Decided to rewrite my South Park OC story and gave my OC more optimism and positive attitude.

Down at the bus stop at a small town in Colorado, there were four boys. Kyle, a Jewish boy in an orange jacket and green hat, a boy named Kenny, whom always hid his face in his orange hoodie, Stan, whom wore a blue hat and brown jacket, and Eric Cartman, a fat boy in a red jacket and turquoise hat.

Eric was known as a fatass and he was, but denied it all the time. He spent a lot of his time cursing and making fun of Kyle of being a Jew and Kenny being poor.

As the boys walked into class, they noticed someone in Cartman's seat. She was a chubby girl, but far from looking like Cartman. She had dirty blonde long hair.

"EH! Ho! Outta of my spot!" Yelled Cartman.

"Woopsie!" She responded and moved to the empty seat next to Eric's spot. "Wrong seat."

"You're such a dick, Cartman." Yelled Kyle.

"At least I'm not a stupid Jew."

"Take your seats!" Mr. Garrison yelled.

The class sat down while the blondie stood up and went to the front.

"Now class this is Allison Jade, she just moved here so please show her respect...Eric!"

"EH!" Eric shouted.

"Excuse me Mr. Garrison," Allison said. "Would it be too much if you and the class pretty please call me AJ? I mean, Allison is such a long name to say."

"...Whatever, take your seat."

"Oh tay." AJ took her seat back next to Cartman smiling.

"Oh my fucking God, this girl is such a goodie goodie bitch." Cartman whispered to Kenny.

("Dude, no fucking way. She seems pretty damn awesome.") Kenny responded. ("In fact, she is probably the most positive girl at this school. I'd love to get a piece of that.")

"Kinny your such a man whore."

"QUIET ERIC!" Shouted Mr. Garrison.

"Psst..." Whispered AJ to Cartman. "Do you have an extra pencil?"

"Yeah, but I'm not giving it to you." Cartman responded.

"How about a trade." AJ unzipped her bag and pulled out a box of Double Stuffed Oreos. "How's this for a trade?"

Cartman looked at the box of Oreos and couldn't help but give in.

"Thank you, Eric." She smiled.

Later in lunch at the boys table, Cartman was munching on the Oreos,

"You guys, it was fucking sweet." He munched. "The noob traded my extra pencil for these Oreos. She's such a dumb ass."

"And you're a fatass." Clyde said.

"Clyde, go fuck yourself."

"How about you. Lets be honest, you probably jack off every night because you know you'll never get a girlfriend."

"YOU KNOW WHAT CLYDE, SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"Don't be mad at him because its true." Craig spoke.

"GOD DAMMIT CRAIG! YOU'RE NOT IN THIS YOU ASSHOLE!"

"Hi guys." AJ said walking over to the boy's table.

"Hey, you're the new girl." Kyle said.

"Yeppers. That's me."

"My name's Kyle."

"AKA JEW BOY!" Cartman mocked.

"Shut up, Cartman!"

("Hi, I'm Kenny.") Kenny said.

"AKA SUPER POOR!" At that point Kenny punched Cartman in the face and Cartman fell down. AJ giggled at the sight.

"Nice punch, Kenny." She said.

("Thanks.") Kenny responded. Cartman stood up and sat back down at the lunch table while he flicked off Kenny.

"I'm Stan, and over here are Craig and Clyde." Stan said.

"Hi." She said. "I hope we become good friends." At this moment AJ's eyes shifted to look at Cartman, whom was beginning to get a bruise on his cheek.

"Excuse me." She said as she walked over to Cartman.

"Dude, what the fuck is she doing?" Asked a rather confused Kyle.

"Hey Eric." She said. "Are you okay?"

"Okay!? Kinny punched me in the mother fucking face!"

"Yeah and your starting to get a boo boo." She opened her lunch bag and pulled out paper towel and an ice pack. She wrapped the ice pack in the paper towel and gave it to Cartman.

"Here, put this on your cheek."

"FUCK NO! I'm not a pussy! I don't need an ice pack!"

"Looksies, I'm sorry for laughing, but I couldn't help it. I just love to laugh. Now please put the ice pack on."

"No."

"Please...?"

"No!"

"Pretty please...?"

"God dammit!" Cartman took the ice pack and put it to his cheek.

"See that wasn't so hard." AJ got up. "Well I gotta go. The girls invited me to their table. Bye bye." AJ skipped merrily off leaving the boys confused.

"...What the fuck...?" Stan said.