Gray Fullbuster felt nothing. He didn't know why. Surely someone who just made sixty million from stocks was supposed to be happy, right? He continued staring at his screen, wondering why he didn't give a fuck about sixty million dollars.

Well you see Gray Fullbuster is a corporate investor, in fact he was the best investor to ever take Wall Street by surprise. He made 120 million on his first week. But did anyone know of this? Nope.

Gray left his laptop and went out into the balcony. He got a great view of the landscape overlooking his compound. He did a quick scan of the premises. Security Guards all around, taking shifts. Not to mention, the beautiful scenery, along with the gorgeous morning sun and the fountains. He saw something that made him sigh. He dialed a number on his phone and waited for the other side to pick up.

"Hello?" said a voice. "My ice sculptures are melting in this heat, which brings me to the question, what the FUCK do I PAY YOU for?" Gray hissed through the phone. "Sorry sir I'll-" Gray cut the line.

Gray Fullbuster was a man who preferred secrecy and loyalty over all else. He invested in the right places and ended up becoming rich overnight. He even setup a website for selling and purchasing shares, since he had so many.

So, Gray Fullbuster was living the life. But he would give it all away if he could burn down that big ugly tower that ruined his scenery. They called it the Tower of Heaven, and gray hated it because… let's not get carried away. There is a time and place for that story.

*RING RING MOTHERFUCKING RING*

Gray looked at the caller ID. 'Laxus Dreyar' was displayed along with the subtitle 'Fairy Tail Corp.'. Gray smirked. It's been a while since Laxus called, and an even longer while since he called concerning business.

"Yo sup' "Gray said, after picking up. "Gray, we need you to come in." Laxus said. "Come in?" Gray asked, clearly puzzled. "Fairy Tail Corp. attempted a hostile takeover of Dragon Slayer Tech." Laxus replied urgently, with a hint of annoyance. Gray Snorted "You pissed Natsu off? That idiot does stupid shit when he's pissed, so how did it lead to you calling me?". "Well your best friend was smart enough to file a lawsuit to setup trade barriers, and he got the best lawyers in New York, Scarlet & Fernandes Law offices" was Laxus's reply. "You need a Lawyer?" Gray asked, well it was more os a statement. Laxus sighed. "You have a degree, don't you? Then you'll be going up against Erza Scarlet first thing tomorrow morning in court." said Laxus and cut the line.

Gray smiled as he looked at the horizon, the tower not bothering him anymore. First thing tomorrow morning he'll be seeing Erza Scarlet… and he should damn well be prepared for it. After all she was his ex. Who knows? He might just get to punch Fernandes tomorrow too.

As he went back to bed he thought "Life is good…"

"Wait a fucking minute…. It's morning" Gray himself stated aloud. He jumped out of bed and proceeded with his morning… as in – he went to change.

While he's busy with that, lets take a trip down memory lane…

Four years ago, back when Gray was 19, he took a job. A job... to get rich as fuck ASAP. See, him and his friends saw Laxus inheriting a FUCKING HUGE company, Sting inheriting a SHITONNE of cash, etc. even Gajeel got rich overnight…selling weed.

It was a robbery. The culprits were Natsu Dragneel, Lucy Heartphilia, Erza Scarlet and Gray Fullbuster. Washington Bank the place, Heartphilia Railways general reserves the target. $1000000000 in platinum bars. Natsu and Gray were posed as cleaners in the bank, while Lucy hacked through security. Erza stood by with a truck to carry the platinum out of there. The perfect plan….

That would have been the case… if the goddamn vault wasn't six floors underground. Natsu and Gray managed to smuggle out 500 million – a goddamn truckload. Erza headed to Macao in the truck, he managed to sell the bars and get the cash.

The other 500 million? Natsu blew their cover so they were shit out of luck… until a few weeks later Lucy's dad tried to move the remaining money to a swiss bank account. See, Lucy knew her dad well despite being such a bitch.

She transferred the rest to individual accounts with a little help from Gray, who ended up taking a trip to Switzerland. All in all, the crew had 200 million each, 125 million in cash and 75 million in the bank.

As you must have noticed, 200 million got lost in the transfer – to god knows where. Now how did the gang spend this money? Why did Gray have a falling out with them? Long story short, Lucy blamed him for the lost 200 million. After the big argument, Gray ended up leaving.

Natsu used his cut to buy his father's company back. He only had half of what was needed, wasn't even close. So Lucy came to his rescue with her cut. They married shortly thereafter. Of course the company in question was Dragon Slayer Technologies.

Erza took her cut and put it into Jellal's rehab program. Soon after he was dismissed, Jellal and Erzaz took the rest of the money and put it into building that big ugly tower. Clean energy, he called it. That tower, once functional could produce enough energy in a day to run New York for a year. Money from sponsors helped them to initiate their law offices.

Gray's cut? As you can probably guess he invested over the internet and got rich as fuck. You know, 400 million is a lot of money. Gray the 'smartass' actually did take the 200 million that went missing. Gray came back out with a new attire consisting of a black shirt and jeans. He took a deep breath, "What a dick I was back then… I robbed my friends of 150 million, and I'd do it again" he thought.

Now the problem at hand. He looked outside to see his sculptures in good condition. He proceeded to jump of the balcony and land graciously on his feet in the process.

"Let's see here…Kadillac, Kamero, Pherrari, Astonne Martin… which car for tomorrow" he said arrogantly as he went through his garage. The roar of an engine interrupted him as the gates of his compound was opened and a Bugattee Veyron, THE fastest street legal car, drove in and stopped right in front of him.

Laxus Dreyar stepped out, wearing a $16000 black suit with a matching tie. "You're gonna have to do better than that Gray" he said with a smirk. Gray just smiled, a bit surprised by the visit. "Wait till tomorrow, and I'll show you how to make an impact" he replied and walked back into the house.

Laxus laughed – hard. That kid keeps impressing him every goddamn time. He went back to his car and drove home at full speed. It seems all he had to do that morning was go to Gray's place and say one fucking sentence. Wow, the writer's such a dick. Laxus's supposed to play an important role in this fanfiction.

Meanwhile, Gray ordered a blimp, 15 jets and a parachute.

That very night, Erza Scarlet couldn't seem to get any sleep. She was going to be seeing Gray tomorrow, after four goddamn years. She gently crawled out of Jellal's embrace. She went to get a glass of milk. She'd heard of Gray in the lawyer business.

He was infamous for never losing. He always represented Fairy Tail Corporations, and always acted cocky with the judge. Erza smiled and said, "You'd better look out Gray, because this'll be my house you'll be playing in". True enough, Erza did know the judge in Fairfield Court on wall street. As far as she was concerned, she had the upper hand and she'd win. She always did, over Gray that is.

Somewhere else, Gray sneezed. "Come at me Erza" he chuckled.

Author's note – I am aware of the fact that the cars don't have their real name, but you can probably take a wild guess on what they're supposed to represent. The first chapter is kinda boring but it gets better as it progresses.