April 1st, 2014 - April Fools

AUTHOR: LaCie

April 1st, 2014 - April Fools

"Oi! Alfred! I got you those bloody Oreos you depend on so much from the store! Get your arse down here before I change my mind and take them back!" a loud thud came from upstairs from someone falling off of their bed in a hurry making Arthur Kirkland smile softly. "git" he mumbled the term affectionately as his boyfriend appeared from around the corner with a huge smile on his face, his eyes twinkling in excitement.

"OREOS! OH MY GOD ARTIE YOU'RE THE BEST!" Arthur simply sighed and held out the packaged goods as his boyfriend took the package from him.

"Oh by the way I opened it to eat a few I hope that's okay love.."

Alfred looked up as he began to peel the plastic "lid" off the package with a puzzled look on his face. "I thought you don't like American food?"

Arthur blushed 'bloody hell at this rate he'll figure it out' "I-I uh figured I would try a few after all one can never not widen their horizons" Alfred started at his blushing boyfriend for a few moments before shrugging and pulling out five Oreos. Arthur was staring at Alfred intensely as if waiting for something but the American was too excited to notice. Alfred happily munched on the Oreos until freezing in shock. Arthur's posture straightened as he noticed Alfred's expression change, before he burst out laughing as Alfred began to scream and spit the Oreos out.

"Oh my- Hahahaha- oh bloo- hahahaaaahhh Oh you should see your face bloody git! Oh god this is bloody fantastic! Happy April fools you git!" Arthur was bent over holding his stomach as tears poured down his face as he laughed. He had known Alfred wouldn't be awake when he'd get home so he'd bought the Oreos with good intent until he realized it was April fools and decided to switch the filling of those godamn things with toothpaste. Arthur had spent an hour replacing the filling in all of them because he knew Alfred would choose a random cookie in his excitement.

Alfred spit out the cookies into his hand and wiped his mouth off which only put the cookies back into his mouth as his boyfriend had his little laugh. "oh my god what the hell did you do to them Arthur?! What did you do to my babiesssss?!"

Arthur straightened his back and wiped a few more tears from his eyes "I just replaced the filling with toothpaste….in every single bloody one of them! Ahahahaaaa" Alfred's face had change to one of sheer horror after hearing how his boyfriend had mauled his precious ones. "oh my god Arthur how could you?!" Arthur shrugged in response to his boyfriends distress "firstly it's April Fools day, second they're just cookies Alfred you'll get over it love….even more so because I bought you an untampered box of them…" He reached into the grocery bag and pulled out an un-opened bag of Oreos.

Alfred eyed them warily, "hell no I don't know what the hell you've done to those" Arthur sighed in irritation, "I did nothing to these ones Alfred for god's sake just take the bloody Oreos!". "No way dude! I dun know if you like somehow magically switched them again!" Alfred pouted and crossed his arms showing he wouldn't take the Oreos from Arthur. Arthur growled in frustration before setting the box down on the table and walking over to the kitchen "Fine! If you're going to be this bloody ridiculous over godamn Oreos then don't eat them. I'm making tea". Alfred sighed as his temperamental boyfriend began to fill the tea kettle with water and slam it onto the stove setting it on high and adding the tea leaves to it.

However some part of Alfred wanted Arthur to finish that tea quickly mainly because last night he (knowing Arthur has a sweet tooth) switched the salt and the sugar as a prank for April Fools day. What he hadn't expected was Arthur to get him first, actually he didn't expect Arthur to get him at all…. Huh… a sharp whistle filled the air as the tea was finished and Alfred watched with anticipation as Arthur made his tea. He watched him pour it in his cup and reach for the "sugar" causing Alfred's smile to widen, even more so when Arthur poured in a ungodly amount of sugar. 'oh this is gonna be gooodddddd' Alfred thought with a smile as he watched his British boyfriend take a sip of the tea.

As expected Arthur spat out the tea and began to wipe at his mouth furiously "w-what the bloody hell?! Alfred did you do this?!" it was Alfred's turn to burst out laughing "OH MY GAWD ARTIE! AHAHAA, I knew you would pour a crap ton of "sugar" in your tea so I switched it with salt! APRIL FOOLS RIGHT BACK AT YA ARTIE!" Alfred shouted and fist pumped the air in triumph. Arthur just gaped at him before throwing his tea at him drenching the American who stopped cheering and yelped. "o-ow! Hot hot hot! God Artie! Calm it down dude!" Arthur simply covered his mouth with his hand to stop laughing at Alfred who was hopping around before stepping up to his boyfriend. "sorry love I lost it for a bit… bloody hell you got me well Alfred… git" Alfred smiled at Arthur before pulling him into a soft kiss.

"Yeah, you got me pretty well to Artie…Happy April Fools day?" Arthur smiled into the kiss slightly.

"Happy April Fools Alfred"