I honestly on't have a problem with Yowsah. But this chapter stems from when I named one (fictional) tiger Sungai (Indonesian for river), and the other Dukun (Medicine man) and told Etharah. So yeah. She freaked out.

The phantom bride of Gondor: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

All the companions disappeared except River, who nuzzled up closer to the Docter.

"NOPE" Etharah was back, and was freaking out about something. "NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE!"

A blast of wind flew between the two, breaking them apart. "YOWSAH'S MY NOTP!"

Everyone looked at each other and backed away from the angry author, who was now taking a physical form, It was a ball of light in a humanoid shape.

"Now, If ANYONE! Tries to ship Yowsah again in this sory, I swear, I will personally gut them and throw them to the lions!"

"uh, What Lio-" Leo started, only to trail off because of a burning look from Etharah.

"Yes ma'am."