This is an experiment.

"Hello?"

"Hi."

"What do you want?"

"Don't you wanna know who this is?"

"Answer the question."

"Mine first."

"*sigh* Exactly how did you become one of the police force?"

"What do you mean?"

"I already know who and what you are so zip it."

"Nonononono! Don't hang up! I have something important to tell you!"

"Hm?"

"Your parents... They're dead..."

*silence*

"And that's good news because?"

"You're not gonna cry?!"

"Crying is a waste of time... If I just keep mourning and not doing anything, someday I might regret it... Besides, they wouldn't want me to mourn now for the -"

"Um... Are you sure you're not currently watching Black Butler?"

"..."

*another silence*

"Seriously who says 'hi' when someone's dead?"

"Wh-"

*hang up*

*takes caramel candy*

*eat caramel candy*

*phone rings again*

*sighs and ignores it*

"Aren't you gonna answer it?"

"I don't care if it's the neighbors, the police force or even the greatest detective in the world..." *logs into computer and begins typing* "... I wanna know what my parents did before they got killed."

*a bunch of files appear*

"Gah... These bells won't stop ringing in my head... Is someone having a wedding?... A blessing?"

"Or a funeral maybe? Hehehehe..."

Done! Hope you like the prologue. Sorry if it sucks though. ^^" I hope it's very interesting.