"Granger."

"Granger."

"Granger."

"Granger."

"Granger."

"GRANGER!"

"WHAT MALFOY?"

"You have been ignoring me."

"No, I've been listening this entire time, just not responding."

"Don't get sarcastic with me woman!"

"Guess what?"

"What?"

"I just did!"

"You're so infuriating!"

"Oh and you're not?"

"Course I'm not."

"Sure."

"I told you not to be sarcastic!"

"Well to flipping bad Malfoy!"

"You'd think you'd be nicer to me, considering we're both Heads and live together!"

"You say that as though that alone should make me get along with you."

"It should!"

"I don't think so, you'll have to try harder then that."

"Hmph."

"Awww, is big bad Malfoy sulking?"

"Don't treat me like a child!"

"You're acting like one."

"Am not!"

"Keep telling yourself that Malfoy."

"I'm not!"

"Yeah whatever floats your boat."

"I'm not acting like a child Granger!"

"Whatever helps you sleep at night."

"Argh!"

"Now you know how I feel every day of my life."

"I don't annoy you as much as you annoy me!"

"Wanna bet?"

"...no..."

"That's what I thought."

"Infuriating woman!"

"Pureblood prat."

"Annoying bookworm!"

"High and mighty frog."

"Buck tooth beaver!"

"Ferret."

"You did not just go there Granger!"

"Oh yes I did."

"You are so dead Granger!"

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"You call that killing me? You kissed me you twat!"

"You look sexy when you're angry."

"Typical."