Just a quick one-shot that I came up with while mowing the lawn. Really didn't want to wait until Valentine's Day to post it. Enjoy!

Sitting across the lunch table from Elsa, Anna was poking at her food – some kind of potato salad of some sort. You can never tell with cafeteria food. Anna, however, rarely stopped even long enough to breathe when she was eating, so Elsa knew something was wrong.

"What's up, Anna?" Elsa asked, glancing up from her textbook.

Anna looked up at Elsa, setting her fork down. "Elsa, you know Valentine's Day is coming up, right?"

"Of course, I wouldn't forget. Don't try to weasel my plans out of me, though, it's a surprise," Elsa said with a smirk.

"No, no, I wouldn't do that!" Anna said quickly, before muttering a curse under her breath. "It's just – we have each other for Valentine's Day, but Kristoff doesn't have a special somebody. It doesn't seem fair."

"And that's our problem… How?" Elsa asked. "Kris is fully capable of finding someone on his own."

"But he's my best friend, Elsa! I don't want him to be lonely!" Anna pushed her plate away and cleared her throat before standing up. Elsa could swear she heard music in the background.

"Kristoff sure is sweet and kind," Anna sang lightly.

"What are you-"

"He's the bestest friend that I could hope foooor!"

"Anna, stop this right now."

"The perfect stallion you and I must fiiiind-"

"No, Anna. Wait, stallion? Why a stallion?"

"One to really make his heart soo~aaa~aarrrr!"

"Oh god, Anna, please just-"

"Buuuuuuut-"

Elsa heaved a huge sigh in preparation for what came next.

"This one's too young," Anna sang, pointing at a little Freshman named Olaf. "This one's too old," she continued, gesturing towards Mr. Weselton. "He clearly has a terrible cold."

The boy Anna gestured to sneezed as if to prove her point.

"This one's too silly," she sang, patting a juggling boy on the head. "He's way too uptight!"

"I say!" Hans grumbled.

Elsa sighed and rolled her eyes, gesturing towards the gigantic senior, Marshall. "There's nothing wrong with this one, he seems all riiiiiight!"

Anna looked at Elsa flatly, crossing her arms. "His girlfriend sure thinks so," she said.

Elsa looked back toward Marshall. "Oh. Oops."

"How 'bout this one?"

"He's much too flashy. He might do!"

"If he weren't so splashy," Anna sang grumpily as she wiped water from her face. The jock Elsa gestured towards had attempted to squirt water into his mouth from his water bottle, but he had tragically missed.

"Too short, too tall!"

"Too clean, too smelly!" Anna grinned. "Even for Kristoff."

"Too strangely obsessed with tubs of jellyyyyyy," Elsa watched a boy stick his fingers into a jar of jelly and then lick the jelly off his fingers. "I think I might be sick…"

"I don't think that we're mistaken," Anna sang sadly, leaning up against Elsa.

"It seems all the good ones are taken," Elsa agreed, patting Anna on the head.

"I really feel that at this rate, we'll never find the perfect date-"

"-Don't want to quit and give up hope!"

Anna tapped a boy on the shoulder and smiled at him. "Doing anything special for Valentine's day?"

"Oh please, oh please, oh please say-"

"Uh… No?"

Anna slapped Elsa's shoulder playfully. "We did it, Els, we found the o~ne who will set poor Kristoff's heart aflutter!"

Elsa stopped smiling, realizing what had just happened. "Wait a minute, let me get this straight – Are you talking about Sven, the reindeer?!"

The music stopped and the two girls glanced back at the boy they had chosen. He wore a headband with little reindeer antlers on it and had nothing but carrots on his tray for lunch.

"Um, well."

*Ahem*

Anna and Elsa turned around, finding Kristoff standing behind them.

"So, uh… I appreciate the effort and all. But you girls know I'm straight, right?"

Anna looked up at Elsa. "Oh."