Breaking The Rules

Disclaimer: Masashi Kishimoto is the creator of the popular Naruto manga/anime series and all its official characters. DC Superheroes, Justice League, Teen Titans, Batman, Superman, and all others I'm likely forgetting such as official characters, background series stories, worldly plotlines, and miscellaneous belong to the super huge creators of the aptly collected DC Universe. I do not own anything that gets mentioned as cameo from other anime/manga, video games, music, and etcetera. All I own are my Original Characters that come into play.

The Teen Titans were relaxing. For once there was nobody causing the usual chaos in Jump City. Raven sealed herself in her room, meditating or reading her magic tomes, only exiting for the basic necessities i.e. food, drink, and using the bathroom. Beast Boy was doing some sort of all-day marathon gaming run online, Starfire was Starfire, Cyborg was in his work shop, and Robin was training.

Robin had just left his room after a quick freshening up in the shower, and sees the TV was free, so he plops himself down on the couch and turns it on.

"And onto other news. Today there was a criminal who tried to rob the local Little Cesar's pizza restaurant; however he was unable to demand the contents of the cash register. Despite being armed with a gun, the assailant was quickly subdued by none other than Naruto Uzumaki, CEO of Uzumaki Industries."

Robin blinked, as the news anchorman went to video footage shot from a security camera the pizza shop had. It was one of those HD color with audio cams. It depicted a standard busy day, with a short line of folks at the two registers, making orders to getting those five dollar ready-made pizzas.

In one line, was Naruto himself, dressed in casual clothes instead of a suit consisting of jean shorts, black tank, strap-on brown leather sandals, and he was wearing a nifty pair of black shades with orange reflective lenses. Suddenly, the door is slammed open and people pushed aside by a man who draws out a gun.

"Everyone on the ground! You! Give me all the money in the drawers! Now!" shouted a man.

The man looks to be in his mid-forties, slightly obese, wearing sweat pants, a simple white t-shirt, gray sneakers, and held a standard nine millimeter pistol. What made this guy a stupid criminal was that he wrapped his head with duct tape, exposing only mouth, nose, and eyes. Stupid, right...? Everyone of course listened, fearful of the gun. Naruto wasn't.

"Hey! Did you hear me? Get on the floor now or I'll blow you away!" the man yells, threatening Naruto by prodding him in the back with the gun.

Naruto turned around, shouts to the would-be robber, "Go piss off!" and fiercely headbutts the man in the face eerily reflecting Trevor Philips in Grand Theft Auto V. He's out cold before he drops to the ground. Turning around, Naruto then says to the stunned cute woman behind the counter, "Yeah, three ready pepperoni pizzas, please."

The woman hurried with the order, Naruto pays with a twenty bill, tells her to keep the change, and casually walks out of the pizza shop with his three boxes of hot-n-ready pepperoni pizzas.

"The man was arrested for attempted robbery, and being a stupid criminal," the news anchorman finished the story, before directing attention to the local weather for Jump City.

Robin just sighs, lifting the remote and changing the channel.

What else is new regarding Naruto, really?

Watching World's Dumbest on TruTV led to this. I'm (not) sorry Naruto's headbutting directly reflects how Trevor Philips knocks out Michael/Franklin when they tick him off in GTA V in free roam.