Bit of an intro chapter, things will get somewhere next chapter, thank you for reading, please review and if you like it and want to see where it is going remember to follow, thanks!

PS: if it is in bold it is a text and if it is italics it is Hiccups point of view.


"Why are you late Mr...?"

"Haddock. And sorry."

"Okay then, present your first day speech presentation please."

"Okay, so my name Hiccup...it isn't my real name, just a nickname but I've had it long enough now that I don't need to be known as my real name. That's the thing about small towns once you have a nickname it is kind of stuck...Erm I am happy to be starting here and I hope I don't fail...I guess?"

"Thank you Haddock. Now you can sit down. Who is next?"

Okay, so that is Elena, for some reason she doesn't want to be called miss or by her last name... but hey its only a college teacher right? Okay so I get this could be confusing but I'll just go back a few days...

"Oh Hiccup my boy, its so sad you are leaving for college." The large man shouts crushing his tall son in a bear hug.

"Dad chill out I may be going to college but its like 20 minutes away...can you let me go now? Snot is picking me up right about now..." Hiccup replies sounding pretty bored of all these silly goodbyes.

"Oh yes. Right well see you soon, ring if you have forgotten anything."

Hiccup drags his bags to the front door and waves to his paranoid father, just as he does this his cell phone vibrates and lights up with a text

Get in the car homo.
Love you really...Snot.

To which he replies with:

Who doesn't love incest cousin love aye?

Coming now, shh.

Hiccup looks up from his phone and laughs after replying and placing it back in the back pocket of his jeans to pick up his bags.

He gets to the car and opens the trunk to throw his stuff in when he is greeted by a shout from the from seat.

"YO HIC-SACK."

"Jesus Christ..." He mutters, "Hi Tuffnut-sack."

"Yeah I guess it's pretty tuff." The blond boy in the back seat answers looking down at his crotch.

"Can we test it? Like can I just punch you square in the dick and you will be fine?" The boy referred to as 'Snot' adds in, turning around from the back seat with a fist raised.

"No I think I am okay..." 'Tuffnut' replies sounding scared.

Okay so these two dipshits are my friends, well cousin and friend. Known them for years and yes they have always been this stupid. Snots real name is Scot, we just all have nicknames. Tuffnuts name is actually Terence. I don't know when nicknames started but they stuck...for life.

"Shouldn't we get going?" Said a feminine voice from the seat next to Snot.

"I agree Ruff, can we just go already? Orientation awaits." Hiccup adds sounding overjoyed with sarcasm.


The car of four reach the huge metal gates of the college with large letters above the gates in metal reading 'Berk Technical College'. There were loads of other cars entering creating so much traffic and loads of college students walking around the campus, some looking more lost than others.

"Hey is your friend Astrid joining Berk Tech too?" Snot asks breaking the silence that had appeared not to long ago.

"Yeah, and she is single...as I know that is why you two asked." She answers shooting scary looks to Snot and then her brother in the back seat.

"We should all hang out, and bring out roomies if we have new people. New friends woooo." Snot shouts fist pumping out the cars window.

"It will be so weird being with someone I don't even know..." Hiccup adds sounding concerned.

"Hey I'm sure it will be fine, you guys can all be buddies, hey when we hang out though we should find a party."

They all agree in unison as they reach the car parking zone and unloaded their stuff from the car. They are shown to their dorms and rooms and then are left to settle in and unpack.


Hiccup was the first one to get to the room out of him and his unknown roommate so he chooses a bed and begins to unpack.

After he had unpacked a few things he had fallen asleep on his surprisingly comfortable bed and drifted off into a light sleep.

He didn't register the sound of his door opening but when it shut the unknown person accidentally slammed it making the sleeping boy jump up in shock.

"Shit I am so sorry dude."

"What the hell?" Hiccup asks dazed and confused still in sleep mode.

He looks to the door to see who it was and he saw an unfamiliar face staring at him in shock but with a comedic edge to it.

The boy extended his hand coming into visible light and pulled Hiccup to his feet.

"Hey, I'm Tony, obviously you must be my roommate?" The boy said flicking his head to get his longish black hair out of his face.

"Hey, nice to meet you, I have a real name, I don't use it though. No one really does here, I just go by a nickname. Hiccup." He replies shaking the boys hand after standing.

"Ah fair enough, I am new here so I definitely wouldn't have known that, nice to meet you too dude. Also I snuck some beer in, want one?" Tony laughs putting his bags on the free bed pulling out two beers.

"Do you have a nickname? And yeah thanks." Hiccup asks sitting back on his bed facing the other boy.

"Yeah 2, I guess. Tone, like for short or a weird one, Toothless."

"Why Toothless?" The brown haired boy asks, intrigued and opening his beer.

"I used to get in to a lot of fights in school. I used to punch them and their teeth would come out...so I would be making them toothless. When I got into fights after that people used to chant 'Toothless, toothless' so it kind of stuck." Tony answers, reminiscing on some old memories.

"Don't punch me? I like my teeth in my mouth." Hiccup jokes taking a sip of the cold contraband beer.

"Don't worry dude I doubt I'd need to punch you I like you already." He replies smiling also taking a sip.

"Well, Toothless, I can see this being the start to a great friendship." Hiccup announces proudly.

"I can certainly agree with that Hiccup, cheers!" Toothless agrees as the two boys clink their bottles together.


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