This is going to be epic. Be prepared for Germany, Richard Hammond and Big Red Balls all in the same story. Grab some popcorn people, we are going for a ride.

Chapter 1

England found his life depressingly boring. He had been on this earth longer than he cared to admit and guess what. Every moment of his miserable life was deja vu. He needed something different. He needed insanity ans sanity in one whle day. He needed something that would pack a punch. He needed Total Wipeout. And that is why this meeting is being held.

"So, you want some of us to come with you on a British TV show which is potentially dangerous?" Germany said, raising an eyebrow. England shook his head. "I just need 19 of you. Preferab,y one from each country so that means only one Italy. Dont worry. There are a lot of safety precautions set up, so it s not dangerous at all. Unless you cant swim, but I think we can all swim." The countries murmed in agreement.

"So, whos up for It."

In about 20 minutes 19 nations had volunteered. The list was as such:

England

America

Italy

Germany

Japan

China

Russia

Canada

Denmark

Finland

Estonia

Poland

Lithuania

France

Sweden

Norway

Iceland

Austria

Hungary

Prussia

Half of these people didnt want to come but were forced too. Prussia was a last resort because nobody else would come. England is going to use the east and west Germany thing to pull it off.

"Ahhh. This is going to be classic." England murmered to himself as he started typing an Email.

Richard Hammond

I have an idea for a one off Total Wipout episode which will bring down the house.

I have many friends around the world and 20 of them from different counties have agreed to come along if you allow them too. They are all fluent in English so you dont have to worry about that.

I hope you take my idea into consideration

Arthur Kirkland

Brilliant. Now to send it off.

2 days later Britain got a return email.

Arthur Kirkland

I like your idea and it will go ahead. A date and time will need to be arranged but it shouldnt be a problem.

Richard Hammond

This was it. For the first time in forever England was generally excited about something.

Hope you enjoyed this. If this is popular I will definitley be doing more.