In the land of Ooo, two adventurers have just learned of a plant in the Dark Forest that is supposed to give one mysterious powers and a general sense of cool awesomeness. Obviously, that is the kind of thing that most adventurers would want, so they quickly traveled home to get some supplies. The taller one, a boy with a white bear hat and blue clothes, spoke to the smaller one, a dog with yellow fur, "Hey Jake, do you think that it'll be easy to get to this plant?" The dog responded sarcastically "Hecks yeah Finn, it's just the Dark Forest." Finn smiled sheepishly, "Oh, right bro." They finished getting ready, packing several sets of clothing, food for a few days, and some extra swords. "Alright man, you ready?" asked Finn. The dog nodded ecstatically as he stretched into a larger version of himself and allowed Finn onto his back, before walking to the ominous woods barely visible in the distance.

A few days later, a noise was heard from a patient in the Candy Kingdom hospital. This boy was around 16 years of age, had long black hair and was in your typical hospital gown. He got up and blinked slowly, his face showing no emotion as he looked around the room. He saw a mirror through the open door of the bathroom adjacent to the room he was in. He stood up, silent as night, and walked quickly and quietly to the mirror. He rinsed his face and grinned in the mirror, feeling the slightest twinge of happiness when he noticed all of his teeth, including the ones that he shouldn't have currently. The hospital room opened and a person in pink, who seemed to be made of pure bubblegum, entered the room. "Finn?" she called. The dark boy silently strolled out of the bathroom and stood behind her. Discouraged, the Princess turned to leave and gasped in surprise as she noticed the boy behind her. "OH GLOB!" she screamed. Finn laughed, not perturbed at all by his silent chuckles as opposed to his previous outrageous guffaw. "Hey Princess." he said casually. "What's up?" Princess Bubblegum was about to get angry, but noticed that he was totally different from the immature and loud boy before. The Princess was astonished, especially by the hair. She asked him a question, "Don't you feel... different?" He again quietly chuckled, "Of course Princess." he said with a slight sarcastic tone when he said the last word. "Now would it be too much to ask if I could get some clothes? Or do you like keeping me around half naked?" She blushed, affronted, and motioned for someone to come in. "Your previous clothes are too small, so i brought in a personal tailor for you." she said. As the tailor took his measurements, he asked what Finn would like. "Some skinny jeans and a t-shirt, black. And leave some room in my crotch." he said, smirking as Bubblegum left the room, turning a darker shade of pink than normal. Now that she was gone, he thought to himself aboutt his new attitude, fompletely ignoring the tailor as he took Finn's measurements. 'Hm, I can tell that I'm acting completely different. I wonder what happened... All well, Fuck it. It's not like I care anyway.' The tailor looked at him expectantly, "What, you wanna tip or something?" Finn asked, not bothering to be polite. The tailor walked away, grumbling uunder his breath as he passed by a concerned Jake talking to Princss Bubblegum. Jake continueed what he was saying after the tailor was out of earshot, "So he's acting totally different? He's not trying to kill anybody is he?" Princess Bubblegum shook her head, "No, he's just acting... well... cool." Jake looked at her seriously, "So you are concerned, bcause he's acting awesome. Which is exactly what we were trying to do when he passed out." Bubblegum looked discouraged at Jake's lack of faith, "NO, he's acting wierd. The closest thing to it would be like Tree Trunks turning into Marceline." Jake gasped loudly, "NOT THE APPLE PIES!" Bubblegum smacked herself in the classic "Facepalm" fashion, "Whatever Jake, physically, he is just fine except for his sudden change to black hair and his new height." she said, tired of his shenanigans. "You can see him if you want." Before she even finished her sentence, Jake was already in the hospital room. "HEY FINN!" he yelled, eager to see his buddy. "How you doing?" Jake asked. Finn smiled, but with little emotion, "I'm chill." he said. They caught up as Finn got his new clothes delivered. After a quick change and assurance that he would have more clothes waiting for him at home, they left the kingdom of candy.

When Finn and Jake got home, they immediately saw Bmo, who, upon seeing Finn, started sobbing uncontrollably. "No, Finn... Your BEAUTIFUL HAIR!" it cried. Jake quickly settled Bmo's crying before he went to make dinner. Finn went outside to greet the delivery from the Candy Kingdom with his clothes, before taking them inside and throwing them in his closet. Jake, seeing the action, questioned Finn. "Hey man, how did you know that guy was here? Even I didn't hear him." Finn shrugged his shoulders, "Guess

Princess Bubblegum gasped as she looked at the results from the test she did on Finn. It seems that the plant had infected him with the power of COOL! Now he is immune tto all sorts of random crap, because of his pure awesome shield. Not to mention the magic powers that come with being cool. Like the abilityy to make everything look easy, even if it isn't. Skateboarders have used that one for millenia. Marceline is the only one alive that had the power of cool left, and she was a thousand years old. Now we've got TWO OF THEM.