READ THIS OT I'LL HATE YOU:

Hi,

I have no words for how sorry I am that my updates have been nonexistent, my life is just six shades of mess right now. Today, I'll be updated all of the ones I need to, so look out for those.

Also,

If you aren't either stupid or a loser, (I'm kidding I love you all) you should check out Butchercup (the person). Her stories are amazing and deserve hundreds of reviews! She is pretty much my best friend and I would love for her to get the recognition she deserves. So, check out one (or all) of her stories and leave a review please! (She is the sweetest person you will ever meet so give her your love)

I'll come after you!

Now: onto the update:

This is a humor/parody fic and is not to be taken seriously.

I own nothing but the idea.

Brute:

1) "I just came here to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now."

2) "A DUCK WALKED UP TO THE LEMONADE STAND AND HE SAID TO THE MAN, RUNNING THE STAND, HEY!"

3) "Sorry doesn't sweeten my tea!"

4) Sobbing: "DESTIEL. STILL. ISN'T. CANON!"

5) "I love it when you get your SHINE ON!"

6) "Life is like the road that you travel on…" (tell me the song for a cookie)

7) "Do you feel it now, Buttercup?"

8) "I WOKE UP LIKE DIS!"

9) "Aw, hugsies!"

10) "Who's the cutest supervillan in the world? I AM!"

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