A/N: This is Em, and a crack fic, so don't take it too seriously. It was something that Darius (a person in my library volunteer thing, and since he doesn't want his name to be recorded so I used an alias), came up with and I HAD to write.

Enjoy the stupidity!

In the beginning there was nothing. And God said,

"Before I go about the whole 7 Days thing, if I create the world, then Twilight will be created."

And so the Bible ended.

Yeah. That's it. It's a total better story than Twilight, please read my other work. Thanks! (Please review, serious flamers will be burned to death with cookies. Raisin cookies.)