AN:My First fanfic so don't expect much but read it anyway wooohoooooooooo!

Disclaimer: Fairy Tail is not mine it's Hiro's the Ideas though in this fic came from my counter-productive mind….. Onto the story!

Chapter 1: WTF!

The sun shone brightly in this town called Magnolia, the place where I was born and my roots rooted and such things that old people say. Unfortunately some people like me just really don't like the Sun (cuz I'm hotter than it alright) that damned thing hovers all over the place like a damned UFO looking for weird people to abduct. It was hotter than hell and I haven't been there…Yet. But here I am in the middle of the Central Garden standing like a damned doofus waiting for a friend that will never seem to show up anytime soon…. But that's fine Stephen King was keeping me in company anyway….

Well I take it back it's not fine at all for as far as I know the time we must meet was around 9:00 am and what the hell it was already half past twelve. So I decided to leave him a message. I brought out my phone but I can't seem to see those things that's there clearly because of the brightness of Mr. Sun. I used the book to block the sunlight so I can see things clearly. I angrily pressed down the letters so angry that I could break the screen of this touch- screen phone.

"Where the hell are you? 3 hours man! What are you doing applying Crayola in your face get your ass here. I could've done better things in those hours!" I touched the send button and as fast as 5 seconds my friend already replied. I sighed if only that was as fast as he got here it would've been better.

"Wait just five minutes, Do you mind I asked my other friend to go with us she said she was also going to pass forms and such anyway she's also going to Magnolia University try to get along with her. Sent her there. I just fixed my shitty documents." As I read the message I immediately replied. Wooooooooooh! There's a chic maybe she's hot but anyways….

"Ok, that's great." I pressed the send button once again. Five minutes had passed and my friend still isn't here. Damn! If I knew I would've gone myself. I would already be in Magnolia University passing my documents needed for college and probably be home chillin' playing Assassin's Creed: The Black Flag. But no I am a good friend so I waited for hours. I sighed once again.

Well, let me give you a background info about me. I am the Jellal Fernandes not just Jellal Fernandes but the Jellal….. So, I just graduated from high school two weeks ago. The high school I graduated from is Era High the most expensive school in the universe. I'm here cause as I said a while ago I will pass the forms needed for college. Imma Freshie again. Laxus Dreyar, my best friend, like a brother to me. A brotha from anotha motha… Well, we did not study in the same school He studied in Fairy Tail High, but we knew each other because of street basketball and because our schools faced each other in the Inter-High and it goes on and yah I briefly explained it. So, I hope you enjoyed my little story telling cause I'm not really enjoyin every bit of it. Five minutes became 30. Such Wowe. I tried reading the book I was currently holding (Bag of Bones by Stephen King).

"Where The Fuck is Laxus… damn it's already like ninety degrees out here…" I whisper-shouted and damn I felt my azure hair sticking to my forehead wanting to be part of it and droplets of sweat from my forehead dripping down to my really awesome Spartan green eyes passing the crimson tattoo above and under my right eye. Where I got that? That's a story for another time kids.

I can't seem to focus on the book I am reading since the heat is starting to get to me. I bought a cold water in some hot-dog stand but the moment it got out of the mini refrigerator it suddenly became lukewarm. Such Wowe. Now I am holding a previously cold bottle of water in my hand and decided to chug it down like my life depends on it cause the heat was too much that it could give you stroke and I really wanted to take a bath again…..

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand there goes my wish…

"What the Fuck!" I exclaimed as I felt cold water sprayed all over me. Was it water? Damn it was Coca Fucking Cola! My now white shirt had this weird dye like shit in the middle. It was hot alright but I didn't need to be wet, I know I had wished to take a bath but not in this damned Garden and especially not with coke. Could've at least gave it to me so I can drink it but DAMN!.

I was trying to remove this thing with a hanky that I got from my back pocket aaaaaaaaand it doesn't go off this stuff stuck like glue. I was trying my best not to feel irritated, first was my friend and then now this person spilled this brown soda on my white shirt. One snap and the good guy is out. Just one.

"No need to utter such foul language dumbass" That did it I was really annoyed now I looked up to meet her brown eyes staring as fiercely as she was….. Stare-Glaring at me? What the! The nerve of this woman she was the one who spilled it all over me and she is the one currently angry. Only if she wasn't beautiful. Those scarlet locks seemed so soft and silky that I wanted to touch it and those brown eyes that looked hot as hell, the curves of her body not to mention her assets are so….. Well I leave that to you. But wait I SHOULD be angry!

"Excuse me missy but I have all the right in the world to say such foul fuckin language since YOU spilled shit on me and not even apologizing for it!" I practically shouted that at her face.

"Who the Fuck are you it's just coke and if you want me to apologize then I am fuckin sorry!" red-head said. The nerve of this woman and her language would make a sailor proud, so proud that they'd drown in happiness….and COKE!

"It's not just coke. Well, of course it is, but I-I-I still h-have somewhere to go so I-It's not just c-coke!" I was stuttering cause I am mad well it usually happens when I'm mad but to hell with it.

As I still tried to remove the brown stuff on my white shirt also casually glancing around to spot my late friend the woman suddenly said something that really pissed the hell out of me.

"Well, give me 10 bucks you made me spill my drink after all" She said nonchalantly as she was holding her hand out.

Wait I am going to give you money because you spilled your drink on me, who was just standing in the damned Garden waiting for someone as the sun is currently blaring over my head then you suddenly show up and really was not looking where she was going then unceremoniously spilled that damned brown drink on me. Then now it's my fault. What the Fuck is wrong with people nowadays, Good guy Jellal fuckin Fernandes was really out right now. Wow just wow….. Such Wowe. This woman is a damned Bit-c-Beautiful creature that fell from heaven cause she's a Bitch there I said it.

"Oh sweet mother of pizzas I'm out of here" I said to no one in particular. I may have a potty-mouth but I still have manners, and I know when to quit but this woman in front of me doesn't seem to have those so I decided to go away. That was the moment I heard the annoying voice of my friend….. Just in time!

"Jellal!" He yelled the name so loud that everyone in the place now knew my name.

"Wow! Laxus you are actually very early…. Only if the expected time was 9 pm. What the hell!" I said it with added Humor in it but as I read in this book Bag of Bones, Humor is anger with make-up.

" Jeez, calm down. So you met my friend Erza." As those words left his mouth I was utterly shocked if it was possible my eyes were as wide as my mouth can be. I looked at the person he was introducing, stared at her and if staring could make people melt this woman would be melting this instant. The friend he texted me about was a total bitch and now I really wanted to go home even though my oh so evil friend and her equally evil adopted kid was there.

Well life really does give you lemons, they don't just give it they squeeze it directly to your eyes so you would wail like a fuckin baby. I sighed for what seemed the nth time of the day.

What the Fuck!

So Sup my first fanfic and go on tell me what you think I'm not good in writing but anyway tell me what you think. Tell me if I should continue or just remove it so yah…..

Just type your suggestions in the review thingy so yah Have a great dane ahhahahhah Day!