Second Fanfiction ever! please enjoy.

One wonderful summer day in the land of Fiore, in the town of Magnolia, there was a magical guild by the name of Fairy Tail. In this guild was a member named Mirajane Strauss or as she is also called, the matchmaker. Today was her grandest scheme yet to get some certain members of the guild together. Namely, Natsu and Lucy, Gajeel and Levy and Gray and Juvia. She, being the best matchmaker of all time, could see that the sexual tension between said people was so much that you might actually be able to cut it with a knife. So, she made her plan. The plan was something so daring that no guild member dare do it again after the incident for the entire guild hall was blown to pieces then rebuilt only to be torn apart again in a matter of seconds due to her plan. The plan? Ask them if they were virgins or not! It was perfect, nothing could go wrong. She would ask if they were virgins, they would say yes, she would get them together, and no more virginity! Perfection, but, Fairy Tail being Fairy Tail, nothing goes according to plan.

So she put her plan into action as soon as said groups sat down at the bar, just coming back from a long job. "One Smoothie, One bar of Iron, One cup of Lava, one cup of Water, Some Ice and a sandwich" Mira said, getting everything, already knowing what they would order. "Erm, Actually, can I get a bar of iron as well?" Levy said with a slight smile. "Eh? Levy, you can't eat iron, only Gajeel can eat iron." Mira said, confusion evident in her voice. "I'll take some Lava as well Mira" Lucy said. "What?! You To!? Are you guys idiots!? I'm not going to give you that! If you Drink or eat that, you will hurt yourselves!" Mira declared, fear for her friends clear in her eyes and voice. "Wait a second…When dragon slayers take mates, their mate gains dragon slayer magic…So THAT MEANS!" Mira said, glee bursting forth from her, but her victims had disappeared, fleeing Mira's matchmaking power. "Oh well, I still have Juvia and Gray to get together" Mira mumbled, but as soon as she turned around, she saw said people making out, rather heatedly. She then continued to spiral into depression because she had no one to ship, until she discovered Erza and Jellal's tension, which pulled her out of her depression, for she has a new couple to get together.

Jellal and Erza sneezed at the same time in their respective locations when Mira had the thought.

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