Hello my lovlies! I can not believe that it has been so long since I last updated. *chuckles nervously* But before you all get out the pitch forks I would like to make a quick announcement. *ahem* I'mreallysorrythatIhadnotupdatedbuttomakeituptoyouIdecidedtowriteareallylongchaptertomakeupforit,ok? Everyone got that? Good!

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Chapter 5: Confusion

WHAT. THE. SHELL.

That was the only thought running through my head as I watched this weird little girl, well little was not exactly the word I would use but none the less weird… She was at our table eating pizza when moments ago she had been attacking me as though she had the intention of skinning me alive.

And man was she packing it away! The little creature was onto her third box of day old pizza and showed no intention of stopping anytime soon. She was probably going to beat Mikey's personal record of four whole boxes in one sitting.

Shaking my head to clear my thoughts and get my mind I begin to look her over (A/N: Not that way you sick pervs!) and get a better understanding of what I was dealing with.

The girl was about 5'6'' and looked to be around 16 or 17 years old, rather than five as she claimed. She had thick red hair that hit a few inches above the middle of her back, it was a shade or two darker than April's. Speaking of which we should probably call her to see if she could bring some clothes for this girl…her dirty tee-shirt and camouflage pants looked like they would fall apart if we touched them.

But the part of her that drew the most of my attention were the huge bat like wings that were attached to her back. I had already seen her fly so I knew that she could actually use them and they were not a decoration but I wanted to know how they got their. From what I knew humans were not born with wings of any kind otherwise they would end up in a zoo or as a lab rat like in all the since fiction movies I had watched on T.V. So did the Shredder's goons attatch them to her? Or was she the unexpected result of trying to make a humanoid bat thing?

Uhg I'm getting a head ache again…

When I look up I see FIVE empty pizza boxes next to the girl and a surprised Mikey looking like he's about to faint. The girl however is buzzy finishing up the gallon of water that she had been given to help with all the pizza that she had devoured, and looked like she was about to finish that too.

Hicup. She covered her mouth and then looked sheepishly around at the table.

"Sorry." She said still in her childish voice, rather than the adult voice she had been using before, was she realy acting like a kid for sympathy? Cuz she aint gonna catch me with my guard down. Not after that stunt she pulled in my room…

As her head started to drop every few seconds or so Splinter directed her to the couch so she could lie down and take a nap, even though she slept for like six hours already in my room. After looking around the "living room" the girl spotted a pipe that went directly though the living room, about five feet below our twenty foot celling (Donnie measured it a while back). Turning away from the couch she began to go in a crouch and shot up into the air…again.

Turning to look I was surprised to find that rather than simply diving onto the couch in a childish way like Mikey, she kept going up until she was hovering in front of the pipe she had been eyeing. After looking it over for a few minutes she stepped lightly on it with one foot before stepping on with the other foot, that's when I noticed something off about her feet.

They weren't flat like a normal person's foot, they were at an incline like she was wearing really high heels and her toes were about two inches long but they looked more like talons than anything. Gipping lightly with her toes she began to test the pipe to see if it would give under her weight, and shuffled her feet a bit to get comfortable. Then she crossed her arms in an x over her chest, folded her wins so that they wrapped around her but left her head exposed, and leaned backwards letting gravity take her.

Jumping up we all rushed to see if we could save her or view her untimely death. Neither of which occurred…

"WHERE THE SHELL DID SHE GO?" I shouted.

Looking around stunned I couldn't figure out what had happened, she should have fallen some were around here unless she decided to flap those wings of her's and not die after all. I turned quickly to Masta Splinter to ask him if he had seen what had happened until I noticed that he was looking UP.

Hanging upside down from the pipe in the celling was the girl.

Hanging upside-down from her toes specifically.

And not falling.

Looking up at the girl I could not get over the shock that she was actually hanging about ten feet above the concrete floor with only her ten toes holding her from death and she was not even worrying about it… Instead she was sleeping.

Wait, din't the blood rush to her head bother her? When me and Mikey were younger we used to see who could stand on their head longer… Well he mainly bugged me nearly to death until I would do it with him and he would gloat about how he always won, I told him it was because he had no brain for the blood to go to. Back to the blood rush thing, if even after two or three minutes it was painful…so how did she stay like that while sleeping, not get any discomfort in her body, and not let go of the pipe in her sleep?

Uhg…I give up this girl causes even more head aces than Mikey and she's only been awake for ONE hour!

Turning away I walk slowly back to the kitchen area to see Leo siting down and eating a bowl of cereal. Looking up he raises an "eyebrow" and gestures in the direction of the girl that was currently part of the ceiling. Shrugging my shoulders I grabbed my chair and was about to sit in it until I heard Master Splinta's voice.

"My Son's, come to the dojo there is much we must talk." He stated as he began to move toward the sliding doors of the dojo, on the other side of the room.

Sighing, I get up and begin to shuffle slowly towards the dojo and get ready to kneel in front of Splinta to hear the little lectura that he was going to give us about man handlin the girl.

As I reached the door of the dojo I could already see the agitation in Splinta form the way that his tale was swishing back and forth as he was pacing the front of the dojo. Uhg, this was going to be a long discussion about what happened. Why did it always have to be me? Why?

Once we were all positioned in front of Splinta his wrath was released upon us.

"What were you all thinking?! You could have hurt that poor girl for no reason! Did you even consider that she was frightened and used her natural instinct to attack? I am disappointed in you all but," here it comes, he's gonna single me out "most especial you, Leonardo."

Wait did he say Leo?! Wahoo! Yes! This must be my lucky day.

"And you too Raphael," Aw shell, never mind "What possessed you to fight with the girl? I saw the blood on the floor I hope you did not open any of her wounds or seriously harm her with one of your Sais." Frowning Splinta stares intently at me.

"But Masta Splinta, she was da one that attacked me first. I was just going to hold her down and I did, the first time when she flipped out and tried to run for it. But she started running for the door an half way their she started ta cough up blood, an then fainted. When I got her back in the hamik, she started thrashin round then wok up, and tried ta more or less skin me alive! She was about ta start throwin punches when Leo and the guys showed up. I swear that nothing else happened!"

"Why would she try to attack you my son?" Splinta asked "Was she afraid of you or did you come off as intimidating?"

"No she woke up and was fine until she saw my face," I admitted a little embarrassed "After that she started screaming something about the Shredder and experiments, but she was freakin' out so bad it was difficult to understand her. An' when I pinned her to keep her form hurting herself she wouldn't explain what she said, then she fainted on me."

"Nice to know someone could fall for fall for ya dude." Mikey snickered.

Shooting him a glare from were I was kneelin' I was so tempted to smack him upside the head at that particular moment.

"Michelangelo! This is no time for jokes! Something is seriously wrong with that girl! We need to find out what it is and help her to the best of our ability, also the fact that she mentioned the Shredder is of grave concern." Splinta said as he stopped infront of us.

"Donatello, when she wakes up I want you to look at her wounds and treat them." He said as he looked at Donnie, "And check her head thoroughly to make sure that an injury is not the cause for her strange behavior."

Sighing we all got up at began to make our way towards the door of the dojo when Splinta made one last coment.

"Leonardo, Raphael, fifty ninja flips. Now!"

Uhg…Why me…

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