I got inspired to write this after reading iTorchic's fabulous fic, 333 ways to get kicked out the UN. Go check it out after reading this. Please review after finishing.

1. Misinterpret culture

America had invited the Italians out for lunch at McDonald's. He had hoped that Italy would not be too upset that there was no pasta on the menu. However, he did not expect to see Romano pull up 20 minutes later, all decked in mafia gear, demanding a refund because 'his idiot fratello ate his happy meal, but still wasn't happy.'

2. Pretend to Drown

America had a great idea to make all the nations stay at one hotel while expecting to go to another World meeting. On the other hand, he did not expect to see a drunken England claiming that he was drowning. In a shower.

3. Go to Candy Mountain

It was Halloween and America was throwing another spooky bash. People got drunk, found themselves in beds with strangers, and wore playboy bunny suits. But no one knew how to react when England showed up in a unicorn suit, asking random people in a squeaky voice if they wanted to go to Candy Mountain with him.

4. Confuse Holidays

The Bad Touch Trio convinced England to turn them into children so that they could go trick-or-treating. When they went Finland's house, he greeted them in a Santa Suit. He stared at them, perplexed, for a few minutes, and went flipping through a calendar.

5. Pretend to be Santa's Helper

England was sick of America constantly making up cheesy Christmas carols that mocked English culture, so he decided to teach him a lesson. He sent Norway dressed as a holiday elf to tell him that he was on Santa's naughty list. Needless to say, the Brit found the American huddled in a corner and sobbing that he would be a good boy.

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