Disclaimer I do Not own Kim Possible.

"So this is where the dreaded Steve Barken lives, pretty swanky for such an old dude" said Felix.

"I know right, I've never seen so much stuff related to war" said Yori.

"Why does your father have a thing for weapons that are long and pointy?" asked Kat.

"I don't know, I think it's a guy thing" said Kim.

"A guy thing, sure is!" said Felix sarcastically.

"I'm in the military and I collect spent bullet cases" said Will Du.

"Yeah that's odd to" said Monique.

"Hey did anyone see Ron at school today?" asked Yori.

"Oh he's with daddy" said Kat.

"Um what?" asked Felix.

"I thought that was a bad thing for Ron?" asked Kim.

"Oh it is but it's to late for that loser" said Monique.

"So do we get to see your room?" asked Felix.

"No" said Kim.

"So no guys or is that everyone?" asked Will Du.

"Wait your own boyfriend has never seen you room?" inquired Yori.

"No I have not" said Will Du.

"Show us" sang Kat.

"Show us" sang Monique.

"Show us" sang Felix.

"Fine I'll show you" said Kim.

"Yes!" said Will Du.

Kim led the group up a flight of stairs through a hall which housed a fourth restroom and a locked door.

"You keep your door locked?" asked Yori.

"When your parents are going it where they can you learn quickly" said Kim.

"Good thing I own my own place.

"Gross" said Felix.

"The elderly are quite horny, my grandfather...never mind I shell spare you the image" said Yori shuddering.

"Thank you how kind" said Will Du.

Kim took out a small key which was on a ankle bracelet she wore. She inserted the key and unlocked the door.

"I bet you room is all pink!" said Felix.

"Watch she collects stuffed animals" said Yori.

"I bet it's a complete mess" said Monique.

"Ha ha very funny" said Kim.

Kim turned the knob reveling her room. The walls were pale green \, her floor was water blue. She had three book shelves containing a collection of Animorphs, Inubaka, Yotsuba,Naruto and literary classic's. She had a desk with paper, pencils, notebooks, and crumpled up wades of paper scattered around her desk. Her laptop rested on her cream white bed sheets.

"Boring lets watch some tv" said Felix.

"Girl who dose your decorating?" asked Monique.

"Me why?" asked Kim.

"We'll talk later" said Monique her inner fashionesita showing.

"Oh joy!" mumbled Kim.

The group headed downstairs and took over the couch. Felix flipped through channel after channel looking but not watching.

"What's the Iron giant?" asked Felix.

"A cartoon movie about a giant robot from space" said Will Du.

"What the heck is Joe Dirt?" asked Felix.

"A movie about a guy who has nothing and ever since he got lost at the Grand Canyon he's been trying to find his family who turn out to be horrible people" said Kim.

"Ok what's 300 about?" asked Felix.

"300 hundred hot half naked muscular men from Sparta going to war against the Persian army" said Yori.

"What is My Friend Martin?" asked Felix.

"2 kids accidentally travel back in time and meet Martian Luther King Jr, then when they find out he is destined to die they bring him as a kid to the future screwing everything up" said Will.

"Guys!" said Kat.

"What?" asked Kim.

"My water just broke" said Kat.

Der end.

Author note.

I hate this story I realized writing it was the most uninterested I ever felt when writing. I now know I can't do normal stories. Thank you for reading.

All the movies listed are real.