Another fic and I'm sure this will be short I think yeah short just a few chapters and I hope you guys like it!
Just another crazy idea of mine LOL!~
Another NALU!~fic here people… yeah I'm on to updating my others stories and I'm in the process of Re-editing them already and it's so many IDK what fic to edit first haha!~ oh well!
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Title: I'm Not Gay!
Summary: The girl I like thinks I'm… I'm… G-GAY?! ME?! NATSU DRAGNEEL GAY?! WHAT THE FUCK?! NO. JUST. NO! I'll show you I'm a 100% real Ma-MALE! Lucy! NALU! ;)
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Chapter 1: 100% MA-MALE?
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I sighed dreamily as I have my left cheek planted on the desk staring out the window.
"Lucy…" I said her name dreamily.
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"Everyone we have a new student her name is Lucy Heartfilia she transferred from Sabertooth High. Please everyone I would like you to treat her well and welcome her…" Sensei said as she nudged Lucy to stepped forward in front of the class.
Lucy stood in front and clutched her skirt and looked at the class shyly and introduced herself.
"Hi, My name is Lucy Heartfilia. Yoroshiku!~ I hope we can be friends…" She said smiling and a lot of guys and girls awed at her cuteness and of course her beauty.
Natsu lazily glanced up as he heard their class going gaga over the new girl and he averted his gazed on the front and saw the said girl and his eyes suddenly got a little wide and mouth agape.
"She's so pretty…" Natsu whispered as he suddenly felt his heart race and placed a hand over it.
'What? What's this…' Natsu thought as he felt all fuzzy inside and suddenly felt a shadow hovering him and he looked up.
"Hey umm, Sensei said I get to sit beside you…" Lucy said smiling at him and he just nodded quickly and scooted a little giving her space to sit.
"I'm Lucy by the way…" She said handing her right hand.
Natsu looked at her then at her hand and removed his hand over his chest and grasped her soft warm hand.
"Natsu…" He said simply loving the feel of his soft hands in his.
"Hope we could be friends Natsu…" She said smiling.
That's where it all started.
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"Natsu?"
"Natsu!"
"NATSU! Flame-brain! The bell rang! Let's goo!" Gray said smacking me in the head making me jolt up as I glared at him.
"Ice queen I already heard you for the first time!" I said and grumbled as he snapped me out of my dreamy fantasies of me and Lucy together.
"Whatever Tabasco-freak…" Gray said leaving.
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I started looking for my pencil case inside my bag and sensei will be here in 15 minutes cause we have a long test and I shook my bag stuff almost spilling out.
"Dammit…" I sighed and saw my guy friends aren't around yet and saw a group of girls and saw Lisanna my childhood friend.
"Lis!" I said and greeted her.
"Natsu what's up?" She said as she stopped chatting with her girlfriends.
"Could you um lend me a pen? I can't seem to find my pencil case" I said scratching the back of my head.
"Sure, anything for ya" She said smiling and reached out her pencil case that was on the desk and suddenly frown.
"I have an extra but the pen is girly is that all right?" She said raising it up as I saw the said pen it was glittery and sparkly with stars and hearts all over it plus with a small dangling keychain on top that has a cute cat on it.
I glanced at the wall clock sensei's going to be here soon.
"It's cool… Lis. Thanks!~better than nothing" I said and grabbed the pen and went over my desk and the bell rang I saw sensei got inside and saw Lucy too my seatmate going after him.
"Hey~" She greeted smiling.
I was supposed to greet her back.
"Ok class no other things besides your pen on your desk" Sensei said as I put up my pen on the desk as sensei started passing the papers for us to answer with Lucy doing the same.
"Good luck Natsu…" Lucy whispered smiling at me and the suddenly her attention was taken away by something and that something is on my hand and I followed her gaze and saw the girly pen that I borrowed from Lisanna and her face looked a little confused and somewhat unsure.
In short, She looked at me like I was some Gay Homo-freak!
Shit! Lucy must think that I'm a gay Homo! Please no! It's just a pen that I borrowed! Shit her stare it's not cool! Please don't let her think what I'm thinking… It's just a goddamn pen! For MAVIS SAKE! A PEN! But… A girly sparkly pen. FUCK THAT PEN! Sorry Lis, I don't hate you just your…errm. Girly pen.
"Cute pen" She said very fast and looked away.
"Uhh… It's not uh…" I started blushing but then sensei shushed the class as he told us to start.
Lucy just shifted her eyes away from the girly pen urgh and started working on her test.
I stared at my paper and glared at the girly pen.
"Damn you…" I whispered and gripped the pen on my hand and the cat on the pen clanged and shined.
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It was the last period of the day and Gray and I as usual are fighting inside the class without the teacher and as usual the class doesn't seem to care and are now used to it.
"Yanooka? Konoyaro!" I shouted as I gripped Gray's shirt as he gripped mine and grounded his forehead into mine glaring at each other's eyes.
And I pushed Gray a little rough away from me and he tripped and grabbed my shirt falling on the floor with me on top of him and our foreheads clashed making us both groaned.
"You ice-freak!" I moaned huffing face flushed at the tiredness.
"It's your fault not mine you pyro!" He countered back and the door slid opened and I looked up and my eyes widen.
"Lu-Lucy" I said as I looked down and saw that I was on top of stripper with a provocative position while my face flushed at the fight.
"Natsu?" She said her face blushing as she looked away at our position and slowly backed away.
"Lucy… It's not what you-" Then Gray pushed me off him mumbling a cursed word under his breath and I was roughly rolling on the floor back flat as our classmates laughed and teased the both of us being gay homo lovers.
I groaned as I slammed my head back on the floor.
Not again!
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I saw Lucy on her way home my face lit up and smiled.
"Lucy!" I shouted and called as I ran up to her and she glanced back and smiled.
"Natsu" She said as I panted and huffed as I placed my hand on my knees.
"Going home?" I asked as I gained my posture back and smiled at her.
"Uhuhm… Stay still ok?" She nodded and suddenly touched my shoulder and patted something away making me blushed at the contact as I felt her shifted closer to my figure. I gulped nervously.
"Sorry, There is just dirt on your shoulder and-" She continued and placed both of her hands on my collar and saw her fixing it I felt my face grew hot as I noticed that her face was so close to mine and I can feel her warm gentle breathing upon my neck cause is an inch or 2 shorter than me.
"Your collar is kind of all over the place" She said giggling as she fixed it for me as her fingers gracefully work on my collar fixing it. I really like this I wish Lucy could always do stuff like this to me like a girlfriend to her boyfriend being sweet and caring and all.
I blushed hard as I noticed that she is acting like my girlfriend… I like the sound of that girlfriend.
Like we are a couple… I thought blushing hard as I started fantasizing about me and Lucy holding hands walking home, chasing her as I caught her as we threw ourselves on the clear water on the beach as she pout and giggled and… and…
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NATSU'S FANTASY'S 101!~ COMMENCE!
"Natsu!~" She said as she ran away from me.
"Come back here you~" I said chasing after her as I caught her waist and spun her around and threw ourselves on the water making her giggle and kissed me on the cheek.
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"Let's go home?" She said smiling.
She holds my hand as she laced our fingers together as we go home to school and I stopped and pulled her by the waist and leaned down and pressed my lips upon her soft ones as she blushed and squeaked cutely through the kiss under my arms.
"Yeah, let's…" I said resting my forehead onto hers.
NATSU'S FANTASY'S 101!~ END!
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"There, all done…" She said as she stepped backed a little admiring her work as I immediately snapped out of my Lucy-me-fantasy.
"Umm… Thanks Lucy…" I said bowing a little hiding my flushed face.
"It's alright now let's go home?" She asked.
"Yeah…" I said as I walked to her side getting to send her home like a couple.
~Like a couple.
Man that word made me feel fuzzy warm and giddy inside.
Jiiiiii~ Me and Lucy as a couple…
I just hope soon I could get to hold her hand soon as we both go home as a couple.
I glanced at her hand it was almost close to mine.
Grab it!
Hold it!
No must!
RESIST!
DAMMIT!
I sighed mentally.
But being with her/by her side like this is already a dream come true!
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I groaned as my alarm clock kept on buzzing and I threw it a little rough making it shut and broke.
"Now that's more like it…" I grumbled as I put a pillow over my face groaning that's like the millionth of my poor alarm clock who cares gonna buy a new one.
"Natsu-niii!~ Wake up or you'll be late!~" Wendy my little adorable sister shouted through the door.
"Coming… Just 5 more minutes…" I just groaned and I heard her sighed loudly and left.
I got down and sat on the dining table greeting my mom and dad and ruffling my sister's hair and suddenly glanced at the clock and panicked.
"Shit! I forgot we have morning practice today at 7!" I shouted and suddenly grabbed my bag and ran off.
"Bye! Mom! Dad! Sissy!" I said grabbing a toast munching on my way out rushing to school.
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They sighed.
Wendy suddenly glanced at her school bag that is the same with her brother's cause of the school's policy having a similar bag.
"Natsu-nii…He…" Wendy said as she eyed her bag.
"Yes dear?" Mom said as she glanced at her daughter as Dad glanced up a little from his newspaper.
"I think he got my bag…" Wendy said biting her bottom lip.
"That brat…" Dad said and they just shook their heads.
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I sighed as I closed my locker getting another headache from coach as he scolded me from being late and all.
I then glanced at my bag and saw the contents inside making my eyes bulged out.
"What the?~" I said as I inspected the contents inside the bag.
Pink pencil case?
Pink Bento box?
Pink notebooks?
And other pink stuffs…
This is definitely not my stuff!
I know, I know my hair is pink well to be exact it's salmon but what the HELL?! Doesn't mean that my hair is in the shade of PINK doesn't mean my stuff has to be pink too ya know? I don't and I am not a fan of the color pink! Well, it's not that I hate pink but it's a girly color and you guys get the point right?! PINK=GIRL more = GIRLY STUFF… Sighs.
I glared.
I glared at the contents of the bag hoping it would burn and banished with my stare.
"Wendy…" I groaned realizing that this is my sister's school bag and my eyes suddenly got wide and clutched and zipped the bag closed.
It's my damn fault for rushing and grabbing my sissy's bag. Serves me right. -_-
"Shit~ Better not let anyone touch this…" I said or it will ruin my life forever bringing a girl's bag to school my sister's bag nonetheless.
"Morning Natsu" A voice greeted me making my turned around quickly and slammed my back against the locker clutching the bag so close to my chest.
Ohhh… It's just Lucy… LUCY?! WAIT! WHAT IF SHE SAW THE THINGS INSIDE THE FREAKING BAG!?
NO! NO! NO!
Please MAVIS! Don't let me humiliate myself further in front of the girl I like PLEASE! I moaned and prayed mentally.
"L-Lu-Lu-Lucy!~" I said nervously as I looked at her nervous that she might saw the contents inside the bag.
"Ummm hey…" She said kinda backing away noticing my actions.
"Uhh… Uh… I have to go…I'll… I'll see ya later…" I said blushing clutching the bag closer to my chest and ran.
Ran like a maniac.
Smooth Dragneel. Real smooth…
"O-Ok…Later…" I heard her say and looked at me a little confused.
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Shit! Shit! SHIT!
I made it through out the entire day and I slid on the floor behind the locker and wiped my forehead and clutched the bag and glared at it.
"Damn you!~ Because of you I didn't get to spend much time with Lucy…" I mumbled pissed and I suddenly heard voices.
"Really Lu-chan! Awww I knew it! You have a crush on him!"
"Lu-chan?" I mumbled as I continued eavesdropping.
"Shhh… Levy-chan it's just a tiny crush quiet please keep it a secret alright…" The said person said.
Shit!
That voice…
It's LUCY!
What?!
What crush?!
WHO THE FUCK IS IT?! WHO THE FUCKS THE BASTARD SHE LIKES?!
"What's wrong? I mean he is nice and all" I heard Levy asked concerned.
"It's just that…" She started her voice unsure.
"Hmm?"
Just what?!
"It's just that lately I have been noticing that…"She said and biting her lip.
THAT WHAT LUCY?!
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY!?
"He is somewhat different avoiding me and all and I think…" She stopped halfway and closed her locker.
"You think what?" Levy ushered.
THINK WHAT LUCY?! SHIT I'm getting pissed here now! SPIT IT!
"I think he is gay…" She said nervously.
"Yeah I think Natsu's gay…" Lucy said sadly with a pout.
"She likes me~" I said smiling like an idiot.
WHAT?! ME?! MEEE?! ME?! It's me! That she has a crush on! OH YEAH! FUCK YEAH! I clutched the bag hugging it smiling like a maniac. HOLY!~ MOTHERFUCKING TWINKIE LUCY LIKES ME!~ PRAISE MAVIS!
But then I paused found myself shocked as I realized and absorbed the things she just said about me…
…..Lucy…..Me?...Gay?...Gay?...Me?... WTH?...I'm GAY?!…ME?!…..WHAT NO WAY IN HELL?!
"What?! Wait a second. WHAT?!" I said but the slapped a hand over my mouth.
DID SHE JUST SAID WHAT NOW?!
ME GAY?!
NO WAY IN HELL!
Being GAY Is GRAY's THING HE LOVES TO STRIP AND SHIT!
WHAT THE FUCK LUCY!? I'M NOT GAY! I'm POSITIVE THAT I LIKE GIRLS! I LIKE BOOBIES! I LIKE YOU! LUCY HEARTFILIA!
"He is not Lu-chan your just imagining things…" Levy said laughing a little.
Yeah! Lucy I'm not gay you are just imagining things! I'll kiss you right now! As if I can. -_-
"But-~" Lucy said starting her voice filled with doubt and worry as she looked sad finding the guy aka me she likes is a fucking gay homo.
"Oh Gajeel texted me gotta go~ Have a date! See ya tomorrow Lu-chan!" Levy said winking and ran out with her phone in her hand.
I heard Lucy sighed.
I so wanted to bang my head over and over again! And here I thought things are going great that I have learned that Lucy has a crush on me but the GAY! PART! EW! NO I'm NOT GAY! I'm 100% Ma-MALE!
GAY HUH?! I'll show you A REAL MAN LUCY!
I thought standing up and fixing myself and raked my hands through my hair puffed my chest out manly.
I took a deep breath and stepped aside of my hiding spot.
"Hey!~ Lucy!" I said grinning as I waved cheerfully at her as she turned around and saw me.
"Natsu!" She gasped at my sudden presence.
I ran to her I was already near her and I suddenly stumbled and shit I fell in front of her how embarrassing.
"Natsu~" She said worriedly.
My face fell flat on the floor well that hurts…
And my stuff flying everywhe. Wait is that my stuff? Whatever…
"Shit" I cursed under my breath standing up smooth Dragneel real smooth…
"I'm fine…" I said as I stood up and looked at Lucy's surprised face as she saw my stuff scattered on the floor.
That's not my stuff… I rolled my eyes mentally.
WAIT! That's Wendy's stuff! MY LITTLE SISTER'S STUFF!
SHIT!
All pink!~ Everything pink! Pink GALORE! Scattered everywhere I mean everywhere! Is it Pink Festival? Oh FUCK! Please tell me it's no Pink Festival! DAMMIT! SNAP OUT OF IT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PINK FESTIVAL!
PINK PENCIL CASE!
PINK BALLPENS AND ERASERS!
PINK NOTEBOOKS!~
PINK BENTO!~
PINK DIARY! WTF!
PINK!
PINK!
PINK!
PINK! EVERYWHERE!
Like a PINK FESTIVAL! SHIT! There is no such thing as pink festi- oh whatever! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! MY! LIFE!
"Ummm… I Lucy, Lucy… I-I- It's not what you think I-!" I said my face turning red from embarrassment as she stood in front of me shocked as she saw my things AKA not my things Wendy's stuff FYI.
I didn't get any response.
"Lucy? Lucy I swear it's not mine I-I~" I panicked feeling my body go numb and weak as I slowly loose my balance and my voice slowly fading as I still continue to defend and deny it well it's true! It's not mine!
"Lucy I swear, Believe me it's~" I fell into her arms making her squeaked at snapped out of her daze.
"Natsu~" She gasped as she caught me in her warm gentle arms trying to steady me up.
I looked up at her still surprised face and my eyes slowly closing.
"Lu-Lucy…I'm not… I'm…-" Then I blackout not finishing my defense.
-I'm not GAY!
I'm not what you think I am dammit!
FML!
FUCK! MY! LIFE! MAVIS! I AIN'T GAY! I LIKE LUCY! FOR GODSAKES!
And wow really, So much for proving Lucy that I'm a REAL MA-MALE/MAN.
Way to go Natsu Dragneel…
Way to go me…
Weeeeee~
NOTE THE FUCKING SARCASM PEOPLE!
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END OF CHAPTER 1!
Review tell me what you guys think. Awww I feel bad for Natsu really. That lucy thinks he is gay hahaha! Besides being his hair pink LOL!
Awww all he has to do is prove to her that he not gay right?
Easy right?
Or not. Hahahaha!
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I'm excited to see what's up next cause I myself don't know hahahahahahaha! Better start writing soon.
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