest.
Hn, stop crowding.
Gyaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Another Hibari! (A/N : "Hibari" is "skylark" in Japanese. "Alaude" is a played version of "alouette" which is "skylark" in French-at least I think so)
AHOUSHI! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I get the feeling that we're forgetting someone...
VOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Hahi!
Haru san!
Tch, you forgot about us. Trash
And us, kora!
Tsuunnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Enma kun!
Save meee!
I'm going to punish you for dressing inappropriately!
Adelheid san!
Hahaha, the Shimon are all here.
Nufufufu, we meet again Young Shimon.
Daemon Spade!
Oya oya, I have no ill intentions this time.
Like I give a damn Melon.
Not Melon! Pineapple-Melon!
You want to start this again octopus head?!
Octopus?
You're one too you know, pinky.
Grrr, my hair's not pink! It's red!
It's clearly pink.
Like hell I'd like a girly colour!
Oya oya, if it's neither red nor pink, then it's magenta no?**
Hahaha, true. The magenta and silver octopi then.
Shut up, yakyuu baka!**
G-guys, stop attacking Yamamoto kun
VOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! WE'RE STILL HERE!
Reborn! You forgot about us!
Lackey, wanna die?
N-no Reborn senpai!
But I was forgotten too so we're in the same boat.
Reborn, i think we are forgetting someone else...
Hn, me too omnivore...
...
DINO!***
And here he is now.
RUN FOR IT!
What?
I DROPPED ENZO IN THE POOL!
WHAT?!***
Now there is gonna be a giant psycho turtle chasing us as if it's been on steroids, drugs and alcohol
Don't jinx us Reborn!
Never mind that Juudaime! Run!
Fake-prince senpai, I don't get what's going on
Ushishishi, me neither. And I'm a prince, not a fake one.
VOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! WHAT'S GOING ON?!
You know, this is the first time I've seen Enma run that fast.
I wonder...
Senpai, there's a giant turtle over there.
Tch, trash.
I don't think you should shoot it boss
Ooo~ Mammon ran away.
Senpai, even sensei ran away.
Ushishishi, then we'll see how strong this thing is
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE VARIA AND THE REST OF THE SHIMON?!**
Kufufufufu/Nufufufufu, we left them behind I guess.**
THEY ARE DOOMED TO THE EXTREME!**
Coming to think of it. Mukuro, where's Chrome?
Oya oya, with M.M., Ken and Chikusa of course.
At least they're not gonna be involved in this.
Bossu?
Chrome! Run! Enzo went rampage!
Why should we listen to you?!
Just listen to him, unless you wanna die.
Mu, the Varia and Shimon are done for.
Hahi? I don't wanna dieeeeeee!
Time skip!
We've been running for hours!
Bakadera! The turtle isn't even chasing us anymore!
Lambo, let's just head home.
See you Juudaime!
Bye Tsuna!***
Wait for me Dame-Tsuna
Tadaima!
Tsu kun! Okaeri!
We're home maman
Okaa san, I'm going to go sleep.
Ara? You aren't eating dinner?
No thanks, I don't feel hungry.
Then I'll eat your share
Reborn!
I'll leave your food in the fridge. For now, catch some sleep
Arigato, okaa san
Dame-Tsuna
What is it? I'm tired
You should at least take into account the people outside your house.
...
Oh, he's asleep. I'll have some fun tonight huh?
How is it? This isn't the first time I'm doing this but it is the first time that I am doing it alone. Should I continue? Maybe I'll create Chat Style for other animes too XD I'm accepting suggestions!
Anyway, just in case I end up hearing questions about this, there is absolutely no normal text in the Fic. Everything is in dialogue. But we can guess what is happening right? I'll leave it up to your imagination!
I'm open for suggestions for the next chapter! I will update this one slower due to me prioritizing my other Fic, Your Life Values More Than Mine, and the fact that I have exams coming up.
Well, hope you enjoyed this one! Please review!