hey guys and dolls, I dont know what this is but i hope I make you laugh

-iamnemesis

Lol im a tree - by Thalia Grace

Day one-

I don't know what's happened... I'm a tree. But I got to say my foliage is pretty damn fine gurl! This is going to be a real tree-t ( bum dum crash) I think im pretty funny but you'll say I'm barking mad (bum dum crash) but have I got news for you... I'm a tree. DEAL WITH IT!

Day two-

my new condition has hit me right at my roots ( bum dum crash)! speaking of which standing up for too long really hurts. My back is as stiff as a tree trunk ( bum dum crash)... Oh wait it is a tree trunk! Annabeth came to talk me today, I wish people would just leaf me alone ( bum dum crash) and not tree-t me like this ( bum dum crash)... Ok enough with the tree puns! You know what I miss the most? MAPLE syrup ( bum dum crash).

Day three-

I am still a tree

Day four-

Guess what? I'm a tree

Day five-

still a tree

Day six-

I'M A BUSH! (no only joking I'm still a tree)

Day seven-

my roots hurt again!

Day eight-

there was this dog... well you get the idea

Day nine-

Grover ran into me (again) ... Idiot!

Day ten-

OH DEAR GOD SOMEONE HELP ME I'M LOSING MY LEAVES!

Day 11-

Why does dad tree-t me like this... it's not fir! ( bum dum crash)

Day 12-

HELP! I have squirrels in my hair!

Day 13-

If the Apollo cabin bring fire near me again I swear to Zeus!

Day 14-

Still a tree :(

Day 15-

He look a demigod! I wish he wood notice me! OH HOLY MOTHER OF ZEUS IS THAT A MINOTAUR!?

later..

THE STUPID COW STABBED ME WITH HIS HORN! it really hurt :(

Day 16-

*Swaying furiously*

Day 17-

Percy's leaving... again.

Day 18-

Grover really needs to watch were he's going!

Day 19-

Do you want to hear something funny? I am tree

Day 20-

You have no idea how hard it is to type with branches!

I hope this was a tree-t for you to read! please review if you want me to carry on!

-iamnemesis