Disclaimer: I don't own Inu Yasha; so you can't sue! Besides, I'm broke except this penny. -Clutches penny protectively and accidently drops it into the air vent- MYY PENNY! NNNOO!!

A/N: Yup, I got this idea from a review. Thanx ArtemisMoon!! And thanx to all my reviewers. Let's see there's ArtemisMoon, Tyfani-chan, Brit-chan, notaningen, T'laren, Crystal Arrow, Chels-Dawg, and Karoi. Thanx guyz!!! -Hugs everyone.- Okay everyone please review.. THIS IS THE LAST CHAPTER!!! Oh yeah, Brit-chan, I might kill Houjo, 'cause I don't like him either. He can burn! -laughs manically as thunder goes off in the background-

Arin: I can't believe people reviewed this crap!

B-chan: Who asked you?!

Arin: If you would have let me write a chapter it would have been much better! Anyway, I would've probaly given Miroku a bloody nose and he wouldn't be walking for a loooong time.

B-chan: I know, but I didn't want to scare the readers.

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Opening Poem

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Gotta go fast,

Gotta make it last.

Gotta see,

Deep inside of me.

I'll hold your heart.

You'll never see,

The real me.

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The man chased Mioku around the house and Arin was pretty much rolling on the ground laughing at his misfortune. Miroku was tackled down by the man, his arms locked behind his back.

"Let's sees whut we can do wit ya." The man said. "Any suggestions ladies?"

Arin got up, dusted herself off and recalled when Miroku watched her do a strip dance. An evil smile crept on her face as she pushed a stray lock of hair behind her ear. "Revenge is sweet..." She took a deep breath and yelled out, "SSSTTTRRRIIIPPP DDDAAANNNCCCEEEEE!" All the wet t-shirt girls chorused a 'YEAH!' in reply and cheered at her bright idea. Miroku started sweating and struggling as the man picked him up.

"Ha, ha! Sounds like a fair punishment ta meh, ladies. C'mon, yous!" he said as he walked to Arin's room at the end of the hall. The man roughly threw Miroku into the room and let all the girls in. Arin, Sango, Kagome, Cyle, and Inu Yasha walked in and shut the door on Shippou. Inu thought it'd be funny to watch Miroku suffer and Kagome walked in just following the crowd. Sango partly wanted to watch him and partly wanted to see if the man would hurt Miroku more. And only Kami-sama knows why Cyle went in..

"Do it!" The man commanded. Miroku looked off pleadingly to Inu-Yasha, but Inu was laughing silently so as not to get a 'sit' from Kagome. Miroku blushed as he thought of stripping, especially in front of Sango! The man blocked his exit from the room and was ready to leave when he started stripping. Miroku sighed a frustrated sigh and started untying the first tie to his robes, letting the purple cloak fall to his feet. The girls cheered and he suddenly smirked, bending over to pick it up..

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Shippou was mad! Once again they shut him out to do adult stuff and he was treated like a little kid! It just wasn't fair sometimes! He leaned on the door and started banging on it until the man on the other side banged on the door, where Shippou was leaning, thus causing him to go flying back from it.

That only fueled his rage more and he yanked on the beads dangling over the door in anger. He broke off one strand of beads and stormed off towards the music. He jumped on the couch and watched the happy party-goers dance. It soothed him a bit, yet he walked towards the snack table hoping to clear his head a bit.

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Miroku was swinging his purple sash around his head as the fat man left. The girls were laughing and whistling and Inu Yasha was laughing too. Sango was staring in disbelief that Miroku was stripping, as was Kagome.. That is between glaring at Inu Yasha and looking towards Sango and Arin.

Arin was sitting on her bed yelling 'woo-hoo'. Houjo was no where to be seen, and Cyle was watching and laughing. Why is he watching, you ask? Maybe he has yaoi tendencies.. After all, he and Beyou kissed during spin the bottle.

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Shippou looked at all the snacks up on the table. Let's see candy bars, popcorn, Air Heads, M&Ms in a bowl, Skittles, and the gaint, bigass punch bowl.

Shippou remembered the pink, sweet tasting water which all of us thoughtfully call 'punch'. He jumped up on the rim and remembered Arin yelling at him for having his head in the bowl, lapping up the punch. He leaned over and realized that it smelled different than last time.

He causiously took a sip and realized it tasted strangely better than last time. He dunked his head in the punch and lapped it up with speed he didn't know he possessed. Little did the poor guy know, that someone had spiked the punch.

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Miroku was now fully stripped, his robes in a pile on the ground, and dancing around a little, enjoying himself. The girls were drooling over his broad shoulders, and well-toned chest, perfect abs, with slender, yet manly hips.. And a nicely sized.. package.. to go with it...and...

Inu Yasha clamped a hand over Kagome's eyes, pulling her to the door, and Sango's mouth was hanging open at the fact that he actually did it. She's pretty much in a state of shock from watching him strip, while Arin laughs her ass off and cheers along with the wet T-shirt girls.

Believe it or not, some of them are starting to wish they hadn't said no to him.. But, they don't want children and they have some morals at least. Cyle is watching with a smile on his face. Maybe he is gay, you say? Yeah, I guess so, but he's not really important here.

Some of the girls cheered for an encore as Inu Yasha shut the door behind him and Kagome, and began to walk back to the party, both of them in shock. They approached the party and were horrified at the sight they beheld..

There was Shippou, dancing in tune with the music, without his clothes on. He was by the punch bowl with a crowd around him cheering him on. Kagome ran over to him.

"What are you doing Shippou!" She cried out.

"Ddaaancin'." Shippou replied with a couple of hiccups in his speech, as he wobbled, trying not to fall down. Inu Yasha grabbed him by his tail and gathered his clothes. "You little kitsune brat!" He growled as he began putting Shippou's clothes back on, snarling at the crowd formed around them.

Kagome saw that there was a little punch left and fished out some into a cup. She took a sip and scrunched up her nose. "Someone spiked the punch." She sighed.

"What's that suppose to mean?" Inu-Yasha asked.

"It means he's drunk." She said flatly.

A now fully dressed Shippou wiggled out of Inu-Yasha's grip, and ran to throw up on that plant that Beyou and Cyle threw up on.

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Miroku, fully dressed, walked out of Arin's room with Sango. "I can't believe you did that, Houshi-sama..." She stated in disbelief.

"Me either." He replied as the girls and Cyle walked out too. Arin was staring at him and laughing, thinking his suffering was hiliarious. She walked over and saw Kagome and Inu Yasha on the couch. Kagome was holding Shippou, as he complained about everything spinning.

"What's up with the kid?" She asked.

"Someone spiked the punch, apparently." Kagome stated.

"Is there anymore?" Arin asked.

"Nope, Shippou drank it all."

"What!? You didn't save me any!?" Arin screeched as she wacked Shippou over the head with her fist.

"Owww! My head already hurt, but now it hurts worse...Oww..."

"Arin!" Kagome glared at her.

"Higurashi!" Houjo called out, as he came and sat by Kagome.

"Err..Hi again, Houjo-kun."

"Wow, I can't believe they made that guy strip." Said Houjo as he slipped his arm around Kagome's shoulders. Inu Yasha growled and got ready to kill Houjo, when he remembered Kagome would sit him before he could kill anyone, including Houjo. He growled again, but then got an idea, smirking to himself.

"Oi, uhh...Houjo, right? Can I talk to you for a minute?" He said as he pulled Hojo outside.

"What was that about, Kagome?" Arin asked.

"No clue." Said Kagome as she stared at the door through which Inu-Yasha and Houjo left.

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Inu-Yasha led Houjo to the side of the house, which had a pool. They got on the deck and stood side by side.

"Okay, we're here...What do you want to talk to me about?" asked Houjo.

"This!" Inu Yasha yelled out as he bonked Houjo on the head, making him go unconsious. Houjo collasped on the ground and Inu Yasha laughed to himself as he walked back to Kagome, leaving Houjo beside the pool.

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"Where's Houjo?" Asked Arin.

"He wanted to sit by that thing with water in it."Inu Yasha said.

"Oh the pool." Kagome commented." Well, C'mon Inu Yasha. We gotta get going. It's almost midnight and I'm tired."

"Feh." replied Inu Yasha. So, Kagome, holding Shippou, Inu Yasha, Miroku, and Sango all walked back to Kagome's house.

........... ALTERNATE ENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Okay, we're here. What do you want to talk to me about?" asked Houjo.

"This!!" Cried out Inu-Yasha as he knocked Houjo unconsious and threw him in the pool to drown.

"Where's Houjo..?" Arin asked.

"He wanted to take a swim." Inu Yasha said.

"C'mon guys. It's almost midnight and we need to get back." Kagome said.

"Feh." Inu replied. As he walked with the rest of the Inu-tachi, back to Kagome's house, one thought was on his mind. How long until they found Houjo's dead body in Arin's pool and how loud would she scream?

............Owari

A/N: How was it? Plz Review. Yay! I finished my first fic. Woo-hoo! Tell me which ending you like better. I like the alternate one better and it would've been the real one, but I didn't want to offend anyone. But, I HATE Houjo... Well Review everyone. And thank you all again for reading my fic.

Arin: It sucked, but I like the alternate ending. At least SOMEONE died. But I'm not sure who Houjo is.

B-chan: Shut up! It didn't suck! mumbles to herself Maybe I should've had Arin die...

Arin: I heard that!!!!

B-chan: barely dodges Arin on a rampage with a mallet.