I DONT OWN KIRBY, ANNOYING ORANGE, JUST DANCE BY LADY GAGA, THAT QUOTE FROM MUSHU FROM MULAN TWO, THE TOOTSIE POP COMMERCIAL THINGY ETC.
Cole: Alright...DB! Where the hell is everyone!?
DB: Lunch Break.
Cole: Oh.
Time Guy: Five minutes later back at the castle.
Rellik: -_-'
Cole: Aaaaaaaaaand, We are back! First up is sonickirbypokemonfan! DB! ROLL THE TAPE!
Kirby : eat everyone
Kirby: HEEEEYUP!
Everyone: *flying into his mouth*
Inside Kirby's stomach.
Cole: Woah...this is REAL weird... *staring at the stars and galaxies inside Kirby's stomach*
Dedede: GRAH! THE ACID! IT BUUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNNNNSSSSSSS! *getting burned by floating thingys of stomach acid*
Cole: Oh yeah...Damn it does hurt! LANDIA! GET ME THE FLYING FUCK OUT! NOW DAMMIT! *grabs Landia's tail*
Landia: *belches out fire*
Kirby: O.O HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT!*barfs*
Cole: Nevermind...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW! next.
King Dedede : give title of king to Kirby
Cole: That isn't a very good idea. But do it anyway.
Dedede: *gulps while giving crown to Kirby*
Kirby: *devilish smirk* Poyo poy...
Cole: *puts communicator on Kirby* Three, two, one...action.
Kirby: *gets star rod* *turns everything pink* *makes a LOT of watermelons appear* OBEY ME PEASANTS! I AM YOUR RULER NOW!
All the boys except Escargon and Galacta: GAH! WHY THE FUCK AM I PINK?!
Galacta: I really don't care.
Fumu: *gasp* Sir Meta Knight! Language!
Dark: SHUT UP YOU YELLOW HEADED BITCH!
Escargon: I don't look half bad in pink actually...
Dedede: *blush* I'm going to the bathroom.
Cole: Anyone want to guess what he's gonna do in there?
Bun: Poop?
Dark: Masturbate?
Meta: *cleaning himself off*
Fumu: *nosebleed* *runs to other bathroom*
Dark: Again, masturbate.
Cole: LOL Next.
Meta Knight : don't wear your mask for two chapters
Meta: *shrug* *takes off mask*
Cole: *takes a picture* *drops it in DA FANGIRL PIT OF DEWM!*
Japanese fangirls: META NAITO KYOU! KAAWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DESSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
American fangirls: OH MY FUCKING GAWD! IT'S META KNIGHT! HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! I LIKE TOTALLY WANT TO F-
Cole: *slams door* Eh...you okay Mety?
Meta: *about to faint from blushing and thinking weird thoughts*
Cole: I think we should move on now...
Galacta: I think so too...
Cole: *throws him into the pit* next.
Fangirls: Ew...pink chicken.
Bandanna Dee : throw your spear at any person
Bandana: *dressed like a mime* *throws spear at Escargon* YEAH! I'M HAVING SNAIL TONIGHT!
Escargon: OW!
Cole: I like fire.
Dedede: *back and looks pleased* I feel a lot better now.
Fumu: *back and has a tissue* My nose hurts.
Cole: You have a nose?
DB: COLE, WE HAVE A SCHEDULE TO KEEP UP WITH! Next.
Tiff : kiss King dedede
Fumu: o.o wut
Dedede: *picks her up, swings her around and French kisses her*
Fumu: *limp*
Meta: *furious* *kills Dedede*
Cole: D8)
Escargon: D;
Fumu: *wakes up* *runs to bathroom with four containers of mouthwash*
Cole: ...next?
Tuff : and dance
Cole: Just dance.
Gonna be okay.
Da do do.
Just dance.
To that record babe.
Da do do!
Bun: *break dances*
Cole: next. *revives Dedede*
Meta: *about to kill him*
Cole: *stops him* I SAID NEXT GODDAMMIT!
Escargoon: go to france
Escargon: Cole, can you mail this letter to my mother? It's my will.
Cole: Um...okay?
Escargon: *gets on plane* *looks out door* Farewell...my friends.
Dark: I am NOT your friend! Hermaphroditic bastard...
Dedede: No Essie! Don't go! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU! PLEASE!
Dark: Homosexual douchebag...
Cole: LANGUAGE. We're trying to keep this T rated remember?
Dark: -.- bitch...
Meta: Didn't he just kiss Fumu?
Fumu: *back and shivering with disgust*
Dark: Yeah...I guess Dedede is bisexual as well.
Fumu: ?
Everyone else: ...
Escargon: I'm sorry my king,*turns away dramatically* but I must. *whispers* I love you...and I will continue to love you even through death...goodbye, my love.
Dedede: *sobbing* No...no it's not fair. IT'S NOT FAIR!
Cole: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF IT'S FAIR OR NOT! *picks up Escargon and throws him into the plane*
Airplane: *takes off*
Dedede: NOOOOOOOOOOO-
SS: *eats him* Hey, how many of the same people have I eaten so far?
Cole: *shrug* Moving on...
Marx : pick up a orange without using your mouth
Marx: Tsh, easy as pie. *stabs orange with wings*
Annoying Orange: DALALALALA DALALALALALA!
Marx: What the frick?
Annoying Orange: Ha! Your purple! That's weird!
Marx: *eats him* He tastes awful.
Cole: I hate that show...next.
Magolor : eat zero
Magolor: ...how?
Cole: I have no idea...Soul Form?
Magolor: Okay.
Zero Two: NO.
Magolor: *eats him* 0.0 *spartan warrior outfit* HE TASTES...LIKE CHICKEN!
Tokkori: That's offensive.
DynaBlade: *nods in agreement*
Galacta: *eyeroll* How do I keep getting back up here?
Cole: *kills him* DON'T ASK.
Bun: *shivering in fear*
Taranza : be awesome
Taranza: :) Sorry I'm already awesome.
Magolor: *drooling*
Cole: How is that even possible?
Dark: This is the fucking Kirby universe. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.
Galacta knight : get married to meta knight
Cole: He's dead...hehehe...hahaha...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Meta: :D
Fumu: *shoots Galacta's dead body*
Dead Galacta: *twitches*
Fumu: *shoots again* Just to be sure.
Meta: 0.0
Cole: We should move on.
Dark meta knight : fly and fight marx
Dark: OH BRING IT ON YOU PURPLE MARSHMELLOW!
Marx: YOU WANT MARSHMELLOWS? I'LL GIVE YOU MARSHMELLOWS. *BEEEEAAAAMS*
Dark: *is a pile of ash*
Cole: BURNED. *revives him*
Dark: *shocked* I-I-I th-thought you h-hated m-m-me...
Cole: *wink*
Dark: *stare*
Nightmare : give yourself a nightmare
Nightmare: *goes to sleep*
Noddy: *wriggles into his pillow*
Nightmare: *wakes up* AH! I WAS DREAMING I WAS SURROUND BY A BUNCH OF GIRLS THAT WERE REALLY GUYS IN REALISTIC COSTUMES AND THEY WERE TRYING TO-
Cole: *shoves him into the fangirl pit*
Fangirls: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Nonsurat: *throws up*
Cole: Clean that up...
Nonsurat: *nods*
Zero : go on a date with Nightmare
Zero: :D *jumps into the pit* HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!
Fangirls: ZEEEEEEEEEEERRROOOOOOOOO!
Zero Two: *jealous*
Cole: Anyone else want to join them?
Nearly all guys: *raises hand*
Meta: *metafacepalm* No.
Kirby: *looking really eager* YES.
Cole: WELL YOU CANT. NEXT.
Lololo and Lalala: Twerk
Lololo: Do we really-
Cole: YES.
Lalala: But why-?
Cole: JUST. DO. IT.
Lololo and Lalala: *twerking*
Everyone: Creepy...
Honey: *begins to cry and hides behind Iroo*
Iroo: *faints*
Honey: B( You've got to be fucking kidding me.
Fumu: O.O
Rick and Kine : how many licks does to get to the center of a tootsie pop ?
Rick: Uh...how am I supposed to know? I only eat apples.
Kine: What's a Tootsie Pop?
Coo : answer that question
Coo: *holding a Tootsie Pop* One. *lick* Two *lick* Three. *lick* *crunch*
Tootsie Pop: *gone*
Cole: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never know.
Dark: *eyeroll* Wow, so original Miss Dumbass.
Cole: *kisses him*
Dark: *blush*
Everyone: *stunned*
Dark: *purring*
Fumu: *looking at Meta*
Meta: ...
Cole: Next?
Nago : Eat Pitch
Nago: *munching on Tokkori* Meow? *eats Pitch*
Pitch : eat Tokkori
Pitch: *belches* Ew...and why does my butt burn really badly? *coughing out feathers*
Cole: GAAAAAAAAAH! THE RAINBOW UNICORNS ON CRACK ARE INVADING!
Pitch: That's wasn't what I was asking.
Rainbow unicorns on crack: *making everything explode*
Cole: That reviewer was right. Don't trust the crack unicorns.
Everyone: YA THINK?
Cole: No. I can't remember where I put my mind.
Everyone: ...
Galacta: You lost it?
Fumu: He's back again.
Galacta: *wink* Only for you babe.
Meta: *cracks knuckles*
Galacta: ...
Cole: I LIKE CHOCOLATE RAINBOWS. Next?
Silica: WHAT!? CHOCOLATE?! WHERE!?
Cole: Nowhere because I'm badass like that. *badass pose with top hat*
Silica: *bitch-slaps*
Cole: :(
Chuchu and Ribbon : fight over Kirbys love
Chuchu: OH BRING IT ON BITCH!
Ribbon: *seething with rage* That isn't a way to speak to a princess.
Chuchu: PRINCESS, MY ASS. YOU'RE NO FIT TO BE A PRINCESS THAN NIGHTMARE IS TO BE A RAINBOW HIPPY.
Nightmare: Peace. *hugs a tree*
Ribbon: Why you little bitch...
Kirby: *ogling at Chuchu* Woah...she's got the wild side. I like that.
Meta: ...
Kirby: Yeah, Ribbon's a bit too clingy don't you think?
Meta: I'm going to wash out your mouth with rye soap.
Chuchu and Ribbon: IF YOU DARE DO THAT TO MY LOVE, I WILL TEAR YOU TO SHREDS.
Chuchu: NO, HE IS MINE!
Ribbon: NO MINE!
Both: *cat fight*
*HUGE ASS THUNDERY SOUND*
Cole: Hey! It's back!
Random guy: Sup?
Cole: Oh...hey...you're back...
Random guy: *naughty smirk* Only came back for that babe. *points to Silica*
Silica: Oh great, now he's hitting on me instead of Fumu.
Cole: Why do think that is so?
Silica: *hair flip* Because I'm so much hotter than her.
Random guy: *drooling* DAMN STRAIGHT.
Fumu: Hey!
Silica: Tsh. It's true.
Grand Doomer : announce to everyone that you're awesome
*HUGE ASS THUNDERY SOUND*
Grand Doomer: Hello, peasants. It is I, GRAND DOOMER! AND I...am awesome.
Cole: *drooling*
Dark: *red eyes* That son of a bitch...stealing my girl...he will pay.
Whispy Woods : get in a race with jet Kirby
Whispy: The first one to the other side of the forest wins. Okay?
Kirby: *equips Jet* YEAH. BRING IT ON TREE.
Cole: ON YOUR MARK. GET SET. RACE!
Tree on the other side of the track: *stretches branch across the finish line*
Cole: WE HAVE A WINNER: WHISPY WOODS!
Kirby: But I didn't even have a chance to charge up...
Whispy: *troll face*
Keeby and Shadow Kirby : become more famous than Kirby
Cole: *kills Kirby* There, now they're more famous than Kirby, because Kirby is a loser and Shadow if friggin' adorable.
Keeby: What about me?
Cole: You look like a lemon drop and those are Silvie's favorite candies.
SS: *eats Keeby*
Keeby: OH, WHAT A WORLD! What a world...
Cole: I LEIK DEM CHEEZ ITZ.
Dark Matter : Be Happy
Dark Matter: Do what again?
Cole: Be happy.
Dark Matter: ...I don't know how...
Cole: Well...smile.
Dark Matter: *smiles* *stops* I don't feel any better.
Cole: Zero, go hug your servant.
Zero Two: Zero is still in the pit.
Cole: The you hug him. Your the one with wings.
Zero Two: *huggles DarK Matter*
Dark Matter: ...I'm different...
Cole: Aw...poor baby. *huggles and kisses* That feel better, Pumpkin?
Dark: That little asshole... Why are they always stealing her from me?
Dark Matter: *smiles slightly* *nods* Thank you. I've never felt such emotion before. It makes me feel good.
Cole: *cuddles*
Dark Matter: (c:)
Cole: Shall we move on?
DB: *tears up schedule* Whatever. We're way behind anyway.
Adeliene : challenge Drawcia to a painting competition
Adeliene: Madame Drawcia! I challenge thee to a paint duel!
Drawcia: *game face* I accept. But be warned, Young One, my being was made to paint!
*Epic Paint War*
Cole: It's a tie.
Both: WHAT!?
Cole: both of you painted the same thingy. A blubberfish thingy with spiked dorsal fins and a huge anal fin.
Adeliene: I didn't paint that!
Drawcia: Nor did I. I painted the Lor Starcutter drifting through space.
Adeliene: I painted an Aurora Borealis with stars speckling the background.
Dark: *snickering in a corner*
Daroach : rob everyone
Alright that's all for now
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Daroach: ALRIGHT! *runs around stealing stuff* Lets see what I've got... Sword's helmet, Blade's ponytail, Dark Meta's mask, Meta's mantle, Sectona's scepter, Adeliene's paintbrush, Drawcia's hat, a scarfy tooth, a tuft of Wolfwrath's fur, Cole's chocolate rainbow cereal, Dedede's robe, Escargon's will, Dark Matter's sword, a bit of Zero's skin, a feather from Zero Two's wing, Fumu's diary, Bun's soccerball, Memu's earings, Parm's waistcoat button, SilverStone's gem, Taranza's glove, Falspar's mohawk wig, Nonsurat's white piece of armor, Dragato's cape, Arthur's plume, one of Whispy's apples, Rick's fur, Coo's feathers, Kine's sanity, and a LOT of other things...
Cole: GIVE MEH BACK MAH CHOCOLATE.
Daroach: *smug* I already sold everything to the Black Market.
Cole: WHY? WHY!?
Daroach: Except for a few things I want to keep for myself. *reading Fumu's diary* Ho-ly crap...naughty stuff, this is.
Fumu: H-hey! Give me back my diary!
Daroach: ;3 no
Cole: Let's move on. Next person! My Imagination12!
YOU CHEARED ME UP AFTER A REVIEW THAT I NOT LIKE! Lol, loved my entrance. XD
Cole: Aw shucks...I try.
Magolor, hug me now! I am ur biggest fangirl :D
Magolor: *silence*
Cole: *poofs her in*
MI12: I LOVE YOU MAGGIE! *epic glomp*
Magolor: c:
MI12: :)
Magolor: :D
Cole: ...next?
Landia, roast Nightmare anyone? He tasted of steak.
Landia: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR! *toasts Nightmare*
Cole and MI12: *samples*
MI12: Hm...needs a bit more salt.
Cole: *nods*
Landia: -_-' *puts salt*
Cole: Better. :)
MI12: Kirby, ... durp... XD
Kirby: Doirp, DERP, darp, dwape...DARR! *cross-eyed*
MI12: *pokes Taranza* Taranza, U have a loooot of hands...
Taranza: YESH. DAT MEENS MOAR CUDDLEZ FER MAH KNIGHTS!
Meta, Daaku, Galacta: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Taranza: *CUDDLEZ EPICALLY*
Galacta: *dies*
Daaku and Meta: *shivering*
Cole: *angry*
Fumu: *wants to kill*
MI12: *laughing obnoxiously*
Sectona: *pokes her shoulder* Hi.
MI12: AAAAAAAHHHHHH A WASP BEE THING! GEUT IT AWAYYYYYY FROM MEEEEEEEEE! *hides behind Magolor* Save me Magolor. DX
Magolor: *transform* MAGOLOR SOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUULLL! *eats Sectona*
Sectona: GAH! *pokes around stomach*
Magolor: O.O *throws up*
Sectona: *happy*
Zero Two, some people call u oxygen: O2
Cole: Hi, Oxygen.
Zero Two: STFU.
MI12: SEE U LATER! *throws a lamppost at Secitona* THE LAMPPOSTS HAVE STARTED TO ATTACK!
Cole: *poofs her away* Okay! That's all for now! See you later!
Kirby Crew: BYE!